What were those crisps called that were like matchsticks? Not Chipsticks, they were

[Sir C]

puffed. No, these were just crunchy sticks of salty potato goodness :cloud9:

[Pat Vegas]

Sort of thing you'd get around Christmas?

They sell them in Morrissons

[IUFG]

KP Mini chips?

[The Jorge]

KP Mini chips?

The ****ty faux newsprint wrappers? The whole chipstick neck of the woods is a funny area of the crisposphere. The place where the worse the quality, the better they taste.

[Ash]

I'm disappointed that I can't find these anywhere.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/310271/CHEESY-POOFS.jpg

[Sir C]

KP Mini chips?

:clap: They're the bad boys. They were the greasiest crip available to humanity.

[Sir C]

PC gone mad, innit?

Mind you, it would appear that the Allans like a crisp, as well.

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[SWv2]

Twiglets???

[Sir C]

Twiglets???

Madman.

KP Mini Chips, man!

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[The Jorge]

Twiglets???

:boik: no place at the crispy table

[Sir C]

:boik: no place at the crispy table

ALTHOUGH, they can serve a purpose; if you suck enough Twiglets you will scrape the roof of your mouth, which scrapes will become burnt by the Marmite flavouring. Soothing this mouthpain, if done by the application of hot, sweet tea, is the very essence of heaven. Or was when I was 9.

[SWv2]

:boik: no place at the crispy table

I was not endorsing them as a product, simply based on the original description given I was suggesting them as a solution.

From memory they were/are ****ing disgusting.

[Rich]

puffed. No, these were just crunchy sticks of salty potato goodness :cloud9:

You are all useless. You are thinking of Walkers' French Fries. Now where do I claim my prize?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=walkers+french+fries&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjusq3wucDMAhUDbxQKHaJsA7wQ_AUIBygB&biw=1556&bih=629#imgrc=QpSISfZ6vr2DGM%3A

[The Jorge]

ALTHOUGH, they can serve a purpose; if you suck enough Twiglets you will scrape the roof of your mouth, which scrapes will become burnt by the Marmite flavouring. Soothing this mouthpain, if done by the application of hot, sweet tea, is the very essence of heaven. Or was when I was 9.

You can achieve something similar via a Findus French Bread Pizza, with the added bonus of a Findus French Bread Pizza.

[The Jorge]

I was not endorsing them as a product, simply based on the original description given I was suggesting them as a solution.

From memory they were/are ****ing disgusting.

Good man, they've always been a stain on the otherwise spotless reputation of marmite

[Sir C]

You can achieve something similar via a Findus French Bread Pizza, with the added bonus of a Findus French Bread Pizza.

You'd need to put Marmite on it, though. Now I'm a man who puts Marmite on the toast under my scambled egg. I'm a man who adds Marmite gravy. But Marmite on pizza... not for me, Clive.

[Sir C]

You are all useless. You are thinking of Walkers' French Fries. Now where do I claim my prize?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=walkers+french+fries&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjusq3wucDMAhUDbxQKHaJsA7wQ_AUIBygB&biw=1556&bih=629#imgrc=QpSISfZ6vr2DGM%3A

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Those are wiggly. KP Mini Chips are straight.

Bender.

[IUFG]

*******s, r

French Fries are extruded potato granules and starch.

Not sticks of whole potato goodness (with flavouring and preservatives)

[The Jorge]

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Those are wiggly. KP Mini Chips are straight.

Bender.

All he wants is your approval, C. Its like a kat bringing you a mouse's head, it doesnt know that it's wrong it just wants a stroke

[The Jorge]

You'd need to put Marmite on it, though. Now I'm a man who puts Marmite on the toast under my scambled egg. I'm a man who adds Marmite gravy. But Marmite on pizza... not for me, Clive.

Marmite below some mature cheddar on a crusty bloomer cheese on toast :nod: