The Strange Story of Sonny Pike

[The Jorge]

http://thesetpieces.com/features/football-pink-fantasy-failure-taxi-fares/

[Sir C]

http://thesetpieces.com/features/football-pink-fantasy-failure-taxi-fares/

It doesn't actually explain what went wrong :shrug:

If he had been that **** hot some club would have taken him on and sorted him out.

[TheCurly]

It doesn't actually explain what went wrong :shrug:

If he had been that **** hot some club would have taken him on and sorted him out.

I get the feeling his da raped him a bit

[Burney]

I get the feeling his da raped him a bit

Character-building, c.

[Sir C]

I get the feeling his da raped him a bit

That wouldn't affect his ability to play football, though.

[Burney]

That wouldn't affect his ability to play football, though.

Surely that depends? Might affect mobility in extreme cases.

[TheCurly]

Surely that depends? Might affect mobility in extreme cases.

Maybe his old dad's cock was massive and ripped his wee bumhole to shreds

[Sir C]

Maybe his old dad's cock was massive and ripped his wee bumhole to shreds

Thanks for that clarification c.

[redgunamo]

Maybe his old dad's cock was massive and ripped his wee bumhole to shreds

Until it squeaked, do you mean?

[TheCurly]

Thanks for that clarification c.

A horrible thing to contemplate Sir C but one must be thorough in one's musings

[Burney]

A horrible thing to contemplate Sir C but one must be thorough in one's musings

It would fill in some gaps. As it were.