I know it's wrong but I sort of miss dirty Leeds.

[Sir C]

Bowyer and Kewell and Viduka. That dirty Leeds. They were good to watch. David O'Leary's babies, I suppose.

[TheCurly]

I was at Elland Road a few years back when they were in,like,division 6 or something.Had 35,000 there and all hateful coonts to a man/woman/child.Yer man Mr Grimsdale ruined thon club.

[The Jorge]

It's still there, mate. I'll pass it on next time I'm going by.

I think I got the slaughters on here for saying the same thing but every good story needs a proper villain and they're quite the bad guy. It's even worse as an away fan when they make you walk through that tunnell by the ground after leaving the coach. I think 92/93 was my first trip there, my first away outside London too. All sorts were thrown at us that day.

[Sir C]

It's still there, mate. I'll pass it on next time I'm going by.

I think I got the slaughters on here for saying the same thing but every good story needs a proper villain and they're quite the bad guy. It's even worse as an away fan when they make you walk through that tunnell by the ground after leaving the coach. I think 92/93 was my first trip there, my first away outside London too. All sorts were thrown at us that day.

I'm going to have a cheeky week in the Lakes in June, so I'll probably bump into you.

[The Jorge]

A cheeky what in the Lakes?

Youre more than welcome to drop by th Independent Socialist Republik of Jorge along the way if you'd like a decent cuppa, a bacon sarnie or a fill up of your flasks. All you have to do is ask, we're the doorbell that plays the Red Flag.

[Ash]

I think I got the slaughters on here for saying the same thing but every good story needs a proper villain and they're quite the bad guy.

I think that between them the likes of your Stokes and your Chelseas getting have been getting in and around the villainy role with some aplomb.

[The Jorge]

Stoke arent an edifice though, you want a northern once-city club ideally. Not a one-small-town-in-general-conurbation-of-mystifyingly-grim-nondescript-****holes-in-the-midlands club.

If you ask me, anyway.

Granted, the new version of the football bad-guy is the owned-by-a-knock-off-bond-villain-who-is-rich-as-croesus teams and for that City, Chelsea and - though slightly more suave, more of a Scaramanga, I guess - PSG are very much new kids on said block.