This place is getting to heavy man. Lunch?

[Pat Vegas]

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[Pokster]

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Yes please, where are you taking us all?

[Sir C]

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Chorizo sandwiches. I know, rad ain't I?

[Pat Vegas]

Princi http://www.princi.com/

It's going to be a causal luncheon.

[The Jorge]

Is Chorizo not a bit tough for a sarnie? Presumably you're either slicing it super thinly or diced into wee chunks and mixed into some sort of emulsifying agent, like some sort of modern day coronation chicken affiair.

You dont see much coronation chicken about nowadays, do you? It's almost as if low grade recovered chicken product, a mild synthetic curry flavoured sauce and sultanas does not sandwich heaven make. What's next on the chopping block, egg and cress?

[Pat Vegas]

:hehe: when I was in costco they had Coronation Chicken sandwich filler for sale.
Looks weird when it comes in a bucket.

[Sir C]

Is Chorizo not a bit tough for a sarnie? Presumably you're either slicing it super thinly or diced into wee chunks and mixed into some sort of emulsifying agent, like some sort of modern day coronation chicken affiair.

You dont see much coronation chicken about nowadays, do you? It's almost as if low grade recovered chicken product, a mild synthetic curry flavoured sauce and sultanas does not sandwich heaven make. What's next on the chopping block, egg and cress?

It was pre-sliced stuff from a packet, I regret to say, and pretty feeble.

Corontion chicken, made properly, is actually a great dish, but involves a hell of a lot of faffing around.

Yesterday I boiled up some leftover roast pork in some leftover chicken gravy, and it tasted quite delicious - but I was brave enough to add a tablespoon of curry powder, and this elevated the dish to near perfection. wd curry powder.

[The Jorge]

:hehe: when I was in costco they had Coronation Chicken sandwich filler for sale.
Looks weird when it comes in a bucket.

I'd imagine Big Sam celebrates every victory with a cheeky bucket of costco coronation chicken. Continental, yeah.

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[Viva Prat Vegas]

There is no more of Sam A outside of that photo.
He is a box with a head on it.

[The Jorge]

It was pre-sliced stuff from a packet, I regret to say, and pretty feeble.

Corontion chicken, made properly, is actually a great dish, but involves a hell of a lot of faffing around.

Yesterday I boiled up some leftover roast pork in some leftover chicken gravy, and it tasted quite delicious - but I was brave enough to add a tablespoon of curry powder, and this elevated the dish to near perfection. wd curry powder.

I'm always a bit suspicious of Curry Powder, it seems a bit Utility Spice Four to me.

[Sir C]

I'm always a bit suspicious of Curry Powder, it seems a bit Utility Spice Four to me.

Oh it's dreadful, processed, inauthentic rubbish - but without it, whither the currywurst? Where the Coronation Chicken?

Sometimes dirty is goode. That's why I like your mum.

[The Jorge]

Oh it's dreadful, processed, inauthentic rubbish - but without it, whither the currywurst? Where the Coronation Chicken?

Sometimes dirty is goode. That's why I like your mum.

I agree, though not the bit about my mum, obviously. There's nothing quite as inauthentic and beautiful as Sriracha

[Sir C]

I agree, though not the bit about my mum, obviously. There's nothing quite as inauthentic and beautiful as Sriracha

Sriracha is entirely authentic. You won't find a dining table in Thailand or Vietnam that doesn't have a bottle of Sriracha on it.

[The Jorge]

Sriracha is entirely authentic. You won't find a dining table in Thailand or Vietnam that doesn't have a bottle of Sriracha on it.

Yes, but not the Huy Fong version we all have here, which was invented by David Tran, a Vietnamese-American.

[Sir C]

Yes, but not the Huy Fong version we all have here, which was invented by David Tran, a Vietnamese-American.

Well, yes, the stuff they have may be locally produced, but it's just the same ****. It's all chillis and sugar :shrug:

[IUFG]

who cares about authenticity when it tastes so good?

[The Jorge]

Well, yes, the stuff they have may be locally produced, but it's just the same ****. It's all chillis and sugar :shrug:

And garlic, lots of garlic.

Personally, I love to add it to my pizza sauce when I make my, also spectacularly inauthentic, pizza sauce.

[The Jorge]

who cares about authenticity when it tastes so good?

Absolutely, it's ****ing mint, isnt it?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

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Bacon sarnie, streaky of course and done to a crisp, lashings of Lurpak (salted) and Branston

[The Jorge]

Bacon sarnie, streaky of course and done to a crisp, lashings of Lurpak (salted) and Branston

Wait! What?! Pickle on a bacon sandwich?!??!?!

