Please share the SIMB gold. Pretty please.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

10 characters.

One for each of the men the Geordies had on the pitch when they scored the 3rd, the 4th and the 5th.

[holywood gunner]

Five ****ing one - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 07:48PM
to ten man relegated newcastle. Its pretty funny really. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 07:53PM
Yeah I'm at that stage by now how very typical - by muswell at Dublin airport living the dream - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Who do we turn to? - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Cersei and Arya of course. **** football for a long time. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 07:58PM
Woy and the boys will turn my frown upside down - by muswell - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Haha - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 08:02PM
Interesting Mark Hughes interview - clearly a come and get me Everton - but why would they ? - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:41PM
Honestly though, **** them. Bunch of bottling ****s. A draw, all you needed was a ****ing draw. ****S. - by MidlandYid - 05/15/2016 07:35PM
Against a relegated team. Its beyond anything i can think of. I****ing hate this ****shower of a club. Forza millwall!! - by Penge - 05/15/2016 07:36PM
Sensational Season - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:51PM
>>> - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:51PM
It is Mark P I am worried about especially after JT's Oscars speech - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:27PM
Roy Keane was right, Spurs will always let you down. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
For me it all went pearshaped with the WBA draw at the Lane having beaten Man U and Stoke. That was the time to seriously challenge Leicester for the title and open up an 8 point gap (I think) to Arsenal.(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
Yep, that was the game that did us in. We had two bad spells this season - first four games and the final four. Lessons to be learned. Most important, get the squad settled and sorted by the time pre-season starts and you can't wing not having enough quality players, in the end you'll get found out. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 07:31PM
First game od the season for me - Walker og the writing was on the wall then - why put yourself though the next 37 games ? ; - ) - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:29PM
To be fair Poch did apologise to everyone's family - - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:17PM
**** him and **** him back off to Spain. "But..but..the players shake each other's hands in the morning!" - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:22PM
Haha it was an excellent apology, I'll give him a second chance - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 07:21PM
I wonder if that included Levy's cousin that Rumbles met(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 07:18PM
Absolute dog****. One of the games you knew from minute 1 we weren't at it. Newcastle corporate ain't half bad though. - by MidlandYid - 05/15/2016 06:53PM
Absolutely pathetic finish tocthe season. All our own doing. Alli getting banned, the players losing their rags, dembele, poch doing weird ****e. Just ****ing horrible. Thank **** its over - by Penge - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
When our change the game options were Josh Onomah and Tom Carroll, you knew we were ****ed. What on earth had happened to Rose to make the bench but not even get near the pitch?! - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:44PM
Probably had a row with a staff member so he'll be forced out of the club now - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 06:49PM
I'm not saying Poch is beyond criticism but some of the stuff you were writing about him below was ludicrous at best. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:59PM
Probably didn't. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:50PM
To be fair we looked a lot better with baa baa black sheephead and 4 stone wet through than with Son and the new Frank Lampard OH. The problem was when the clown shoe **** took Walker off and we completely lost shape. He also brought Vertonghen back in when Wimmer hadnt put a foot wrong - by Carlos Kickaball doesnt care if Walker WAS injured - 05/15/2016 06:49PM
The Vertonghen for Wimmer was very harsh, don't know how their stats compared but I felt with Vertonghen we'd get the ball forward quicker and more accurately, wimmer wasn't as confident passing forward but defensively I felt more comfortable when wimmer played - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 07:04PM
This - by Head Wand - 05/15/2016 07:00PM
On a positive note at least we didn't finish runners up to the most unlikely winners of the league ever , it'll be arse looked at as failing and having missed out on a golden opportunity, not us - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
You're fogetting that the counting isn't finished yet. In two or three years time someone squeals and Leicester are stripped of the title following the biggest doping scandal in sporting history. The title is retrospectively awarded to the team that came second.... - by Block27 - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
****ing even. - by Block27 - 05/15/2016 06:53PM
Blimey is NTY buying you dinner tonight ? - by The General - 05/15/2016 06:48PM
is there enough for two in that speedball syringe hanging out your arm there mate - if so pass it over. nt - by GuinnessJoe - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
You could tell we were done after Chelsea. We need to get over our arsenal obsession they have more problems than us and winger will think they have had a good season finishing second in a league they should have romped - by jimmy hotspur - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
Shut up James you pathetic cuckolded **** - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:55PM
Im sorry?? Arsenal have more problems than us?? - by Carlos Kickaball thinks they only need 2 or 3 players to challenge next year - 05/15/2016 06:51PM
Is that a whole brain bump or saircasm or do you actually believe what you've just said there? - by FrankW - 05/15/2016 06:44PM
I really do hope that we will fill our lovely new stadium on a regular basis, Levy may have to do a Wet Spam and reduce ticket prices if he wants it full every game. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:35PM
he would rather it stood empty than reduce prices - with the TV money it probably won't even make much difference if its full or not - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 06:38PM
****ing spurs fans - by sammyj - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
Irregardless Glassy? - by Tone - 05/15/2016 06:30PM
Irregardless is a word commonly used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795.[1] Most dictionaries list it as nonstandard or incorrect usage, and recommend that "regardless" should be used instead. - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
You should see his maths - by Dack it's what he does for a living - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
We lost 5-1 to Newcastle guys - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:25PM
Relegated team does double over Spurs - by Carlos Kickaball could not make it up - 05/15/2016 06:37PM
The good news is that we can't lose next week. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 06:27PM
haha - by Bongoman - 05/15/2016 06:34PM
Please just die. - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
10 men relegated Newcastle. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:27PM
as soon as they went down to 10 men our fate was sealed - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 06:32PM

[holywood gunner]

