got bit by a dog on way home from sainsburys

[Herr Floyd]

seen it around plenty of times with its fit owner so thought id go and pet the **** as i walked past. snapped at my hand so quick i had no chance of pulling back and it drew blood. Its owner even tutted at me after me being bit. Anyway what the little ******* didnt know was that I had a packet of biscuits in my bag which I was fully intending on sharing with it but it can **** right off. So basically Ive had the last laugh.

[barrybueno]

Report it and have the little **** put down. Fit bitch owner will be too busy crying to tut then, the slag...

Hope redgunamo doesn't read this :hehe:

[Herr Floyd]

Ive been thinking about reporting it Baz. Its a poncy looking little ******* and has one of those ridiculous pink bows tied in its head. ****.

[The Jorge]

Needless to say, The Floyd had the last laugh.
seen it around plenty of times with its fit owner so thought id go and pet the **** as i walked past. snapped at my hand so quick i had no chance of pulling back and it drew blood. Its owner even tutted at me after me being bit. Anyway what the little ******* didnt know was that I had a packet of biscuits in my bag which I was fully intending on sharing with it but it can **** right off. So basically Ive had the last laugh.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

You went to pet the **** and she tutted at you?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

I expect the beast was alarmed that his mistress was being approached by another beast that smelled more like a dog that he did.

Anyway, think about the compo you can now score. This has traumatised you Floyd. Your confidence is shattered; you have terrifying nightmares; you may never be able to work again :nod:

[IUFG]

biscuits? is that you Monty?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

That's why I always shop at Waitrose.

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

Asda have gone right up in my estimation now they want to accommodate people with autism :nod:

I wonder if my mate Ken shops there :cooper:

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

what type of biscuits?

[redgunamo]

seen it around plenty of times with its fit owner so thought id go and pet the **** as i walked past. snapped at my hand so quick i had no chance of pulling back and it drew blood. Its owner even tutted at me after me being bit. Anyway what the little ******* didnt know was that I had a packet of biscuits in my bag which I was fully intending on sharing with it but it can **** right off. So basically Ive had the last laugh.

Yeah, Floyd, you have to ask first :-\