Dear whining scouse ****s. Well done on your judicial stitch-up coming back with the

[Burney]

world's most predictable result. You are clearly all revelling in this apparent vindication and I imagine that, chimp-like, you are swinging off the lampposts of your revolting cesspool of a city and screeching about The Sun, Murdoch, Thatcher, etc, etc ad ****ing nauseam in your hideous, nails-down-a-blackboard accents.

However, please do not think that this result in any way changes the rest of the country's perception of you. Nothing has changed. You are still 'murderers'. I know you like to erase Heysel from your incessant whining about persecution and victimisation, but you still did definitely push that wall and kill 39 Italians, so you can stick your 'poor, innocent us' act right up your collective arse.

Equally, whining about this 'stereotype' of yourselves as thieving, lawless scroungers is ****ing rich, given that you have self-mythologised on that basis for decades. Indeed, you have been happy to claim 'credit' for the entire 'casual' fashion movement (God alone knows why) based on your fans' self-proclaimed penchant for stealing ****ty Sergio Tacchini clothing whilst in Italy during your 70s and 80s European jaunts. Oh, those cheeky, shoplifting scousers, eh?

And as for complaining that your city has an undeserved reputation for self-pity, do **** off. You never stop having memorials and minute's silences.You once even left flowers for a dead chicken as I recall. You specialise in a particularly revolting form of greasy, self-congratulatory, virtue-signalling, grief-wallowing sentimentality that sickens any decent person. Any opportunity to nurse a grievance or proclaim your moral superiority from the top of your dungheap and you'll grab it with both hands.

So 'Murderers'? Yes. 'Thieves'? Yes. 'Self-pitying ****ers'? Yes. Stereotypes don't emerge from thin air. You are categorised as irresponsible, amoral and violent because those are aspects of your local character that exist and which you have been happy in the past to play up to. It doesn't matter how many media-led witch hunts take place. We all know what you really are.


Aaaaaaah, that feels better! :-D

[Sir C]

world's most predictable result. You are clearly all revelling in this apparent vindication and I imagine that, chimp-like, you are swinging off the lampposts of your revolting cesspool of a city and screeching about The Sun, Murdoch, Thatcher, etc, etc ad ****ing nauseam in your hideous, nails-down-a-blackboard accents.

However, please do not think that this result in any way changes the rest of the country's perception of you. Nothing has changed. You are still 'murderers'. I know you like to erase Heysel from your incessant whining about persecution and victimisation, but you still did definitely push that wall and kill 39 Italians, so you can stick your 'poor, innocent us' act right up your collective arse.

Equally, whining about this 'stereotype' of yourselves as thieving, lawless scroungers is ****ing rich, given that you have self-mythologised on that basis for decades. Indeed, you have been happy to claim 'credit' for the entire 'casual' fashion movement (God alone knows why) based on your fans' self-proclaimed penchant for stealing ****ty Sergio Tacchini clothing whilst in Italy during your 70s and 80s European jaunts. Oh, those cheeky, shoplifting scousers, eh?

And as for complaining that your city has an undeserved reputation for self-pity, do **** off. You never stop having memorials and minute's silences.You once even left flowers for a dead chicken as I recall. You specialise in a particularly revolting form of greasy, self-congratulatory, virtue-signalling, grief-wallowing sentimentality that sickens any decent person. Any opportunity to nurse a grievance or proclaim your moral superiority from the top of your dungheap and you'll grab it with both hands.

So 'Murderers'? Yes. 'Thieves'? Yes. 'Self-pitying ****ers'? Yes. Stereotypes don't emerge from thin air. You are categorised as irresponsible, amoral and violent because those are aspects of your local character that exist and which you have been happy in the past to play up to. It doesn't matter how many media-led witch hunts take place. We all know what you really are.


Aaaaaaah, that feels better! :-D

Oh I say, b. That's rather nicely put. Toujours le mot juste indeed; we can always rely on you to strike at the heart of the matter.

[Burney]

Oh I say, b. That's rather nicely put. Toujours le mot juste indeed; we can always rely on you to strike at the heart of the matter.

If I didn't get it out somehow, I was going to explode.

[Sir C]

If I didn't get it out somehow, I was going to explode.

You have, in a very real way, spunked your spleen onto our upturned, expectant faces.

Not the start to the day i was expecting.

[Burney]

You have, in a very real way, spunked your spleen onto our upturned, expectant faces.

Not the start to the day i was expecting.

Yeah, sorry about that. It was you or The Guardian website. And since I figured that post would last about 10 seconds before being moderated on there, I decided here was probably better.

[Sir C]

Yeah, sorry about that. It was you or The Guardian website. And since I figured that post would last about 10 seconds before being moderated on there, I decided here was probably better.

Pray do not apologise, soul! Starting one's Wednesday with a sort of bile bukkake is rather invigorating, actually.

[Ash]

You once even left flowers for a dead chicken as I recall.

I had to look that up.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

[Burney]

I had to look that up.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm

Merseyside Police told the community on Monday to "stop grieving, it's only a chicken". :hehe:

[The Jorge]

Tory angry that traditional whipping boy receives the tiniest bit of justice. Human rights for untermenschen is an outrage etc etc...

Aaaaaaah, that feels better! :-D

Did you lift this from a mid-2000s Spectator article by Boris Johnson?

[Burney]

Did you lift this from a mid-2000s Spectator article by Boris Johnson?

This has nothing to do with politics, j.

My visceral contempt for scousers pre-dates any political leanings I may now have. They are a filthy genetic experiment of what happens when you mix the Irish, northerners, the Welsh and the sweepings of the world's oceans. Nothing good was ever likely to come of such a thing. The place should be wiped off the map.

[The Jorge]

This has nothing to do with politics, j.

My visceral contempt for scousers pre-dates any political leanings I may now have. They are a filthy genetic experiment of what happens when you mix the Irish, northerners, the Welsh and the sweepings of the world's oceans. Nothing good was ever likely to come of such a thing. The place should be wiped off the map.

No, but with that quite wonderful set of prejudices you really couldnt have found a better home than in the Tory party. I know you have enough of a grasp of history to know that Liverpool, probably more than any other city in the UK outside of London, is the product of the british empire. It's the UK's picture of Dorian Gray.

[Burney]

No, but with that quite wonderful set of prejudices you really couldnt have found a better home than in the Tory party. I know you have enough of a grasp of history to know that Liverpool, probably more than any other city in the UK outside of London, is the product of the british empire. It's the UK's picture of Dorian Gray.

It's our major Atlantic port. :shrug: That simply makes it this country's cloaca, into which bad genes flow and out of which an awful lot of **** emerges.

[The Jorge]

:hehe: cloaca, I'll forgive you any prejudice when you use similies like that.

It's the same of all port cities, isnt it? See also Portsmouth, Plymouth, Hull, Briizzle, Glesgae etc etc

[Burney]

:hehe: cloaca, I'll forgive you any prejudice when you use similies like that.

It's the same of all port cities, isnt it? See also Portsmouth, Plymouth, Hull, Briizzle, Glesgae etc etc

Generally, yes. The only exception there for me would be Bristol, which has somehow managed to be quite pleasant.

[TheCurly]

:hehe: cloaca, I'll forgive you any prejudice when you use similies like that.

It's the same of all port cities, isnt it? See also Portsmouth, Plymouth, Hull, Briizzle, Glesgae etc etc

I'll knock your **** in

[The Jorge]

Generally, yes. The only exception there for me would be Bristol, which has somehow managed to be quite pleasant.

Not the bits I've been to tbh. You've never experienced the true Brizzle until you've seen a crackhead with a comedy farmer accent

[The Jorge]

I'll knock your **** in

Belfast is a special, special case, C

[TheCurly]

Belfast is a special, special case, C

:thumbup: You know it

[Burney]

Not the bits I've been to tbh. You've never experienced the true Brizzle until you've seen a crackhead with a comedy farmer accent

Oh, if you wander around St Paul's, yes. However, there really are some lovely bits and the city centre is very nice indeed these days.

[The Jorge]

Oh, if you wander around St Paul's, yes. However, there really are some lovely bits and the city centre is very nice indeed these days.

I dont like it, I have an allergy to the south/south-west in general though, it's very UKIPpy down there, not to mention the incest and the burr

[Burney]

I dont like it, I have an allergy to the south/south-west in general though, it's very UKIPpy down there, not to mention the incest and the burr

Oh, no. I love the west. Somerset, Devon, Cornwall, Gloucestershire (Fred West aside), Herefordshire - great and beautiful places. My only big problem with the South West is that John Wesley did his filthy work there, with the result that finding an open pub there can sometimes be extremely tricky.

[The Jorge]

Oh, no. I love the west. Somerset, Devon, Cornwall, Gloucestershire (Fred West aside), Herefordshire - great and beautiful places. My only big problem with the South West is that John Wesley did his filthy work there, with the result that finding an open pub there can sometimes be extremely tricky.

Nah, **** em, depressing holidays, entry level chocolate box countryside, the whole economy depending on minimum wage jobs that only last six months of a year and a surefeit of fingers and toes. I'd gladly set them adrift into the atlantic and would welcome them taking wales as a bouyancy aid.

[IUFG]

is that you, Bernard?

[barrybueno]

:clap: Are you the chief editor of The Sun now?

[Ash]

My only big problem with the South West is that John Wesley did his filthy work there, with the result that finding an open pub there can sometimes be extremely tricky.

Muswell Hill has a similar problem. They've actually had to turn an unused church into a pub. Take that, temperancists!

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I had to look that up.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4372230.stm


My dead chicken tribute is usually left in the toilet the next day :shrug:

[PSRB]

world's most predictable result. You are clearly all revelling in this apparent vindication and I imagine that, chimp-like, you are swinging off the lampposts of your revolting cesspool of a city and screeching about The Sun, Murdoch, Thatcher, etc, etc ad ****ing nauseam in your hideous, nails-down-a-blackboard accents.

However, please do not think that this result in any way changes the rest of the country's perception of you. Nothing has changed. You are still 'murderers'. I know you like to erase Heysel from your incessant whining about persecution and victimisation, but you still did definitely push that wall and kill 39 Italians, so you can stick your 'poor, innocent us' act right up your collective arse.

Equally, whining about this 'stereotype' of yourselves as thieving, lawless scroungers is ****ing rich, given that you have self-mythologised on that basis for decades. Indeed, you have been happy to claim 'credit' for the entire 'casual' fashion movement (God alone knows why) based on your fans' self-proclaimed penchant for stealing ****ty Sergio Tacchini clothing whilst in Italy during your 70s and 80s European jaunts. Oh, those cheeky, shoplifting scousers, eh?

And as for complaining that your city has an undeserved reputation for self-pity, do **** off. You never stop having memorials and minute's silences.You once even left flowers for a dead chicken as I recall. You specialise in a particularly revolting form of greasy, self-congratulatory, virtue-signalling, grief-wallowing sentimentality that sickens any decent person. Any opportunity to nurse a grievance or proclaim your moral superiority from the top of your dungheap and you'll grab it with both hands.

So 'Murderers'? Yes. 'Thieves'? Yes. 'Self-pitying ****ers'? Yes. Stereotypes don't emerge from thin air. You are categorised as irresponsible, amoral and violent because those are aspects of your local character that exist and which you have been happy in the past to play up to. It doesn't matter how many media-led witch hunts take place. We all know what you really are.


Aaaaaaah, that feels better! :-D

Nail. Hit. On. Head

[TheCurly]

Nail. Hit. On. Head

Print out a copy and give it to Jags.He'll love it.

[PSRB]

Print out a copy and give it to Jags.He'll love it.

He's not a scouser, he's a Manc....so he might

[redgunamo]

Print out a copy and give it to Jags.He'll love it.

He's got the paintwork on his car to think about though.