Nvere expected anything from todays game, relegated teams almost always batter the opposition in their first game after going down. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:22PM
Norwich lost 3-0 and Villa lost their 1st game after relegation, so you're taking ****. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:25PM
Check your stats fella, it often happens, pressure is off - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:28PM
Tell me your stats then Dave, as evidence this season shows that you're talking ****. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:29PM
Are you the famous jazz artist from the States, haven't come across you before fella. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:33PM
No stats to back up your post then Dave? Just as I thought. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:36PM
I realise that you are upset Thelonius, just calm down fella, save yourself for the gooners in the office tomorrow morning! - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:38PM
I run my own business Dave, no gooners. Now where are these stats you talked about? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
Looking forward to a hell of a week from you son - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:26PM
I'm not Dack. I would be proper mental if so was Dack and used 1 account to stand up for Glassy and another to slag him off. Proper mental. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:30PM
Righto - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
Yes "righto" nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
We're proper mental mate, you and me, proper mental. nt. - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:37PM
Send me another email, mate. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:37PM
Let's go ****ing mental, let's go ****ing mental, la la la,la la la. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:39PM
No problem with your act on here but sticking up for that dickhead Glassy is unforgivable. Show your workings. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
Cornbeef hash for tea tonight, I'll save you a plate Dave. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:42PM
Sweet. Dollop of English mustard. Yu. Lovely. Ta. - by Dack pink n juicy pink n juicy - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
Shanghai can have whatever you don't finish, as always. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:50PM
You must be a helluva oddball for sticking up for Glassy. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
We're all oddballs, some accept it, some embrace it, some deny it. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:55PM
Pot and kettle. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:54PM
Plenty on here think he's a dickhead. Not many think he's ok. He's a prat. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:55PM
Just the 1 string to your bow then. Sad how the mighty have fallen. Must be be time to pass the mantle on to a younger man? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:59PM
While he's still here so will I be - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:06PM
Whatever gets through those lonely night mates. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:09PM
When this login gets banned like the other one, will you come back again? - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:13PM
What sort of person would have multiple accounts on a messageboard? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:19PM
You! nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:21PM
Us! nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:22PM
Woohoo! nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:23PM
How are Bestofthebest and WHLJon? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
And you had Cabcask Kid as well. Where's he? nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:31PM
Off somewhere nice with Dolenz and Tricky Ricky. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:33PM
That's it! Tricky Ricky. I forgot who you were before. Before that was Spastic Weirdo Trying To Stir Up **** - by Dack salutes Steve - 05/15/2016 07:34PM
Tricky Ricky had the same IP addresses as you according to Orange and Steve. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:36PM
No you didn't. I've never used a proxy for Dack accounts so I'm not sure how they came up with that. Are you boring DaveB? - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:42PM
That's what they said, you forgot to switch on the proxy for Tricky Ricky for a couple of posts. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
I don't know what you did, Tricky nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:56PM
I did whatever you did Tricky. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 08:01PM
More of this please>>> - by Dack - 05/15/2016 08:08PM
While he's still here so will I. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:06PM
No other team would manage to **** it up how we have. Absolutely destroyed any feeling of achievement in 4 games. ****ing stems from the top down. Always trying to get by. We nearly managed it this year because the rest were ****e. We will struggle for top 8 next year. There is no way these last few results especially today don't havens massive bearing on next year. We've gone lads I honestly thought it'd be different but the same old inadequacy has returned. No plan B when others take the initiative and no fight. What the **** is the point of even being in the CL ? We won't win it. We chucked the cups and we've managed to out Spurs anything I've ever imagined. I actually love and hate the ****s in equal measure - by CockneySpur - 05/15/2016 06:09PM
Come on, today has actually been rather funny - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:16PM
How on Earth are you going to react if something bad actually happens? - by JonnieB will expect to see you on the news imolating outside the stadium - 05/15/2016 06:13PM
In football terms, this is pretty ****ing miserable. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:23PM
so Poch met with Fergie to ask how he lost 5-1 to Newcastle? NT - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 06:01PM
Ha - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:07PM
Clownshoe ****s and clown manager. At least we won't have maths whizz Glassy telling us all how he is the best manager in the league anymore. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:53PM
Don't count on that - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 05:58PM
Blimey, Kane's the first English player to win the Golden Boot since Kevin Phillips in 2000 - by JonnieB ****ing hates him of course, and the team, and that Fat Georgie Cornell he hangs around with - 05/15/2016 05:50PM
Game of the day finally - only @ THFC - Unreal - That gap hey Buchler you muppet - I make no further comment . - by The General - 05/15/2016 05:36PM
They just ran out of steam. The forst half of the Chelsea game was played on adrenaline, but apart form that for the last month they have just not had it in them physically. And because of that their heads were not right either. Alderwaild has played a ridiculous number of minutes for us this season, ditto Dier, ditto Kane (who had done it the seaosn before too). They tried but the gas had gone. That's the truth of it. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 05:30PM
How many times you going to make the same ****ing post today? NT - by MisterT 3 and counting - 05/15/2016 05:42PM
Until I run out of steam ;-) - by MFV - 05/15/2016 06:05PM
The squad is too small, and the backup players are too far away from the first team players. - by Dan LEVY OUT - 05/15/2016 05:36PM
*******s. The manager isnt good enough, no plan b, ****ed up those key games 2 years in a row, cant motivate a team second in the league to beat 10 men relegated Newcastle. Fk him fk Spurs - by Carlos Kickaball and **** you - 05/15/2016 05:46PM
They are an embarassing collection of loser ****s - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:48PM
Two points from the last 12, the club is cursed, cancerous ****-****...shame that suspect package wasn't planted under our team coach - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:19PM
all comes down from the chairman i'm afraid - the club exists to make him & enic rich, football success is not & never will be on his radar - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 05:29PM
We were playing a relegated side and only need a point. Our chairman is indeed a **** but I'm not blaming him for this one - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 05:31PM
he infests the entire club though. his revolting (hi nty) attitude to everything permeates literally everything to do with thfc. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 05:32PM
I simply cannot understand anyone who supports him, if you love spurs you dislike Levy; every single thing he does is to maximise the value of the club & his payoff - all at the expense of the football team - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 05:39PM
nty does because it's part of his act on here and they are related. hazard is mentally ill. simb is a fairly small sample set of the spurs support as a whole though, who are, in the main, brainless ****ing ****s who just go to get out of the house and don't think about anything other than which brand of rustlers microwave food they will have for their 'tea' when they get in. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 05:43PM
Poor Mil. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:58PM
He does a lot of good for the club regardless of his motives. It would just be nice if he prioritised the actually playing side occasionally. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:42PM
he does a lot of good for himself, if the football team benefits too its a happy accident - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 05:48PM
Agreed, i met a member of hid family last week, they hate him...he is a terrible **** - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:35PM
Barrington or General? - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 05:48PM
Haha ;) nt - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 05:58PM
haha, who?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 05:39PM
A cousin, most of them hate him, he's a vile, powerhugry arsehole according to him - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:46PM
He's probably lured them into investing all their savings in some Ponzi scheme to kickstart ENIC(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 06:03PM
We've the new fans couldn't-give-a-hoot telling us we should be thankful for winning **** all yet again. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:28PM
Bottle and brick the ****ing coach - by Penge - 05/15/2016 05:19PM

[holywood gunner]

Congrats to Kane winning the goal scoring title...but today he was almost non-existent, and not having a striker to get on instead of him is criminal.(nt - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 05:18PM
That's the point, if he doesnt perform then neither do we. We were lucky he stayed fit all season. Had he got injured we'd have finished mid table at best. That the club gambled on 1 striker all season is beyond shambolic. That Poch said he didnt need another striker is a huge worry going forward. I'm woth Bal, clown's **** - by Carlos Kickaball - 05/15/2016 05:39PM
Kane plays every game to maximise his value for when he's sold - by c-spur would rather more than one striker & perhaps a trophy than kanes golden boot - 05/15/2016 05:32PM
Aguero or Sanchez would of ended up with 35+ goals in outlr team - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:20PM
What must all our history be defined by what we have done in the Premier League era? - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
It isn't. - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 05:18PM
New fans like Glassy. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:17PM
10 point win for Leicester in the end - 5th highest margin of the PL era - by gdp - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
Fair play to them(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
Did Liverpool lose 5-1 in the last game of the season after they nearly won the league? Are we becoming Liverpool? - by JonnieB - 05/15/2016 05:10PM
No, they still win trophies. NT - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 05:14PM
simb is certainly turning into ****ing RAWK that's for sure. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 05:11PM
Nah, you're all just grumpy *******s - by JonnieB is now looking forward to the Euros, the whole summer in Austria and then back for more joy - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
You constatntly prove that you really don't give a flying fig about football. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:16PM
I do care a lot about it, but I am also capable of some manner of perspective. It's the kind of wisdom that comes with age, when you're not longer '33' you too may be able to deal with these setbacks - by JonnieB - 05/15/2016 05:19PM
It's the speediness with which you are quite able to brush off another defeat. I swear to God we could lose the CL final against Arsenal with a last minute og and 5 minutes later you'd be posting "Ho hum. I have some weeds to dig up. Never mind eh". - by Dack - 05/15/2016 05:27PM
I'll let you into a little secret here.......not everything I post on here is entirely representative of my true feelings.....sometimes I'm a little upset, however, I do feel some compunction to defend the football team we are supposed to ****ing support from some of the ridiculous ****tery that's posted on here when absolutely everything doesn't go the way we want - by JonnieB - 05/15/2016 05:38PM
Haha - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 05:24PM
No back bone when it really matters, that is what are. - by GILLY - 05/15/2016 05:08PM
Oh now you come back - thought you might have got a tip off about Old Trafford - by gdp - 05/15/2016 05:09PM
We needed 1 point from our two last games, home against Southampton and away to relegated 10-man Newcastle...utterly pathetic end to an otherwise enjoyable season(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 05:04PM
**** start, **** end and some nice bits in the middle. We've done ok overall given the self-imposed constraints but I can't say I'm going to look back with much fondness. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:06PM
Oh no, some Welsh **** who has never been to a game and only supports us because of Chris Gunter is disappointed. Oh no. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:09PM
Could I ask you what your problem is? - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:12PM
You. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:16PM
He's dack - by Dan - 05/15/2016 05:16PM
Yes Dan, I'm Dack, that's why we argued below, you double-digit IQ cousin ****ing odd ball. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:23PM
Haha blimey - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 05:25PM
Thicking **** he is. I don't know how you put up with them NT - by Dack Team Glassy - 05/15/2016 05:30PM
In English please. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:34PM
Then I feel honoured. :-D - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:17PM
Imagine if we had a manager who could've got us 72 pts. NT - by MisterT Hi Gerry - 05/15/2016 05:09PM
Haha, I read today that Martinez got Everton 73 points in his first season there. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:13PM
You read wrong then as Everyon have never got 73 points in the premier league. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:20PM
My apologies, it was 72. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 05:24PM
shows how relevant point total comparisons are in different season then. - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:26PM
Or 3rd place in the Russian league. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:10PM
Already won the title there last season, and the cup this season. Useless ****. NT - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 05:12PM
But failed massively this season when he had to do more than just buy the best foreign players. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:17PM
Yep. A trophy both seasons he's managed them, definitely don't want that kind of failure at Spurs given the current era of glory. NT - by MisterT - 05/15/2016 05:20PM
I liked AVB, but it was clear with the the Liverpool and Man City results that he'd lost the players couple with the fact that he'd lost the medical team following Loris' injury. He has found his level in secondary leagues. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 05:28PM
In this season? Can't think of one we've had - by gdp - 05/15/2016 05:10PM
Highest ever Premier League finish, best league placement in a generation, best goal difference in the league. It's all a bit **** really. - by 2K1T pissed off that we threw away second. - 05/15/2016 04:56PM
Biggest bunch of ****s since the now exinct **** tree grew bunches of ****s - by Penge - 05/15/2016 05:06PM
Hahah - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 05:15PM
It's been a **** month. Implosion. - by Dan - 05/15/2016 05:02PM