Say it aint so, Herbs!

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Say it aint so, Herbs!

You would eat a bacon sarnie 'sans relish'! What kind of offal scoffing barbarian are you J?

Okay, a touch of Chutney if Branston is a little too lumpen for you but there has to be something man!

[The Jorge]

You would eat a bacon sarnie 'sans relish'! What kind of offal scoffing barbarian are you J?

Okay, a touch of Chutney if Branston is a little too lumpen for you but there has to be something man!

Of course not, there's only really one acceptable answer.

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Though I will accept ketchup in the catastrophic event that brown sauce isnt present. Not ****ing pickles and chutneys though, I mean what were you thinking? It's as mad as eating cheese and strawberry jam sandwiches.

[7sisters]

Oh it's dreadful, processed, inauthentic rubbish - but without it, whither the currywurst? Where the Coronation Chicken?

Sometimes dirty is goode. That's why I like your mum.

Gebackener Fleischkäse mit Spiegelei und Bratkartoffeln.. Now that's damned dirty but immensely satisfying.

[SWv2]

Bacon sarnie, streaky of course and done to a crisp, lashings of Lurpak (salted) and Branston

Sure why not just save yourself the cost of the pickle and do a ****e onto the sandwich.

You dirty *******.

[The Jorge]

ty sw, I dont feel that this flagrant deviancy has recieved enough ire.

[IUFG]

Just. ****ing. Wrong.

[TheCurly]

I just ate a chocolate flake.Then a bag of crisps.This was most pleasing

[Sir C]

I just ate a chocolate flake.Then a bag of crisps.This was most pleasing

Yes, but what of the Mars Bar, can of Coke?

Have you gone gay?

[SWv2]

I just ate a chocolate flake.

A girl's chocolate bar to be fair.

[TheCurly]

Yes, but what of the Mars Bar, can of Coke?

Have you gone gay?
Oh they were polished off at elevensesses

[Ash]

ty sw, I dont feel that this flagrant deviancy has recieved enough ire.

I will add my outrage at this point too. Pickle is to be taken with cheese, possibly in association with ham. Not bacon. #abomination

[Burney]

A girl's chocolate bar to be fair.

:nod: A Twirl is basically a two flakes encased in chocolate and therefore without the mess - and thus infinitely superior.

[The Jorge]

:nod: A Twirl is basically a two flakes encased in chocolate and therefore without the mess - and thus infinitely superior.

I'm glad you mentioned this, a very underrated item of confectionary

[SWv2]

I'm glad you mentioned this, a very underrated item of confectionary

Good, but hardly a Double Decker.

[Burney]

Good, but hardly a Double Decker.

But neither is a Double Decker a Drifter, which is a proper man's chocolate bar.

Mind you, the Star Bar is surely the most underrated chocolate bar on the newsagent's shelf. On that I think we can all agree.

[TheCurly]

But neither is a Double Decker a Drifter, which is a proper man's chocolate bar.

Mind you, the Star Bar is surely the most underrated chocolate bar on the newsagent's shelf. On that I think we can all agree.

I think you'll find a Twix fits nicely into a sandwich when you've been on the gear.

[The Jorge]

The decker is a fine chocolate bar. Disappointing you cant get a twix like duo one though, like a double double decker #outsidethebox

[The Jorge]

It's no Topic

[Burney]

I think you'll find a Twix fits nicely into a sandwich when you've been on the gear.

Holy Mary Mother of God, c! That's obscene!

You don't butter the bread, do you? :-(

[Burney]

It's no Topic

Two bites and a Topic's gone. Also, the Star Bar is infinitely more complex than a Topic.

[TheCurly]

Holy Mary Mother of God, c! That's obscene!

You don't butter the bread, do you? :-(

Lashings of the stuff,B
Nice cuppa the auld tae and you're away

[Burney]

Lashings of the stuff,B
Nice cuppa the auld tae and you're away

I don't know why, but I'm thinking it might be nicer if you slightly melted the Twix in the Michaelwave first.

I think you should try this and report back. :nod:

[TheCurly]

I don't know why, but I'm thinking it might be nicer if you slightly melted the Twix in the Michaelwave first.

I think you should try this and report back. :nod:

I just may give that a lash

[The Jorge]

No, it's well Poundland

[TheCurly]

No, it's well Poundland

I'm a chap of very simple tastes,J

[SWv2]

The decker is a fine chocolate bar. Disappointing you cant get a twix like duo one though, like a double double decker #outsidethebox

Cut it down the middle numbnuts.

[redgunamo]

This Heavy Man seems a sensitive fellow. It's all these new features, I suppose; takes some getting used to.


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