View Full Version : got bit by a dog on way home from sainsburys
Herr Floyd
04-28-2016, 05:54 PM
seen it around plenty of times with its fit owner so thought id go and pet the **** as i walked past. snapped at my hand so quick i had no chance of pulling back and it drew blood. Its owner even tutted at me after me being bit. Anyway what the little ******* didnt know was that I had a packet of biscuits in my bag which I was fully intending on sharing with it but it can **** right off. So basically Ive had the last laugh.
barrybueno
04-28-2016, 06:07 PM
Report it and have the little **** put down. Fit bitch owner will be too busy crying to tut then, the slag...
Hope redgunamo doesn't read this :hehe:
Herr Floyd
04-28-2016, 06:14 PM
Ive been thinking about reporting it Baz. Its a poncy looking little ******* and has one of those ridiculous pink bows tied in its head. ****.
The Jorge
04-28-2016, 06:14 PM
Needless to say, The Floyd had the last laugh.
seen it around plenty of times with its fit owner so thought id go and pet the **** as i walked past. snapped at my hand so quick i had no chance of pulling back and it drew blood. Its owner even tutted at me after me being bit. Anyway what the little ******* didnt know was that I had a packet of biscuits in my bag which I was fully intending on sharing with it but it can **** right off. So basically Ive had the last laugh.
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
04-28-2016, 06:51 PM
You went to pet the **** and she tutted at you?
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
04-28-2016, 08:23 PM
I expect the beast was alarmed that his mistress was being approached by another beast that smelled more like a dog that he did.
Anyway, think about the compo you can now score. This has traumatised you Floyd. Your confidence is shattered; you have terrifying nightmares; you may never be able to work again :nod:
biscuits? is that you Monty?
Mo Britain less Europe
04-28-2016, 10:48 PM
That's why I always shop at Waitrose.
Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel
04-28-2016, 11:26 PM
Asda have gone right up in my estimation now they want to accommodate people with autism :nod:
I wonder if my mate Ken shops there :cooper:
DG (socialist surrender monkey)
04-28-2016, 11:26 PM
what type of biscuits?
redgunamo
04-29-2016, 08:44 AM
seen it around plenty of times with its fit owner so thought id go and pet the **** as i walked past. snapped at my hand so quick i had no chance of pulling back and it drew blood. Its owner even tutted at me after me being bit. Anyway what the little ******* didnt know was that I had a packet of biscuits in my bag which I was fully intending on sharing with it but it can **** right off. So basically Ive had the last laugh.
Yeah, Floyd, you have to ask first :-\
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