[holywood gunner]

quick cut and paste, hope its readable :0

[holywood gunner]

Good lord. That's quite the end to the season - by JonnieB still fine with the overall thing - 05/15/2016 04:46PM
Honestly Jonnie? We've been simply terrible since the Chelsea game. We've put it in for 90% of the season but switched off when we really could have made it so so special. Only Spurs could give us Champions League but make it feel like a cup final defeat to Dagenham & Redbridge :-( - by Horsham Spur - 05/15/2016 04:53PM
Only if you let it. We went all out for the title, ****ed it and collapsed. It's not a massive shock - by JonnieB isn't massively shocked - 05/15/2016 04:55PM
Really? the fact we have contrived to let those ****s overtake us on the last day doesn't even slightly take the shine off this season? - by JR - 05/15/2016 04:50PM
Well, it does a bit, but we still finished third and had a tilt at the title. It's hardly the Ragnorak that was being predicted at the start. I don't really have any contact with Arsenal fans, so it makes little difference to me. Though, it wouldn't anyway, as I'm not six and don't care about cracking 'bantz' from other supporters - by JonnieB just likes Spurs really - 05/15/2016 04:52PM
Yep, this result just doesn't do the overall season justice but it'll be what everyone talks about shame, it's been a very positive season. - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 04:48PM
It's the last month. That's the problem. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:49PM
A huge job now for Levy and Pochettino. We end the season battered, broken, knackered and utterly humiliated. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:46PM
.. and third. - by somerset - 05/15/2016 04:49PM
Yep and we all feel utterly **** about it. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:50PM
..and broken, disheveled, gored, haunted and cowed. - by somerset doesn't feel to bad apart from that. - 05/15/2016 04:56PM
The worst Spursy ever. My ****ing Lord. Utterly disgraceful. - by crowny - 05/15/2016 04:45PM
My only positive it that Rumbles is there - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:45PM
Haha(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:48PM
Haha - by RJM - 05/15/2016 04:47PM
Well there is one tiny glimmer of silver lining. I was right about him all along - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
Nothing's changed. We have a clown's **** managing us and the worst chairman in football history bathing in money. - by Balham saying for the last time this season send ****ING INFRASTRUCTURE on - 05/15/2016 04:47PM
I hope Wayne Lineker rapes all our players. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
Ha ha. - by Harry Monk - 05/15/2016 05:00PM
Unreal - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
nothing surprises me with spurs anymore - by Dafyd Ginola - 05/15/2016 04:45PM
Jesus ****ing Christ - new levels of Spursy - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
hahaha 5 **** off spurs - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
Toby caught sleeping again(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
5 now .. good old spurs - by Dafyd Ginola - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
Making the Arsenal party even more enjpyable. Bless the Spurs - by Ikie-Mo - 05/15/2016 04:44PM
Oh my! - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
Sen****ingsational ****ing season. You ****ing ****S. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
4-1, **** off you utter ****ing ****s. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
Did anyone seriously think we wouldn't **** it up? - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
this is some sort of ****ing joke. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
hahahahaha(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:43PM
ha how embarrassing 4 - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:42PM
We are being totally dominated although there's only one man at Spurs responsible for our players being on the floor and it really isn't Pochettino. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
why isn't it him in part mate? he said many times he was happy with the squad. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:42PM

[holywood gunner]

Can't even take a corner properly now. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
Poch doesn't really know how to play against 10 men does he, Arse home we held on. Newc all over us here. ****ing poor - by crowny - 05/15/2016 04:40PM
It could've easily been 5-1 to them(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
It is. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:47PM
Hahahahah just sit there and think about it. We have absolutely ****ed it. Hahahahahahah. And its arsenal of all teams, hahahahahah - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:40PM
And we've just offered the architect of the most pathetic finish to a season a long deal - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:42PM
Why the **** start with Davies? He's an ok defender nothing more. We need our best players on the pitch from the start, especially with both Alli and Dembele unavailable(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:40PM
I will take this opportunity to remind everyone that we took this abject **** and the also terrible Vorm from swansea and gave them the excellent siggurdsson and money in exchange. let that sink in. - by Balham sad tromboning yet again - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
I blame Garland Greene. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:42PM
Cheers, I'm already suicidal enough, mate(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:42PM
Very strange. He's awful. - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 04:41PM
Spurs players should really be forking out for the fans who've gone up there todays tickets and travel after this utter ****ing ****e. nt - by GuinnessJoe - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
They should pay every one of us who has to go to work in London tomorrow some compensation too. They are an absolute shower of pathetic useless embarassing ****s. - by RJM - 05/15/2016 04:39PM
Conceding 3 goals there, what the **** has happened to us since Stoke?! This is a collapse that makes the Redknapp ones look like a small blip. Dicks. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
3 nil - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
Sack everyone(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
Villa unsurprisingly two down - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
2 nil scum - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
Good old Spurs. Haven't finished this high for more than 20 years and we still end the season feeling ****. What a ****ing club. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
Arsenal 2 up. **** Spurs in the ear - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
i know this is against the grain of most spurs fans but I don't care about 2nd or 3rd, or finishing a place above arsenal. I just want us to win a proper cup. - by Dafyd Ginola - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
The Balance sheet Cup has our name on it, as usual(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:38PM
i will care for about 5 minutes but thats all - ive wasted far too much energy on this **** club over the past 35-odd years - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:37PM
1-3 against alreadly relegated, 10-men Newcastle..We don't deserve 2nd place(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:35PM
It matters not a jot whether he dived or not, the fact we couldn't keep enough possession against 10 men relegated Newcastle to stop them getting in to that position with us 2-1 down and needing a draw means we deserve everything we get. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:34PM
absolutely correct. the dive will be mentioned repeatedly after this game and tomorrow to try and deflect from the team's failings. - by Balham will not be having it - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
It all stems from not letting Alli go to the PFA awards. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:36PM
Completely agree(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:35PM
#cursedclub - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:33PM
Annoyed at myself for switching back on for 3 minutes or so. - by RJM - 05/15/2016 04:33PM
Pathetic bunch of bottling ****s(nt) - by Yourconscience fuming - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
Take off our right back. Immediately they break down the right. Goal. Great substitution - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
Poch is really just a **** version of Martin Jol - by Dan - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
melt melt melt - by Dan - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
The **** dived. **** **** **** - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
Haha brilliant - by Rob - 05/15/2016 04:31PM
that's that - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:31PM
FFS!(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:30PM
Horrible dive, i thought he was booking him for diving!! - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
It was..but we never should've let ourselves into that situation for starters(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:32PM
ridiculous - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:30PM
Hahaha, we're so **** - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:30PM
Chadli on for Walker(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:29PM
****ing get on it now, YOU SPURS - by Dan - 05/15/2016 04:26PM
Come on come on come on come on - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:26PM
Newcastle down to 10 men. These ****s are going to make me watch the whole game - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:25PM
I'm sat with 4 gooners :-/ - by Sturrrt - 05/15/2016 04:26PM

[holywood gunner]

Mittovic sent off - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:25PM
horrible challenge - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:26PM
**** shot. - by RickyV - 05/15/2016 04:25PM
Here we ****ing go! - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:20PM
Hope.. not good for our health(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:21PM
Come on you ****s. one more - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:19PM
Don't do it to yourself - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 04:20PM
what are they like barry - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:21PM
Same as the last 40 years I've been going - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 04:22PM
Lamela! c'mon ffs!!(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:19PM
Lamela2-1 - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:19PM
I take it a last minute Villa equaliser is too much to ask for?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:17PM
they will have a perfectly good goal disallowed and then arsenal will score, probably via a penalty, in the last few minutes. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:18PM
Finish top 3 and still get ****ed, could only happen to us. - by BBB - 05/15/2016 04:14PM
I dont think we'll ever finish above Arsenal or win another trophy whilst Levy remains s chairman - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:18PM
If we **** this up I'm going to ****ing run amok on here tomorrow. ****s, you know who you are. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:13PM
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! - by gdp - 05/15/2016 04:13PM
Hahaha SCARY - by Glassy - 05/15/2016 04:15PM
Oh unblocked now am I?? YOU ****ING NEW FAN THICK ****. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:18PM
Coming from the bloke who went to 1 game all season and talked about it for a fortnight. mt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:22PM
One more game then your spastic mate has in 5 years and I don't even live in the country. ****. - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:24PM
Melt. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:28PM
Calm down Dack it's not good for your heart. hashtagOHHELLOTHERE nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:26PM
hahaha ;-) - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:31PM
haha - by Dack - 05/15/2016 04:28PM
maybe the pitiful end to the season will show levy he needsto - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:07PM
jump in front of a victoria line tube. - by RJM finishing that off for you - 05/15/2016 04:08PM
needs to spend - by c-spur hahahahaha - 05/15/2016 04:08PM
haha tom carroll to save the day - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:03PM
Poch clearly has given up already as well(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:06PM
****ing hell. Tom Carroll to the rescue. - by Horsham Spur - 05/15/2016 04:03PM
Why the **** is Rose on the bench still?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:05PM
haha & Onamah - by c-spur is used to the humiliation - 05/15/2016 04:04PM
The worst footballer to play for this ******** club in the last 20 years - by Penge - 05/15/2016 04:04PM
Onomah for Son too. - by Harry Monk - 05/15/2016 04:04PM
Still it's good to be able to see a manager that can get his players up for a game even though they've already been relegated and have nothing to play for. I wonder if he wants a job at Spurs - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 03:57PM
third is 'sensational' - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 04:11PM
He can **** off to Man Utd now if he likes. Clearly where he will eventually end up. Give this champions league spot to a manager who gets what its about, rather than publically saying he doesn't mind about Arsenal. Stupid ****. - by RJM - 05/15/2016 04:02PM
Great, exciting season, talk of another job comes along, catastrophic late season collapse, finish below Arsenal - by Dougal - vaguely remembers another manager getting the sack for that - 05/15/2016 04:03PM
haha ;-) - by Balham doesn't see the fuss about him in the slightest - 05/15/2016 04:02PM
Really looking forward to work tomorrow right now. :-| - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 03:55PM
on the flip side simb will be ****ing outstanding ;-) - by Balham - 05/15/2016 03:56PM
I'm ready to skewer the next person to tell me how brilliant Pochettino is - by Dougal - is about to list his failures this season in full - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
We've failed to win any game with anything riding on it is basically the problem. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 04:09PM
Such as? Surely Man Utd had something on it, as did Stoke and Fiorentina. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:12PM
Didn't we do this the other day? We blew the chances we had to go above Leicester, thew the Dortmund tie and have let Arsenal overtake us. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 04:14PM
So only 4 games have mattered all season? - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 04:15PM
Not the manager's fault though. It's not his job to motivate the players - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 04:09PM
but the players shake each others hands? - by Balham - 05/15/2016 04:03PM
There...will...be...blood(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
Haha, good point. I promise not to mention AVB. - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
Which is the main thing - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
Poch basically needs to run amock in the dressing room. This bunch of ****ers on the pitch need get their finger out a show that they actually give a ****... *knows that they dont either way - by tallaghtspur - 05/15/2016 03:52PM
I think all this started as a result of 9 yellows against Chelsea and the vilification we got in the press. We looked scared to tackle last week and again today. - by HendrixNY - 05/15/2016 03:59PM
We collapsed weeks ago ama he did nothing. I think he might have left it a bit late - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 03:54PM
We'll never finish above Arsenal again will we? - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 03:51PM
Luckily I had a clause written into my bet with a Gooner fan over here which team would finish ahead of the other..We're going to decide it over a round of golf(nt) - by Yourconscience unfortunately **** at golf too - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
We should have known this would happen. As soon as we drew at Chelsea the players were ****ed mentally and physically. They have worked so hard in all games this season up to that point and just look out on their feet now. Poor Ryan Mason, it's not really his fault but we are carrying him at the moment. You could almost blame Dembele for his stupidity at Stamford Bridge. - by Horsham Spur - 05/15/2016 03:55PM
Tottenham have young players, they have an outstanding manager, if they buy well in the summer then they will do well next year ... says Martin Keown - by gdp - 05/15/2016 03:53PM
I suspect the truth sits somewhere between the doom and gloom and the happy clappers, we're clearly miles better than this but those who make us league favourites next season probably want their heads examining. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 03:55PM
Has anyone been that daft? - by GarlandGreene - 05/15/2016 04:00PM
Not seen anyone do that - by gdp - 05/15/2016 03:56PM
We needed one point from the last 2 games. They can all **** off. Don't ****ing tell us what a great season we've had after the game please, and yes that includes you Harry. You've ****ed up a simple task and you deserve to have backs turned on you, you stupid believeyourownhype ****ing idiots - by crowny - 05/15/2016 03:51PM
Imagine having paid for that VIP trip up there to watch this shower of utter ****.(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 03:48PM
Luckily my trip is a freebie, nice meal before then a 6 hour journey ack home to contemplate how **** we are and what a **** i am. - by Rumbles - 05/15/2016 03:53PM
To be fair, you'd have been very, very stupid to have done that. It was pretty obvious after the WBA fiasco that we were wiped out and would struggle to draw any more games, let alone win any. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 03:50PM
this - by Horsham Spur - 05/15/2016 03:56PM
those that did should be proud of the fact they have paid for the levy family's seats to be recovered over the summer in goat hide. - by Balham ****ing despises this **** club at times - 05/15/2016 03:50PM
What an utterly **** month it has been. Levy did not spend, Poch has clearly taken his eye off the ball, but let's not forget that Alli and Dembele have really cost us too. They were ****ing stupid and we have paid a very big price. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 03:47PM
Err yeah - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 03:50PM
#sensational season regardless of the result today & where we finish - by c-spur sending some frantic spinning being prepared - 05/15/2016 03:46PM
I said it 4 weeks ago when everyone was telling Nick to give his gooner brother in law ****. We never fail to make ourselves look like utter ****ing ****s, we will literally never hear the end of this. 45 minutes to sort it the **** out. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 03:46PM
Give **** while the sun shines - by gdp - 05/15/2016 03:47PM
Finishing 3rd in a 2 horse race is very Spursy. - by Harry Monk - 05/15/2016 03:45PM
Was that our first shot on goal after 45 minutes?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 03:45PM
Mister T is going to be all over our points total - by gdp - 05/15/2016 03:44PM
Has he actually signed the contract yet? - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 03:42PM
Its Saint Totteringhams day. - by GILLY - 05/15/2016 03:42PM
This is the kind of situation where you don't want to be stuck with only one striker in the squad. - by Dan - 05/15/2016 03:41PM
We could have 100 strikers. The same thing world have happened. It's a **** club - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 03:42PM
Haha, this is something else - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 03:44PM
a **** chairman. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 03:43PM
I love this team but this has been a ****ing disgrace. Worst performance of the season. Useless - by HAZARD - 05/15/2016 03:41PM
can't believe it's going to unravel on the final day. this club never runs out of ways to ****ing embarrass us. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 03:41PM
we are the gift that keeps giving. its no wonder Arsenal fans find us a joke. Even after 40 years of support this club still finds new ways to **** the fans - by Ikie-Mo - 05/15/2016 03:44PM
yep, this - so predictable - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 03:43PM
Well **** this, see you all next season. - by LoughtonSpur - 05/15/2016 03:41PM

[holywood gunner]

thats yer lot lol

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Thanks for that, mate.

Much appreciated.

