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Billy Goat Sverige
05-10-2016, 12:42 PM
The scene with Sam and Gilly and the bit with Tyrion trying to make the other two laugh wasted about 10 minutes of screen time. Also, when will that white haired **** stop announcing herself with here 1342423 titles? She's really starting to get on my tits.

The Jorge
05-10-2016, 12:44 PM
The scene with Sam and Gilly and the bit with Tyrion trying to make the other two laugh wasted about 10 minutes of screen time. Also, when will that white haired **** stop announcing herself with here 1342423 titles? She's really starting to get on my tits.

Surely you have to give all that a bye on the basis of Pycell's fart though

Sir C
05-10-2016, 12:44 PM
The scene with Sam and Gilly and the bit with Tyrion trying to make the other two laugh wasted about 10 minutes of screen time. Also, when will that white haired **** stop announcing herself with here 1342423 titles? She's really starting to get on my tits.

There wasn't a single tit last night. Not one. I mean, it's not like there's a shortage of tits in the world, I'm not reliant on GoT for a flash of tit, but the good old days of tits and bottoms did create a certain louche atmosphere that is now sadly lacking.

Luis Anaconda
05-10-2016, 12:56 PM
Surely you have to give all that a bye on the basis of Pycell's fart though

Really j - such puerile humour?

Did make me laugh as well. Quite liked the new Umber even if the big reveal was ruined for me by a tweet from Time Magazine - the utter *******s. Although reading people moan about a character being deaded is quite amusing. FFS how many years have they been watching the show

Ash
05-10-2016, 01:00 PM
The scene with Sam and Gilly and the bit with Tyrion trying to make the other two laugh wasted about 10 minutes of screen time. Also, when will that white haired **** stop announcing herself with here 1342423 titles? She's really starting to get on my tits.

The Tyrion scene was ****ing awful. If this is all the writers can come up with without GRRRRs dialogue then I take back everything I've said about him being a fat lazy **** who can't finish his story. The "you've got no cock" gags at Varys in the previous episodes were embarrassing as well. Not good.

Bit worried about the pace, too. 5 mins for each character's story to crawl along a tiny little bit, if at all, and very little actually happening. I liked Sner ****ing The Watch out of the window, though. The leader of The Free Folk v Ramsey Bolton!

Billy Goat Sverige
05-10-2016, 01:08 PM
The Tyrion scene was ****ing awful. If this is all the writers can come up with without GRRRRs dialogue then I take back everything I've said about him being a fat lazy **** who can't finish his story. The "you've got no cock" gags at Varys in the previous episodes were embarrassing as well. Not good.

Bit worried about the pace, too. 5 mins for each character's story to crawl along a tiny little bit, if at all, and very little actually happening. I liked Sner ****ing The Watch out of the window, though. The leader of The Free Folk v Ramsey Bolton!

Yeah. A bit weird that they've come out and said they don't think they've got twenty episodes worth of material left and yet the story seems to be moving really slowly.

Ash
05-10-2016, 01:47 PM
In better news, though. Osha's back! :-)

Luis Anaconda
05-10-2016, 01:51 PM
In better news, though. Osha's back! :-)

:( But with Evil Aaron - people tend not to last long with him

Though as a wildling maybe she is the one who gets to kill him *****NOT A SPOILER JUST A GUESS ALERT******

The Jorge
05-10-2016, 01:58 PM
In better news, though. Osha's back! :-)

That's a leftfield one, I have to say. Though I've noticed they'd reigned in Gilly's overbite and she's looking a bit fit nowadays too.

Ash
05-10-2016, 02:00 PM
:( But with Evil Aaron - people tend not to last long with him

Though as a wildling maybe she is the one who gets to kill him *****NOT A SPOILER JUST A GUESS ALERT******

She has a history of robust protection of those in her care. Presumably Rickon won't last five minutes with Aaron.

Luis Anaconda
05-10-2016, 02:04 PM
That's a leftfield one, I have to say. Though I've noticed they'd reigned in Gilly's overbite and she's looking a bit fit nowadays too.

Yep - Gilly is still desperately annoying though. I liked Sam at Castle Black when he was the polar opposite to everyone - I fear he may be a bit dull now

Luis Anaconda
05-10-2016, 02:06 PM
She has a history of robust protection of those in her care. Presumably Rickon won't last five minutes with Aaron.
I had assumed that Ramsay, which psychotic, isn't stupid enough to kill a Stark, when Rickon's presence gives his rule more legitimacy in the North (Warden of the North/Regent of the Stark king). Maybe paying too much attention to history and less to GRR's absolute determination to kill everything and everyone

Billy Goat Sverige
05-10-2016, 02:23 PM
Why is it whenever they behead a direwolf it looks nothing like a direwolf?

Darren's Dodgy Denim
05-11-2016, 12:35 AM
The current season has taken on a decidely prudish flavour.

Alexism - Atheoist
05-11-2016, 04:33 AM
:( But with Evil Aaron - people tend not to last long with him

Though as a wildling maybe she is the one who gets to kill him *****NOT A SPOILER JUST A GUESS ALERT******

My theory here is that Theon is going back home - to Winterfell, with the sole mission of taking out Ramsey.

Yeah Tyrion doing dick jokes ffs. You've got to see Preston Jacobs' review of the episodes on YouTube. He had some of the dialog from the show and followed it up with Tyrion puking and another with The Hound yelling "KILL ME! KILL ME!" lol

The good news here is that clearly the show is not spoiling anything from the books because no way is GRRM so sloppy and predictable.