Chelsea really have nothing to play for and a sending off for

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

any one of them just means the rest of the season off. "Playing for pride" and "not on our patch" my fat white arse. They couldn't care less.

[Herr Floyd]

Maybe we have to admit Spurs are too good and champions elect. North London is theirs H :-(

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

We have only one honourable course of action Floyd. We must take our inspiration from the Jews of Masada and vow they will not take us alive and dishonour us. Monty will lead us and administer the noble poison that will free us.