:)

God, after the disaster of this season, who could have imagined that we'd celebrate St Totts Day on the last day of the season in such ****ing style.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

The brilliant bit is that they got it to 2-1, NUFC had a man sent off. Their team, that had been fighting for the title, against a relegated team of ten men, had half an hour to get an equaliser to come ahead of us for the first time in 20 yrs.

And then the relegated Geordie dived for a pen.

LOL.

I almost feel sorry for them.

[CrossGun]

10 characters.

One for each of the men the Geordies had on the pitch when they scored the 3rd, the 4th and the 5th.


If mason and carroll arein our first team squad next tear we have truely been ****ed over by the weasle - by Penge - 05/15/2016 08:34PM
Everyones laughing at us, everyone. - by GILLY - 05/15/2016 08:28PM
How many teams can actually laugh at us though? Maybe Arsenal, Leicester and Liverpool. The rest should be concentrating on themselves. - by RickyV - 05/15/2016 08:35PM
Everyone due to frankly embarrassing way we ****ed it up. - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 08:37PM
Yep, I guess we should never underestimate Spurs' ability to humiliate us. See you again next year? - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 08:32PM
Yep. Yet again. Villa fans laughing at us at the emirates. Who can blame them. Poch will be saked by december. Mark my words. His empire crumbles quickly - by Penge - 05/15/2016 08:32PM
Five ****ing one - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 07:48PM
to ten man relegated newcastle. Its pretty funny really. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 07:53PM
Yeah I'm at that stage by now how very typical - by muswell at Dublin airport living the dream - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Who do we turn to? - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Cersei and Arya of course. **** football for a long time. - by Balham - 05/15/2016 07:58PM
Woy and the boys will turn my frown upside down - by muswell - 05/15/2016 07:55PM
Haha - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 08:02PM
Interesting Mark Hughes interview - clearly a come and get me Everton - but why would they ? - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:41PM
Honestly though, **** them. Bunch of bottling ****s. A draw, all you needed was a ****ing draw. ****S. - by MidlandYid - 05/15/2016 07:35PM
Against a relegated team. Its beyond anything i can think of. I****ing hate this ****shower of a club. Forza millwall!! - by Penge - 05/15/2016 07:36PM
Sensational Season - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:51PM
>>> - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:51PM
It is Mark P I am worried about especially after JT's Oscars speech - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:27PM
Don't worry about me, then royally stitching him up has still put a smile on my face - by MarkP - 05/15/2016 08:28PM
Roy Keane was right, Spurs will always let you down. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
For me it all went pearshaped with the WBA draw at the Lane having beaten Man U and Stoke. That was the time to seriously challenge Leicester for the title and open up an 8 point gap (I think) to Arsenal.(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 07:24PM
Yep, that was the game that did us in. We had two bad spells this season - first four games and the final four. Lessons to be learned. Most important, get the squad settled and sorted by the time pre-season starts and you can't wing not having enough quality players, in the end you'll get found out. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 07:31PM
First game od the season for me - Walker og the writing was on the wall then - why put yourself though the next 37 games ? ; - ) - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:29PM
To be fair Poch did apologise to everyone's family - - by The General - 05/15/2016 07:17PM
**** him and **** him back off to Spain. "But..but..the players shake each other's hands in the morning!" - by Dack - 05/15/2016 07:22PM
Haha it was an excellent apology, I'll give him a second chance - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 07:21PM
I wonder if that included Levy's cousin that Rumbles met(nt) - by Yourconscience - 05/15/2016 07:18PM
Absolute dog****. One of the games you knew from minute 1 we weren't at it. Newcastle corporate ain't half bad though. - by MidlandYid - 05/15/2016 06:53PM
Absolutely pathetic finish tocthe season. All our own doing. Alli getting banned, the players losing their rags, dembele, poch doing weird ****e. Just ****ing horrible. Thank **** its over - by Penge - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
When our change the game options were Josh Onomah and Tom Carroll, you knew we were ****ed. What on earth had happened to Rose to make the bench but not even get near the pitch?! - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:44PM
Probably had a row with a staff member so he'll be forced out of the club now - by Dougal - 05/15/2016 06:49PM
I'm not saying Poch is beyond criticism but some of the stuff you were writing about him below was ludicrous at best. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:59PM
Probably didn't. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:50PM
To be fair we looked a lot better with baa baa black sheephead and 4 stone wet through than with Son and the new Frank Lampard OH. The problem was when the clown shoe **** took Walker off and we completely lost shape. He also brought Vertonghen back in when Wimmer hadnt put a foot wrong - by Carlos Kickaball doesnt care if Walker WAS injured - 05/15/2016 06:49PM
The Vertonghen for Wimmer was very harsh, don't know how their stats compared but I felt with Vertonghen we'd get the ball forward quicker and more accurately, wimmer wasn't as confident passing forward but defensively I felt more comfortable when wimmer played - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 07:04PM
This - by Head Wand - 05/15/2016 07:00PM
On a positive note at least we didn't finish runners up to the most unlikely winners of the league ever , it'll be arse looked at as failing and having missed out on a golden opportunity, not us - by viveledaniel - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
You're fogetting that the counting isn't finished yet. In two or three years time someone squeals and Leicester are stripped of the title following the biggest doping scandal in sporting history. The title is retrospectively awarded to the team that came second.... - by Block27 - 05/15/2016 06:52PM
****ing even. - by Block27 - 05/15/2016 06:53PM
Blimey is NTY buying you dinner tonight ? - by The General - 05/15/2016 06:48PM
is there enough for two in that speedball syringe hanging out your arm there mate - if so pass it over. nt - by GuinnessJoe - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
You could tell we were done after Chelsea. We need to get over our arsenal obsession they have more problems than us and winger will think they have had a good season finishing second in a league they should have romped - by jimmy hotspur - 05/15/2016 06:46PM
Shut up James you pathetic cuckolded **** - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:55PM
Im sorry?? Arsenal have more problems than us?? - by Carlos Kickaball thinks they only need 2 or 3 players to challenge next year - 05/15/2016 06:51PM
Is that a whole brain bump or saircasm or do you actually believe what you've just said there? - by FrankW - 05/15/2016 06:44PM
I really do hope that we will fill our lovely new stadium on a regular basis, Levy may have to do a Wet Spam and reduce ticket prices if he wants it full every game. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:35PM
he would rather it stood empty than reduce prices - with the TV money it probably won't even make much difference if its full or not - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 06:38PM
****ing spurs fans - by sammyj - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
Irregardless Glassy? - by Tone - 05/15/2016 06:30PM
Irregardless is a word commonly used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since the early twentieth century, though the word appeared in print as early as 1795.[1] Most dictionaries list it as nonstandard or incorrect usage, and recommend that "regardless" should be used instead. - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
You should see his maths - by Dack it's what he does for a living - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
We lost 5-1 to Newcastle guys - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:25PM
Relegated team does double over Spurs - by Carlos Kickaball could not make it up - 05/15/2016 06:37PM
The good news is that we can't lose next week. - by MFV - 05/15/2016 06:27PM
haha - by Bongoman - 05/15/2016 06:34PM
Please just die. - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
10 men relegated Newcastle. - by Rob - 05/15/2016 06:27PM
as soon as they went down to 10 men our fate was sealed - by c-spur - 05/15/2016 06:32PM
Nvere expected anything from todays game, relegated teams almost always batter the opposition in their first game after going down. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:22PM
Norwich lost 3-0 and Villa lost their 1st game after relegation, so you're taking ****. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:25PM
Check your stats fella, it often happens, pressure is off - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:28PM
Tell me your stats then Dave, as evidence this season shows that you're talking ****. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:29PM
Are you the famous jazz artist from the States, haven't come across you before fella. - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:33PM
No stats to back up your post then Dave? Just as I thought. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:36PM
I realise that you are upset Thelonius, just calm down fella, save yourself for the gooners in the office tomorrow morning! - by ShelfsideDave - 05/15/2016 06:38PM
I run my own business Dave, no gooners. Now where are these stats you talked about? nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:40PM
Looking forward to a hell of a week from you son - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:26PM
I'm not Dack. I would be proper mental if so was Dack and used 1 account to stand up for Glassy and another to slag him off. Proper mental. nt - by Thelonious - 05/15/2016 06:30PM
Righto - by BDJ - 05/15/2016 06:31PM
Yes "righto" nt - by Dack - 05/15/2016 06:32PM

[holywood gunner]

life is all about little victories.....

[George Morrell's Tache]

Wonderful reading, but oh so similar to our own fans after incredulous losses...

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

Cheers Hollywood & CrossGun. Comedy gold.

[CrossGun]

Picking up from the Monaco opener.....it reads from bottom up.

Shambolic **** ****s - by Rob - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
****ing joke team - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
**** off Spurs you useless ****ing ****s. Nt - by GuinnessJoe - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Spastic defending - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Oh you absolute ****s - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
what on earth are we doing - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Come on! - by Bongoman has 1-2 Spurs with Kane as first scorer - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Got a bit lucky there! - by Rob - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
Come on you Spurs!!! - by RJM - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
Get the **** in there Kane - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
Yay - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
Great touch that Alli. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Should've started with Vertonghen. This is a crucial game, play your best ****ing team, plenty of rest until Saturday(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Ohh 3 pens in 3 games - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Hooray - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Ooh - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Ooh pen, come on Kane - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
A ****ing cornwe that ends up with our ****ing centre halves. **** club - by Penge - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Chelski must be salivating at the thought of meeting us - by ShelfsideDave - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
Extra shooting and heading practice - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:54PM
3 players standing there with there arms behind their backs because they are frightened about giving a pen away. pathetic - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
absolutely outclassed in both games against Monaco - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
That started with Wimmer not having the pace nor interest to make a tackle down the left and ended with Wimmer ball watching in the box. Just not up to it the fat ****. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
3 players standing there with there arms behind their backs because they are frightenine - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
:-( - by RJM - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
another cup competition ****ed down the bog. still, those daily handshakes, eh. - by Balham starting to loathe this **** - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
Haha mate he's throwing this cup competition so he can try to qualify for the same competition that he will throw again next year. ****ing clown's ****. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
Whats this handshake reference? - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:52PM
one of the puff pieces about this brave new dawn at spurs was that he started this routine of everyone shaking hands with everyone else at the training ground every day. the important stuff, you know. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 08:53PM
They're better than us - can't complain - should have won other games - by gdp - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
But hes a hero coz we fluked a win over west ham - by Penge - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
Proper **** of a jump by Wimmer there. Toblerone headed **** - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
If we lose to CSKA would we finish bottom? - by MFV - 11/22/2016 08:51PM
Great defending there, ****ing clowns(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 08:51PM

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I look forward to Poch making and odd team selection again in March some time. I appreciate injuries but this a recurring theme now. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:03PM
He did similar last year on two occasions. We had 3 big games in a week and I dont think he played the strongest eleven in any of them. He was resting and rotating players. We didnt win any of them if I remember rightly - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:05PM
Did it in his first season aswell. Why aren't we playing our best XI? To help us qualify for the CL again...oh - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
Problem is that because of the way we play and with the number of games, we have to rotate, and as a consequence, players cannot build consistent relationships on the field. Redknapp didn't rotate and we never finished that well then either. - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
Being Sissokho on, he'll prove his worth - by Rumbles Thinks him and Lamela should be beaten on the hands and genitals with a claw hammer - 11/22/2016 09:03PM
Have you seen this delightful photo mate of COCO Lamella and Ben Davies tonight...? - by Granty - 11/22/2016 09:08PM
Yes, they look like a couple of dancers from strictly - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:15PM
we need a goal, has to be Janssen to come on - by c-spur eyeing up the bleach thirstily - 11/22/2016 09:04PM
Haha - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
At least we can look forward to us sitting on our hands doing nothing in the January window(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:02PM
More stadium picturesreleased on 31st Jan - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:04PM
sell wimmer (who has done absolutely **** all wrong aside from upset the delicate little flower fat faced malbec guzzler in some way), buy nobody. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:03PM
I think we'll get a draw here. Seemed to have livened up now, Sissoko to the rescue - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:02PM
It really has been a piss poor CL campaign, hasn't it? Devoid of any kind of excitement or passion. Very perplexing. - by MFV - 11/22/2016 09:01PM
Haha useless son, get him off. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 09:01PM
Tottenham Snowflakes - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 08:58PM
to melt they'd actually have needed to some solid form in the first place - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 09:02PM
You looked more assured on the red carpet than our clowns tonight(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:00PM
Hard to believe we are still 5th in the Prem, mid table beckons at this rate. Dreadful. - by ShelfsideDave - 11/22/2016 08:57PM
We'll still finish 5th because the PL is **** - by Dack - 11/22/2016 08:59PM
It'll be a big old gap to 4th - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:01PM
**** CLUB. ****ING SHAMBOLIC ****S. **** OFF POCHETTINO U ABSOLUTE **** - by Penge - 11/22/2016 08:57PM
Oh, hang on...*looks at his prediction, 2-1 to Monaco, Kane first scorer*(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
Ha look at those predictions - by Dack shakes head - 11/22/2016 08:58PM
haha every silver lining and all that - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 08:57PM
Our fullbackshave been ****ing **** - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
Hahaha. We're an absolute comedy act - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 08:57PM
Oh that didn't last long - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
FOR ****S SAKE - by RJM - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
How many have written Spursy before me? - by MFV - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
FFS you couldn't make it up!!!(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
speechless - by Balham - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Gis a cuddle mate, beats handshaking - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
haha yes bredda - by Balham - 11/22/2016 08:56PM
****ing ridiculous - by Sturrrt - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
Hahahah go **** yourselves. ****s - by Dack - 11/22/2016 08:55PM
LOL - by mango - 11/22/2016 08:55PM

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Amazing save but our defending, **** me. Glassy, I take it back about Dier, looks as lost as any of them. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 09:11PM
Not a fan of crosses old Dier. Turns into a complete spaz. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:14PM
Lino bent too, that's well offside - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:11PM
Why didnt he flag? You're right. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:11PM
Wow. - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:10PM
Perhaps if we qualify again the focus of the club can be on winning games & not meaningless *******s like attendances & mobile phone lights? Embarrassing failure in a piss easy group - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 09:10PM
Could've taken off wanyama instead of dembele and been more attacking - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:08PM
he loves wanyama though, epitomises his negative limited dour defensive ****e. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:10PM
Title clash at the weekend.. - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:09PM
Bringing on Erikssen and Janssen with their 3 goals all season. Should sort it out - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
A DOUBLE SUB. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
Bent ****ing ref. Bent - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:06PM
If we finish third in the group, do we drop down to the Europa league?(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:06PM
Hope we get 4th so Poch doesn t have to rotate anymore as he seems to be particularly shot at it. - by ****o - 11/22/2016 09:11PM
We don't have the players for it. Our squad is a bit **** really. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
Yurp - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:07PM
Urgh(nt) - by Yourconscience hopes we finish fourth then - 11/22/2016 09:09PM
Eriksen coming on....that should help. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:06PM
Dembele's been absolutely superb tonight. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:05PM

