something occurred to me during the Bird **** incident this morning.

[Pat Vegas]

When this happened I wasn't happy to just wipe it off with a tissue or a piece of toilet paper.

I had to wash it off with soap and have a good clean.

yet when we take a **** people are happy to use this primitive toilet paper that we all have.
I am sure some of the gentlemen here take a shower afterwards.

I have thought of this before to be honest.

[Sir C]

When this happened I wasn't happy to just wipe it off with a tissue or a piece of toilet paper.

I had to wash it off with soap and have a good clean.

yet when we take a **** people are happy to use this primitive toilet paper that we all have.
I am sure some of the gentlemen here take a shower afterwards.

I have thought of this before to be honest.

You have to wash after going poopy, f. What are you, an animal? A :gulp: northerner?

[Pat Vegas]

I've previously recommended the wipes that are widely available now. clean as a whistle*
clearly the continental Europeans are more fussy with this with the old Bidet.
also they get upset if there is no toilet brush on hand. :sherlock:


* a whistle that may have been dipped into poo.