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Monty92
05-12-2016, 01:08 PM
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
Sir C
05-12-2016, 01:09 PM
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
Does she have fat legs, m? :-(
I'm sorry for your trouble.
Burney
05-12-2016, 01:12 PM
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
It's your fault for continually chucking babies up the poor girl. She hates you for it.
Monty92
05-12-2016, 01:12 PM
Does she have fat legs, m? :-(
I'm sorry for your trouble.
She's pregnant! Your body goes to ****ing **** when you've got a human growing inside you. I see little benefit in denying this. It's not like it's due to gluttony or even bad genes. It's just what happens if you choose to have a kid.
So, frankly, **** her in the ear.
The Jorge
05-12-2016, 01:13 PM
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
It's not like this is even your first time, you know the rules on this stuff.
Sir C
05-12-2016, 01:14 PM
She's pregnant! Your body goes to ****ing **** when you've got a human growing inside you. I see little benefit in denying this. It's not like it's due to gluttony or even bad genes. It's just what happens if you choose to have a kid.
So, frankly, **** her in the ear.
It's probably the only bit you'll be granted access to for some time :-(
Monty92
05-12-2016, 01:15 PM
It's not like this is even your first time, you know the rules on this stuff.
I wasn't even being gratuitously rude. I simply assumed it would be taken as fair comment. I can hardly tell her she's never looked better with a straight face, can I?
I wasn't even being gratuitously rude. I simply assumed it would be taken as fair comment. I can hardly tell her she's never looked better with a straight face, can I?
There's probably a grey area between "Yes, you're fat" and "You've never looked better" that you might have explored.
The Jorge
05-12-2016, 01:18 PM
I wasn't even being gratuitously rude. I simply assumed it would be taken as fair comment. I can hardly tell her she's never looked better with a straight face, can I?
You've not said "ewwwww, booobies!" have you?
Monty92
05-12-2016, 01:22 PM
There's probably a grey area between "Yes, you're fat" and "You've never looked better" that you might have explored.
But that's exactly what I did. I gave her a get-out. Yes, you're fat, but you're supposed to be. That's the **** deal that evolution struck for you. So don't feel guilty or disappointed - it's all part of the circle of life.
*pats her on the arse and makes a comedy BOIIIIIING noise*
But that's exactly what I did. I gave her a get-out. Yes, you're fat, but you're supposed to be. That's the **** deal that evolution struck for you. So don't feel guilty or disappointed - it's all part of the circle of life.
*pats her on the arse and makes a comedy BOIIIIIING noise*
Since when did not lying to women about their appearance become standard procedure? "No darling, you look fine. Really." "What do you mean? I hadn't noticed".
Sir C
05-12-2016, 01:28 PM
Since when did not lying to women about their appearance become standard procedure? "No darling, you look fine. Really." "What do you mean? I hadn't noticed".
"Fine"? You would say to a woman, (they're theones with boobies) that she looks "fine"?
****. Your . Luck.
Burney
05-12-2016, 01:33 PM
"Fine"? You would say to a woman, (they're theones with boobies) that she looks "fine"?
****. Your . Luck.
:nod: 'Fine' is how you tell them they look when you're hurrying and trying to get them out of the ****ing door so as not to be late. It inevitably delays things further.
:nod: 'Fine' is how you tell them they look when you're hurrying and trying to get them out of the ****ing door so as not to be late. It inevitably delays things further.
Context. Monty's scenario is not so different.
Pat Vegas
05-12-2016, 01:59 PM
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
This wouldn't be an issue if you dressed in authentic Jewish attire.
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
05-12-2016, 03:40 PM
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
Have you worked out what the correct response it yet?
got fat legs by saying “You’re pregnant – you’re allowed to have fat legs” is not conducive to domestic accord.
:-\
2nd pregnancy is infinitely worse than the 1st one. You are better off saying nothing, ever, for 9 months
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