I've got chicken thighs.

[Sir C]

I'm going to try to recreate the taste of KFC.

And I'm going to make gravy.

[Burney]

I'm going to try to recreate the taste of KFC.

And I'm going to make gravy.

Here you go:

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And I wouldn't say that about your thighs, btw. I think they're very butch - with just the right amount of hair.

[redgunamo]

I'm going to try to recreate the taste of KFC.

And I'm going to make gravy.

You want to put KFC out of business? :-(

[Sir C]

Here you go:

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And I wouldn't say that about your thighs, btw. I think they're very butch - with just the right amount of hair.

ty b. Your thighs aren't half bad either, just for the record.

[Burney]

You want to put KFC out of business? :-(

The Colonel's had a good run, red. And he stole the recipe from the black man, of course.

[redgunamo]

The Colonel's had a good run, red. And he stole the recipe from the black man, of course.

Not from this black man, he didn't. And even if he did, he is very welcome to it. I don't like chicken. At a rough guess, I'd say I've eaten about four pieces of the stuff in my whole life.

[Burney]

Not from this black man, he didn't. And even if he did, he is very welcome to it. I don't like chicken. At a rough guess, I'd say I've eaten about four pieces of the stuff in my whole life.

This is disappointingly non-stereotypical of you, r. :-( Next you'll be telling me that you're averagely hung and can't dance.

[Sir C]

The Colonel's had a good run, red. And he stole the recipe from the black man, of course.

I know that's what people claim, but honestly, I've never seen chickens in the bush. I mean, if you want to try to deep fry lumps of hornbill, you go ahead, but you'll need a massive ****ing pot. And I shudder to think what size bucket you'd need to fit in 6 ostrich legs and a dozen vulture wings.

No, i'm afraid it won't wash; the original recipe must have come from the jungles of south Asia, whence came the chicken.

[Burney]

I know that's what people claim, but honestly, I've never seen chickens in the bush. I mean, if you want to try to deep fry lumps of hornbill, you go ahead, but you'll need a massive ****ing pot. And I shudder to think what size bucket you'd need to fit in 6 ostrich legs and a dozen vulture wings.

No, i'm afraid it won't wash; the original recipe must have come from the jungles of south Asia, whence came the chicken.

Nah. Your slaves were forever eating fried chicken. And watermelons.

[redgunamo]

This is disappointingly non-stereotypical of you, r. :-( Next you'll be telling me that you're averagely hung and can't dance.

They didn't teach racial stereotypes where I grew up :-(

[Burney]

They didn't teach racial stereotypes where I grew up :-(

Oh, my dear chap, I'm terribly sorry. :-(

[Sir C]

Nah. Your slaves were forever eating fried chicken. And watermelons.

They did bloody well to find watermelons in the Cray valley, I'll grant them that.

[Pat Vegas]

You want to put KFC out of business? :-(

People say strange things about KFC.

'It's not chicken' 'have you ever seen a chicken with legs are so big?'

Yes actually I have.

[redgunamo]

Oh, my dear chap, I'm terribly sorry. :-(

Perhaps I can sue somebody for all the distress I've suffered as a result of this, frankly, criminal negligence?

[Sir C]

Oh, my dear chap, I'm terribly sorry. :-(

I was guilty of some quite appalling racialising on Saturday, but mainly towards Asian guests; only a little of my vitriol was vented in the direction of visitors of Afro-Caribbean background.

I'm calling progress :nod:

[Burney]

I was guilty of some quite appalling racialising on Saturday, but mainly towards Asian guests; only a little of my vitriol was vented in the direction of visitors of Afro-Caribbean background.

I'm calling progress :nod:

To be fair, I imagine your ethnic chums are used to your little ways by now. If you haven't put them off yet, you're not going to.

[Sir C]

To be fair, I imagine your ethnic chums are used to your little ways by now. If you haven't put them off yet, you're not going to.

Yes, they do seem to enjoy teasing me about my propensity for putting my foot in it.

One lad pointed out at one moment that I had issued orders for several tasks that needed to be achieved; two chaps were depsatched to operate the barbecue for the vegetarians, two ladies sent to oversee the carving of the pig, another fellow instructed to summon guests and form a queue for the food tent. And all of these people were brown :-(

[Burney]

Yes, they do seem to enjoy teasing me about my propensity for putting my foot in it.

One lad pointed out at one moment that I had issued orders for several tasks that needed to be achieved; two chaps were depsatched to operate the barbecue for the vegetarians, two ladies sent to oversee the carving of the pig, another fellow instructed to summon guests and form a queue for the food tent. And all of these people were brown :-(

:hehe: Did you not say 'Jeldi Jeldi!'? And did they not get into the spirit of things by replying 'Yes, sahib!'?

I'm most worried about what might happen if I ever meet a transgenderer with drink taken. There's almost no way I'll manage not to be wildly offensive. :-(

[TheCurly]

Yes, they do seem to enjoy teasing me about my propensity for putting my foot in it.

One lad pointed out at one moment that I had issued orders for several tasks that needed to be achieved; two chaps were depsatched to operate the barbecue for the vegetarians, two ladies sent to oversee the carving of the pig, another fellow instructed to summon guests and form a queue for the food tent. And all of these people were brown :-(

The Holy Grenade of Antioch is too good to be used on the likes of you :-(

[Sir C]

The Holy Grenade of Antioch is too good to be used on the likes of you :-(

I introduced my good friend to someone as 'My Bangladeshi maid' :-( Sadly, she made it worse by bowing and gibbering in Punjabi, causing the bloke to think that I really do have a Bangladeshi maid who bows to whitey and doesn't speak any English :-(

[Sir C]

:hehe: Did you not say 'Jeldi Jeldi!'? And did they not get into the spirit of things by replying 'Yes, sahib!'?

I'm most worried about what might happen if I ever meet a transgenderer with drink taken. There's almost no way I'll manage not to be wildly offensive. :-(

You'll almost certainly make a grab for the cock to prove the point :-(