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I missed westworld to watch that **** - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:35PM
Watched the first three episodes so far, when does it get good? - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
About episode 7. Good is pushing it a bit - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
Europa or straight out? You want a trophy right? - by gdp - 11/22/2016 09:34PM
Europa, it's a competition at our level which we have a small chance of winning, the CL is a pointless waste of time with this Chairman. - by JR - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
Straight out. We've humiliated ourselves. Lets leave the party and go home - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
Europa id I thought Poch would put his strongest team out - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
If we don't take the CL seriously, we won't take the EL seriously so no point in playing in the EL(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
If say Europa if I believed the manager would try and win it but he won't so rather 4th and avoid the extra games - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
Europa. No point going out. We wont even get close to winning the league - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
Out please - by LAYiddo - 11/22/2016 09:35PM
What's the point? we're not going to win anything else and we've shown that we're not good enough for the CL. Get in the Europa and have a ****ing go. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
Hahah ^^^ - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
Urgh Sissoko - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:34PM
Put 4 ****s up front and lump it on their heads. Ffs. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
We need the ginger Pele up there - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:34PM
Haha Janssen - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
Anyone want a ticket for the CSKA game? I'll pay you face value just to get it out of the house. - by Harry Monk - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
That Wanyama's a bit of a donkey. - by JR - 11/22/2016 09:32PM
Not even a whimper. It's extraordinary. - by MFV - 11/22/2016 09:32PM
I wonder what *******s they will dream up for the 17k crowd for the CSKA game to participate in to create an "iconic" moment? - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 09:31PM
Buckets passed around to Send poch on a coaching course - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
We should get a manager in and he could be assistant. - by Balham voting for lawrie mcmenemie - 11/22/2016 09:35PM
Recreate the parting of the Red sea(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:33PM
Biggest conga I reckon. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:31PM
Hopefully a big fire - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:31PM
****ING JANSSEN ALL HE DOES AT CORNER KICKS IS WRESTLE THE DEFENDER. JUG EARED SHOULD BE PLAYING FOR SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY ****. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:30PM
Booooooooooooooooooooooooo - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:28PM
Really shown up the limited ability in our players. - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
Alli summed it up there a minute ago. It's not talent is the problem. He's on the left wing in a bit of space and two men in the box. He cuts safely inside instead. It's risk free football and it's often ****. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:30PM
Tottenham Hotspur ‏@SpursOfficial A huge 15mins ahead in Monaco, we must find a goal to keep our @ChampionsLeague journey alive. Come on you Spurs! #COYS - by Penge *posted 8mins ago......and no further updates since. We're obviously taking this seriously* - 11/22/2016 09:26PM
When they post things they get slated. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:28PM
sorry i meant the team not the twitter account - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:30PM
Oh I see, sorry - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:32PM
Sack the Argie fraud and get Rafa Benitez. Proven winner. - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:26PM
how about levy dies in agony and the entire club strategy isn't just "how to make a bald midget rich"? pooch is an average manager but he's working with the same handbrake on as everyone else. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:28PM
Renowned for attacking football that lad is - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
Knows how to win a cup or two though - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
This ^^^ - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
We really are limping out of this. The idea of the Europa at Wembley makes me want to vomit, we'd play those games at the lane surely? If we even scrape third at this rate. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 09:25PM
I'm not sure we can play them at WHL you know after playing the CL at Wembley. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
Prefer Stevenage - by LAYiddo - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
In fairness to Fergie by this stage his teams would be the byline thumping balls into the box. This is beyond turgid. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:23PM
Puts Winks firmly in the Marney, O'Hara, Ricketts box - by Carlos Kickaball Aaaaw waaasin tha bwaaax? - 11/22/2016 09:20PM
Its all a ploy to give him some games to raise his value, so we can sell him on to a Hull or Sunderland for around £8M. Rinse and repeat. Our business model. - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:28PM
Glassy..........go on.........have a pop about people being negative - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:18PM
i had a dig at you for calling Poch a fraud. Which is an absolutely ridiculous thing to say. We've been thumped tonight and Poch and the players have had a mare so they deserve criticism. Anyone that thinks Poch is a fraud, **** or should be sacked is a bit silly though. Actually very silly. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:21PM
Look gow we've set up. Did he do anything after that **** show in the first hapf to change it? No. and we conceeded within 3mins of KO. Then, again absolutely no control or organisation after our goal. Criminal management. Criminal - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:24PM
We should sack him then. The best manager we've had for decades. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
Lets not go mad, best for decades is a bit much. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
He's the only manager to get top 3 since 1991 for starters. And with this set of players! ****ing miracle worker. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:34PM
What do you mean this set of players? They're good players. Poch is a good manager but he's not overtaken the relative achievements of Jol or Redknapp for me. Or George Graham really. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
You're trolling me. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:39PM
Look I think he's doing a good job but how can you call him our best manager for decades as at that very moment we melt out of Europe like that? I like Poch, he's achieved nothing of great note yet. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
Well, look at his excellent medal haul - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:32PM
We've been appalling since about April. I've not enjoyed watching us in ages. The football is shot and the players don't seem to be working very hard - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:23PM
We look decent when we have everyone available. Dembele was suspended at the start, then Kane injured, then Alds. The line ups have been all over the shop. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:26PM
we really have. maybe three or four good performances in that time? how he gets a pass is beyond me. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:25PM
It'd be a bit weird to sack the manager when unbeaten in the league, and given that in that time we've not really been able to put our preferred lineup out at full strength. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:27PM
A bit weird? It would be absolutely ****ing stupid. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
what if he got a bit more criticism ruby? did you read the *******s on here on Monday morning after that ****show at the weekend? - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:29PM
Not sure we've been that bad - they're #decent - its other ties where we lost it - by gdp - 11/22/2016 09:21PM
We had the relative luxury of knowing the minimum we needed which was a point......bit **** if we don't get that. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:23PM
True - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:22PM
We have mate. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:22PM
Bye bye Lloris :-( - by Bongoman remembers some **** playing Friedel ahead of him - 11/22/2016 09:18PM
He's not going anywhere this summer. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:19PM
PSG or Man City I reckon - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:21PM
Yeah with his fantastic distribution Pep will snap him up. - by ****o - emperors new clothes - 11/22/2016 09:26PM
He could play the sweeper keeper pretty well under AVB and he's a much better all round keeper than Bravo - by Bongoman - 11/22/2016 09:31PM
No no...we can't possibly play as badly as we did against West Ham....or in the first half....oh really? ****houses - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
Hugo again. We don't deserve him(nt) - by Yourconscience - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
****sokko on - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
When is Lamela back? - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:16PM
Once the stitches from his torn labia have healed - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:17PM
Haha all jokes aside he's probably one our most aggressive players, we need him. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:22PM
Danny boy will be licking his lips at the amount he'll get for Lloris - by Bongoman aware it will be blamed on Hugo not signing a new contract - 11/22/2016 09:14PM
And Kane & Verts - by Granty - 11/22/2016 09:12PM
The atmosphere against CSKA will be electric! - by MidlandYid will be in Florida and won't care - 11/22/2016 09:11PM

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N'Koudou walking around laughing at the end, what a total ****. - by Rob - 11/22/2016 09:42PM
Not as big a **** as whoever decided to sign him along with the other jokers purchased this summer - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:43PM
I cant take it anymore>>>>> He's the only manager to get top 3 since 1991 for starters. And with this set of players! ****ing miracle worker. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:34PM - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
Get Jurgen in! - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
**** no. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:42PM
Didn't think we were that bad tonight but Monaco were good and we lost it previous games. Anything about them not caring is nonsense. We get a point at Chelsea. Night. x - by gdp - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
We were dog****. I do agree we draw Saturday though - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
That last half hour should have had a knockout game intensity. Yet in injury time it takes Eriksen 40 seconds to hits a free kick and 30 seconds to saunter across to hit a corner. - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
We were dreadful hardly created anything - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:42PM
Monaco were good but we were absolutely terrible, as we have been mostly all season bar one or two games - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 09:42PM
Piss poor from the start of the CL campaign. Lethargic, passionless, abject ****e. Too many coasting. - by MFV - 11/22/2016 09:39PM
We may as well have had Barca you ****s ;) - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:39PM
You clueless ****ers on here "but we're unbeaten despite not playing our best football". **** off. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
Spot on. We are unbeaten but I stmt see how anyone can say we haven't looked as bad as any of the seasons before the last one. Most importantly, we aren't worth watching - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:41PM
Here's a fact: this season we played well v city (extremely well to be fair) and 2nd half v arsenal. that's it. - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:40PM
Were we **** against Stoke? - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 09:43PM
you're right, we played well there too. - by Balham aware every team wins at stoke but still - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
Manager and players should be ashamed of themselves. Total surrender. Utter drivel. - by crowny - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
We couldnt have picked an easier group on seedings - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
hang on, have we played "the pressing game" tonight? - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
I don't think we do tactics anymore - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:40PM
if by pressing do you mean letting them walk the ball out from defence, saunter through midfield & take potshots at Lloris at will then yes - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
We haven't done it this season. Players don't look they can be bothered. - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:38PM
Once again Pooch mis-manages a key run of games for third season running. Top managers learn from their mistakes but he clearly aint got a Danny at top level - by Carlos Kickaball Fat Argie Fraud **** off - 11/22/2016 09:37PM
Dotrmund 8 legia warsaw 4 - by SheepTheWelshIdiot - 11/22/2016 09:36PM
You'd find better footballers on the bottom of a pond than sissoko. Bloody hell 30 million - by Dan - 11/22/2016 09:35PM

