The *******s want to write off the Jag!

[The Jorge]

These people have no souls, they wouldnt know beauty if it tore their arses out.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

Oh, that's awful J.

https://i.imgflip.com/12y3d6.jpg

[Burney]

These people have no souls, they wouldnt know beauty if it tore their arses out.

Let it go, j. It's its time.

It's also karma for you being nasty about Prince.

[Snin]

Chop the roof down big fat rear tyres nitrous it.. become a og banger imo

[barrybueno]

word nigga


was he? poor show J

[The Jorge]

Let it go, j. It's its time.

It's also karma for you being nasty about Prince.

I wasnt nasty about the diminutive trubadour-cum-deviant, I just dont get it. I likened it to how people dont get Morrissey but he's also a genius.

Also, you appear to be seeing other enigmatic, iconic eighties front men. You cant have both, which is it?

[The Jorge]

Stop thinking about touching the Jag!

[Pat Vegas]

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

[The Jorge]

Hmmm, so what you're saying is "buy another Jag"?

It's the best suggestion so far, in fairness.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

One must take inspiration where one can find it, Pat.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

Nah.

Get a bike.

[The Jorge]

Where I live is very hilly and very rainy, even moreso than Leeds. When I moved to Leeds I had to get rif of the Lambretta, this is not weather to experience first hand my friend :driving:

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Let 'em write it off then buy it back off the insurance company. Put the payout towards the cost of repair and continue to consume, pollute and degrade along with the very worst kind of capitalist swine out there. I mean Jorge, fer fuxake, a Jag!

[The Jorge]

Let 'em write it off then buy it back off the insurance company. Put the payout towards the cost of repair and continue to consume, pollute and degrade along with the very worst kind of capitalist swine out there. I mean Jorge, fer fuxake, a Jag!

Not a Jag, The Jag. It's a beautiful thing, and goes like **** off a shovel.

I'm going to get it in for a pseudo MOT and see what the thing will cost to sort.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Two Jags from one bang.
Monty will be proud

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

A mate of mine lives in Halifax. Just round the corner and up and down a few hills from you.

He rides a bike.

[Burney]

I wasnt nasty about the diminutive trubadour-cum-deviant, I just dont get it. I likened it to how people dont get Morrissey but he's also a genius.

Also, you appear to be seeing other enigmatic, iconic eighties front men. You cant have both, which is it?

It is both. And, when you really think about it, that's what they'd both want. They just wouldn't know it.

Is there any chance of Morrissey throwing a seven this year, do you think? It would at least stop him pissing all over what remains of his legacy, the dreary, tofu-bothering Manc **** (and weirdly, I say that as one that will still occasionally stick up for him in public - an understandably dwindling band, I think you'll agree).

[Burney]

I wasnt nasty about the diminutive trubadour-cum-deviant, I just dont get it. I likened it to how people dont get Morrissey but he's also a genius.

Also, you appear to be seeing other enigmatic, iconic eighties front men. You cant have both, which is it?

Oh, and your mum's a cum deviant.

[The Jorge]

In a very real sense he's been **** since The Smiths, bar one or two storming tunes, but for the Smiths alone he should be king.

Which would be beautifully ironic and most probably finish him off.

Odd when you think about it though.
Lemmy: Dead
Bowie: Dead
Prince: Dead
Morrissey: Still Ill

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

****ing flatviewers.

[The Jorge]

****ing flatviewers.

Your mum's ****ing flatviewers.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Odd when you think about it though.
Lemmy: Dead
Bowie: Dead
Prince: Dead
Morrissey: Still Ill

Lemmy died last year

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

I doubt it. She's got far better taste.

Did I ever mention my dad gets mistaken for Corbyn when he's out and about on his bike?

[barrybueno]

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