So, AWIMB, Celebrity Dead Pool. Who's your money on next in celeb-deadly 2016?

[Burney]

I've been giving it some thought and I reckon Sean Connery must be due.

[The Jorge]

Betty SCG, avabangonat!

[TheCurly]

Sir Dave of Attenborough :-( He's the nations' favourite don't you know

[Burney]

Betty SCG, avabangonat!

Disappointingly predictable, j :-|

Actually, I've just realised that that ancient **** Kirk Douglas is still above ground and due his ton this year, so I may change my vote.

[Luis Anaconda]

I've been giving it some thought and I reckon Sean Connery must be due.

Roger Moore, first of the Bonds to go FACT

[The Jorge]

Sir Dave of Attenborough :-( He's the nations' favourite don't you know

My daughter calls him "Old man Jenkins" and doesnt like to watch his stuff as his voice annoys her.

Philistine imo

[IUFG]

a Brucie Bonus?


flatviewing *******. me, not you.

[The Jorge]

Holness, Died: January 6, 2012

[Sir C]

I've been giving it some thought and I reckon Sean Connery must be due.

I've got a funny feeling about Bob Dylan.

No man can live to a great age with adenoids that ****ed up.

[Sir C]

Disappointingly predictable, j :-|

Actually, I've just realised that that ancient **** Kirk Douglas is still above ground and due his ton this year, so I may change my vote.

I'll tell you what Clive, when that sad day comes, I'll be chuckling at the thought of you gnashing your teeth at the great outpouring of grief from the public and the millions and millions of pounds which will be spent on her funeral.

[Burney]

a Brucie Bonus?


flatviewing *******. me, not you.

Good shout, actually. He pulled out of that little prick Corbett's funeral pleading his health, didn't he?

[IUFG]

Phil the Greek must also be overdue?

[Luis Anaconda]

Holness, Died: January 6, 2012

:rolleyes: In that case Barry Nelson, Died: April 7, 2007 would be your man

First proper Bond :vsign:

[Burney]

I'll tell you what Clive, when that sad day comes, I'll be chuckling at the thought of you gnashing your teeth at the great outpouring of grief from the public and the millions and millions of pounds which will be spent on her funeral.

Eh? Think you meant that for J. Unless you know something about Kirk Douglas that I don't. :rubchin:

[Sir C]

Eh? Think you meant that for J. Unless you know something about Kirk Douglas that I don't. :rubchin:

It was indeed for the treasonous commie.

[The Jorge]

Good shout, actually. He pulled out of that little prick Corbett's funeral pleading his health, didn't he?

Have you paid your respects to the boy Corbett yet? Presumably you've jammed a sunday times into one of the wee vases by the grave

[IUFG]

he did. The big-chinned, catchphrase toting, low-flying angel

[The Jorge]

It was indeed for the treasonous commie.

Sorry, cant hear you, making sure I have the correct conga music

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Deadly Doug Ellis will soon become Dead Doug Ellis

[Sir C]

Sorry, cant hear you, making sure I have the correct conga music

You love to dance on the graves of recently dead old ladies, j. This is another moving example of the caring, compassionate left.

[Burney]

Have you paid your respects to the boy Corbett yet? Presumably you've jammed a sunday times into one of the wee vases by the grave

I thought it ironic that he ended up being a very small thing put into far too big a hole given that he persecuted me for being unable to put a very big thing into a very small hole.

[redgunamo]

I've been giving it some thought and I reckon Sean Connery must be due.

Is Rod Stewart still eligible? I like him, mind. Just asking.

[Sir C]

Is Rod Stewart still eligible? I like him, mind. Just asking.

Oh God, do you have a commission? :-(

Poor old Rod.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Des O'Connor will soon become Dead O'Connor

[Burney]

Is Rod Stewart still eligible? I like him, mind. Just asking.

Eligible as a celeb or as a living human? On both counts I would say 'yes'.

[redgunamo]

Oh God, do you have a commission? :-(

Poor old Rod.

I very much doubt anyone I know would accept such a score.

[Darren's Dodgy Denim]

Gazza must be due a transfer soon.

[IUFG]

is Tom O'Connor still about?

[Burney]

Gazza must be due a transfer soon.

Nice. I like a good outside bet.

[redgunamo]

Eligible as a celeb or as a living human? On both counts I would say 'yes'.

Ah. I'm happy he's still going about. I did "Sailing" in the bath just the other morning.

[The Jorge]

No, we'll be celebrating the end of the monarchy, which will be within six months of gene-puddle swimmer Charles taking charge

[The Jorge]

:rolleyes: In that case Barry Nelson, Died: April 7, 2007 would be your man

First proper Bond :vsign:

:hehe: The name's Bond, Barry Bond

[IUFG]

he must of used up a few of his lives by now.

especially when he tried to encourage trigger-happy Raoul Moat to go fishing.

[Burney]

No, we'll be celebrating the end of the monarchy, which will be within six months of gene-puddle swimmer Charles taking charge

You're trying too hard, j. The effort is visible. More subtlety is required.

[Sir C]

I very much doubt anyone I know would accept such a score.

Look, if HMQ telephoned Hereford and said, "One is displeased by Mr Stewart's later albums covering lounge singer favourites. Kindly make him gone immediately." SAS aren't going to go, "Erm, actually we quite like 'Sailing', so, no, try the Paras", are they?

[Burney]

Ah. I'm happy he's still going about. I did "Sailing" in the bath just the other morning.

I recently heard Sir C singing along to Maggie May. Clearly Rod is in the air at the moment.

[TheCurly]

Look, if HMQ telephoned Hereford and said, "One is displeased by Mr Stewart's later albums covering lounge singer favourites. Kindly make him gone immediately." SAS aren't going to go, "Erm, actually we quite like 'Sailing', so, no, try the Paras", are they?

His 2013 album Time was very excellent.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Maggie May
Murdered by Sir C

[Sir C]

His 2013 album Time was very excellent.

That won't wash with HMQ, c. Once a popular entertainer has disappointed her, she is ruthless and relentless. She WILL have her revenge.

[TheCurly]

I've been giving it some thought and I reckon Sean Connery must be due.

Have you seen this B
http://www.deathlist.net/

[Sir C]

Maggie May
Murdered by Sir C

Excuse me. I believe I was rather tuneful. It was lunchtime and I had been drinking brandy.

[IUFG]

I heard that Dustin Gee once displeased her at the Royal Variety . . . like you say, ruthless.

[The Jorge]

Winstone approves!

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[Burney]

His 2013 album Time was very excellent.

That wouldn't wash with Her Majesty, c. She liked Greatest Hits era, pink satin-clad Rod. Him going back to his roots got right on her tits.

70

[Sir C]

I heard that Dustin Gee once displeased her at the Royal Variety . . . like you say, ruthless.

Was he the AIDSy looking fellow?

[The Jorge]

How, Moaty! Wav gorra hurl bargain bucket ah Keeee Effffff Seeeeee an a porty seven!

[IUFG]

a couple of clutchers, I think

[Burney]

Was he the AIDSy looking fellow?

I believe he got the bad AIDS, yes. I also remember some quotes from Les Dennis at the time saying how worried he was about it because he'd borrowed his razor once.

[The Jorge]

I thought it ironic that he ended up being a very small thing put into far too big a hole given that he persecuted me for being unable to put a very big thing into a very small hole.

:hehe: "persecuted"

[Burney]

:hehe: "persecuted"

You weren't there, man! It was personal. :furious:

[redgunamo]

Look, if HMQ telephoned Hereford and said, "One is displeased by Mr Stewart's later albums covering lounge singer favourites. Kindly make him gone immediately." SAS aren't going to go, "Erm, actually we quite like 'Sailing', so, no, try the Paras", are they?

HMQ knows very well; you don't order anything unless you know for certain it will be fulfilled.

[Ash]

Have you seen this B
http://www.deathlist.net/

I have perused that site before. The forums can be quite funny on there.

[The Jorge]

You weren't there, man! It was personal. :furious:

Didnt you tell him to pick on someone his own size, so you kneeled down?

[TheCurly]

I have perused that site before. The forums can be quite funny on there.

I like they have Ali's occupation as butterfly/bee

[7sisters]

I'm going for Clive James. He seems to have been dodging the reaper for some time now.