Andy Burnham really is ****ing weird-looking

[Burney]

It's like someone's painted features on a poorly-made shop dummy

[The Jorge]

It's like someone's painted features on a poorly-made shop dummy

He has a goat's eyes.

Mind you, this particular parliament is a strange lot. Michael Fabricant is my current fascination.

[Burney]

He has a goat's eyes.

Mind you, this particular parliament is a strange lot. Michael Fabricant is my current fascination.

His Hillsborough rhetoric is so well rehearsed now that it's almost embarrassing. You feel like someone's flicked a switch on him to 'Hillsborough mode' and let him run. He visibly relaxes into it.

Also, someone has clearly painted his eyebrows on.

[The Jorge]

His Hillsborough rhetoric is so well rehearsed now that it's almost embarrassing. You feel like someone's flicked a switch on him to 'Hillsborough mode' and let him run. He visibly relaxes into it.

Also, someone has clearly painted his eyebrows on.

I dunno, I think what he's done is rather admirable tbh. Also, helps put some shine on the whole mid-staffs deaths business.

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

He has a goat's eyes.

Mind you, this particular parliament is a strange lot. Michael Fabricant is my current fascination.

He looks like a creature straight out of Dr Who imo

[IUFG]

to be fair, he was in Hull
That enough to make anyone look like they've had a pineapple shoved up their arse.