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As if it wasn't bad enough going out, we have to fun listen to more " amazing Leicester" fairy story **** - by terrythelurker - 11/22/2016 11:04PM
"fucn" - by terrythelurker - 11/22/2016 11:04PM
****, that Paul Stewart story is shocking - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 10:53PM
Wats this? - by Penge - 11/22/2016 11:09PM
Re: Wats this? - by JR - 11/22/2016 11:17PM
Re: Wats this? - by JR - 11/22/2016 11:16PM
These peados really are disgusting ****ing animals. - by JR - 11/22/2016 11:08PM
Ha ha Berry Deepicool - by Carlos Kickaball noting banner change - 11/22/2016 10:21PM
If we are playing the Europa games at Wembley, the club will need to let people in for FREE if they want to fill the place up! - by ShelfsideDave - 11/22/2016 10:15PM
I miss Michael Dawsons we have to bounce back interviews - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 10:14PM
I think there was one on football focus last weekend - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 10:15PM
At least the loveable cocker spaniel cared about spurs - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 10:18PM
Lest we forget the greasy little weasel sold out our home advantage but still the record books cant ever take away iconic moments and record attendances - by Carlos Kickaball with the main reason we're out - 11/22/2016 10:07PM
Same reason we will go out of the Europa if we get there and those hoping for us to win the FA Cup, that involves winning two games at Wembley which is highly unlikely - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 10:12PM
Who in their right minds would go to that Moscow game now - by Carlos Kickaball we'll go from record high to record low attendance in 2 games - 11/22/2016 10:15PM
I'm going. I've got a date with Cockney Spur!! - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 10:18PM
Oh yes you have my friend if I can get a ticket - by CockneySpur - 11/22/2016 10:30PM
I don't think you'll struggle mate. - by MidlandYid - 11/22/2016 10:33PM
6 hour return journey from Hastings. I'll be there. - by ****o Proper Spurs, me. - 11/22/2016 10:17PM
No idea - by viveledaniel Still going :-) - 11/22/2016 10:16PM
Flesh on flesh :P - by Carlos Kickaball - 11/22/2016 10:17PM
I've realised how important flesh on flesh is, in Wembley club seats you freeze if the weather is cold because you can't use the body warmth of the person next to you due to the seats being far apart, so whilst I still want padded seats in the new stadium for all, it's imperative that the seats are still squashed close together to avoid freezing in the cold - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 10:20PM
Ha ha at least your feet are warm with your two left snowboots - by Carlos Kickaball - 11/22/2016 10:24PM
Haha - by viveledaniel - 11/22/2016 10:40PM
Ha ha ;o) nt - by GuinnessJoe - 11/22/2016 10:33PM
I hope its played in an empty stadium - by Penge - 11/22/2016 10:16PM
But for Lloris tonight and in Germany it could have been cricket scores. We're all over the shop right now, even as enjoyable as Saturday was it was hardly vintage. Pochettino's first real problem for me - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 10:03PM
He knows how much we're missing Alds and decides to rotate Jan. I just don't understand that decision. I justness hope he learns from that, absolutely ridiculous decision. Things won't improve properly until Alds and Lamela are back. We're missing them both badly. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 10:08PM
Ill give u that. Missing both of those massively - by Penge - 11/22/2016 10:13PM
I just don't see the plan and a few are hiding - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 10:06PM
The ****s have no one to answer to. No one to hold them accountable. What does this defeat mean to them? Nothing, absolutely nothing. - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:55PM
Good God y'all War is a good for absolutely nothin - by Carlos Kickaball WOLF and SHADOW!!!! - 11/22/2016 10:01PM
Poor poor poor barring Moscow away and half of Leverkusen away - by muswell - 11/22/2016 10:00PM
Spot on Douglas we are fkn boring. Not one player in that side has a bit of magic - by Carlos Kickaball - 11/22/2016 09:54PM
cant afford a player like that - by Balham looking at sissoko, n'koudou and wanyama's fees and wages, weeping - 11/22/2016 09:56PM
£32m net spend in the summer, as good an argument as you can get for never spending any money again - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 10:10PM
**** me we buy some **** black players - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:58PM
there's something absolutely rotten at spurs and has been for a long time. pooch is only a symptom in fairness - by Balham off to google some pictures of cranes with THFC logos on to comfort me - 11/22/2016 10:04PM
Oh do **** off. We had to buy those cranes and how can you expect us to do that, paint them blue and white and also improimprove the squad. - by ****o - you've never had it so good you lucky people - 11/22/2016 10:14PM
#Blackplayersarecrapthryarecrapblackplayersjustare ntan ygooood# - by Carlos Kickaball FFL tune hi-fiving Durbsy - 11/22/2016 09:59PM
Oh paper our group looked about as easy as you my went but knowing we only require our level for the 'big' sides, and not forgetting our lack of experience in the CL it's probably it's probably no surprise we've come up short. - by Horsham Spur hiding behind the excuse of morphine if this view isn't shared. - 11/22/2016 09:51PM
This CL experience thing is nonsense we play Chelsea, scum, United , city etc harder than any team in our group - by muswell - 11/22/2016 10:01PM
Think youre over estimating the PL there, Monaco dicked on us twice - by Carlos Kickaball - 11/22/2016 10:12PM
Leicesters was easier - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:54PM
haha just read that back *want* *raise* and probably too many probablies. probably. night YIDS x - by Horsham Spur - 11/22/2016 09:53PM
Was Walker on the bench? Can't believe he started Wimmer instead of Jan as well. Fair enough playing Wimmer with Alds but Wimmer and Dier together? And Tripper next to Dier too? Cant believe it. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:49PM
Prioritising the.game on Saturday. Totally agree with him to be honest. - by RickyV - 11/22/2016 09:53PM
We've just spent a whole season trying to qualify for this competition. Why throw it? - by Penge - 11/22/2016 10:01PM
Why? Tonight was for all intents and purposes a must win game, Saturday isn't? - by MarkP - 11/22/2016 09:58PM
Tonight was more important for me. Losing has put us out, we should have started the best side we could. - by Glassy - 11/22/2016 09:55PM
No ****ing **** - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:58PM
We play Tuesday night in Monaco and Saturday evening in London. Pathetic players can't do. Back to games - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:53PM
£85 for the three games was a bargain then - by gdp ill for second game and can't be arsed with the last - 11/22/2016 09:49PM
£75 for mine and I'll only use 2. I want the FA Cup and a top 4 finish now. In that order. - by Horsham Spur - 11/22/2016 09:56PM
Can't argue that Poch had us playing very well last season but he's never been much of a tactician and his main thing, as we heard over and over again last year, is getting the players super fit, outrunning other sides and basically wining games with our massive workrate. We don't seem to be doing that anymore so you do have to wonder, what he's bringing to the table at the moment - by Dougal - 11/22/2016 09:48PM
Dier came back and found himself on the bench /centre. Back. Rose has been in and out injuries. To Toby, kane,dembele. The squad players are rank - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:51PM
We're unbeaten and 4 points off the top in the league despite being ****ed over by injuries, so there is that. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:50PM
You clueless ****ers on here "but we're unbeaten despite not playing our best football". **** off. - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:38PM - by Dack - 11/22/2016 09:51PM
Just wish these ****s werent so ****ing pampered and had to travel home with the 500 plebs who paid good money to go out there. Maybe then theyd get a ****ing roasting from punters - by Penge - 11/22/2016 09:47PM
ha, agreed - by Balham would love son to sit on a ryanair flight next to bubble as he shouts about strongers and fingers katspur/bentleysbird's pum pums - 11/22/2016 09:51PM
Didn't nick say something about Levy not being bothered about tye CL until we move to the new stadium - by Rumbles - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
surely we don't get an "evening all" tonight? - by Balham - 11/22/2016 09:48PM
he doesn't care about anything apart from lining his own pocket - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 09:46PM
So if we win the next game and Leverkusen loose, we tie with them on 7 points. Does it not come down to goal difference ? - by Pav - 11/22/2016 09:43PM
Head to head I think so we're gone - - by gdp - 11/22/2016 09:48PM
No. - by RJM - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
No we are out - by Sturrrt - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
We are out. - by mango - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
I just can't understand the lack of giving a ****ness at the end of this and the Leverkusen game. Why spend all season trying to qualify for tha trophy and then go out of it like that? - by Wobbly - 11/22/2016 09:42PM
Well because we have a lot of players who are bottlers and can't take the pressure - by jimmy hotspur - 11/22/2016 09:44PM
we need to concentrate on qualifying for it again next season so we can do the same again - by c-spur - 11/22/2016 09:43PM