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Fash
04-19-2016, 10:16 AM
are a little off, A bit strange looking.

Jake
04-19-2016, 10:20 AM
A chap from my school is on it from the year above.

"Jacob", obviously.

Fash
04-19-2016, 10:23 AM
Is he the one with spongy hair? If I had not met Monty I would thought he looked like him.

Burney
04-19-2016, 10:23 AM
are a little off, A bit strange looking.

I know what you mean. There's a bloke from a middle eastern background whose hairline starts just above his nose.

Mind you, I still don't know how this useless tosser got through. :rolleyes:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03qykxd

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 10:26 AM
Where did you go again, was it QK or something?

Burney
04-19-2016, 10:30 AM
Is he the one with spongy hair? If I had not met Monty I would thought he looked like him.

That's the fella. He looks like a werewolf, whereas Monty looks like this

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Sir C
04-19-2016, 10:33 AM
are a little off, A bit strange looking.

They're all leaving an indelible blank on my mind.

To think, back in the day we had Tomasina with her cheeky gap-toothed grin, we had little Ping with the whole Asian thing going on, we had that irritating beardy New Zealander whose restaurant failed... now, nothing of interest at all :(

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 10:34 AM
A friend of mine set up some dating site profiles using the mugshots of well known serial killers. Sutcliffe came out on top, which I imagine was a hammer blow to some of the competition.

Jake
04-19-2016, 10:35 AM
Lol, don't insult me. I don't look like an extra from N-Dubz.

UCS, Hampstead. Obviously.

Jake
04-19-2016, 10:36 AM
Agreed. I sporadically watch at best now.

Last years winner was so non-descript that his name was Simon Wood.

I know 2 other Simon Wood's.

reg
04-19-2016, 10:39 AM
That's the fella. He looks like a werewolf, whereas Monty looks like this

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Very harsh, imo

https://49.media.tumblr.com/df943cd70a28c90c8e2bf5238989aa53/tumblr_neenjgM1wF1r24ng9o1_500.gif

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 10:39 AM
Hah, that poncey, even for Hampstead. I was knocking off a girl in the sixth form when I was at school but the trudge over the heath began to wear on me.

Burney
04-19-2016, 10:44 AM
They're all leaving an indelible blank on my mind.

To think, back in the day we had Tomasina with her cheeky gap-toothed grin, we had little Ping with the whole Asian thing going on, we had that irritating beardy New Zealander whose restaurant failed... now, nothing of interest at all :(

I very rarely like the ones who actually win, though. The blokes seem almost invariably to be ****s and some of the women aren't much better.

I liked Ping.

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I also liked this one, who seems to have disappeared without trace.

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Jake
04-19-2016, 10:46 AM
What, from QK? Ew.

Sir C
04-19-2016, 10:46 AM
Ping was lovely indeed, if no Helen.

That Cockernee one was a bit... common.

I also liked this one, who seems to have disappeared without trace.

Jake
04-19-2016, 10:49 AM
natter-lee innit

Burney
04-19-2016, 10:50 AM
A friend of mine set up some dating site profiles using the mugshots of well known serial killers. Sutcliffe came out on top, which I imagine was a hammer blow to some of the competition.

He was quite a handsome chap, actually. The Phwoar-kshire Ripper, you might say.

Sir C
04-19-2016, 10:51 AM
Wasn't she from Bromley-By-Bow? I hate Bromley-By-Bow. It's where the bus top my school used to end up.

Sir C
04-19-2016, 10:52 AM
Has your pusseh reappeared?

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 10:56 AM
Nice, though I'm cross nobody picked up on the "hammer blow" line.

Burney
04-19-2016, 10:57 AM
Has your pusseh reappeared?

He has. He's much bolder now and scampering around the place very cutely.

Burney
04-19-2016, 10:59 AM
Nice, though I'm cross nobody picked up on the "hammer blow" line.

I got it, j.

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 11:03 AM
I got it, j.

Well that's even worserer

Ash
04-19-2016, 01:00 PM
Wasn't she from Bromley-By-Bow? I hate Bromley-By-Bow. It's where the bus top my school used to end up.

I have had breakfast in Bromley-by-Bow.

Where did your bus cross the river? On the Woolwich ferry? Unless it was a single-decker bus, or there is also a Bromley-by Bow SOTR? After all, both East and South have places called Plaistow near places called Bromley. Funny, that.

Sir C
04-19-2016, 01:02 PM
I have had breakfast in Bromley-by-Bow.

Where did your bus cross the river? On the Woolwich ferry? Unless it was a single-decker bus, or there is also a Bromley-by Bow SOTR? After all, both East and South have places called Plaistow near places called Bromley. Funny, that.

It was a single decker. Actually it was the bus that took me to the bus stop whence I caught the bus to school. It was a 108B.

Ash
04-19-2016, 01:11 PM
It was a single decker. Actually it was the bus that took me to the bus stop whence I caught the bus to school. It was a 108B.
God bless the internet

http://www.londonbuses.co.uk/bus-photos/101-120/108b_SMS151-jp.jpg

http://www.londonbuses.co.uk/routes/108b.html
Though he seems to have omitted your version of the route from his history. Perhaps you could put him straight so that he can update his records. :thumbup:

Sir C
04-19-2016, 01:16 PM
God bless the internet

http://www.londonbuses.co.uk/bus-photos/101-120/108b_SMS151-jp.jpg

http://www.londonbuses.co.uk/routes/108b.html
Though he seems to have omitted your version of the route from his history. Perhaps you could put him straight so that he can update his records. :thumbup:

How bizarre! I got it from the Rochester Way at Kidbrooke, then got off at Shooter's Hill Road, whence it headed off through the pipe. Then I got a 192 from Shooter's Hill Road to Belmont Hill, Lewisham.

Sir C
04-19-2016, 01:18 PM
God bless the internet

http://www.londonbuses.co.uk/bus-photos/101-120/108b_SMS151-jp.jpg

http://www.londonbuses.co.uk/routes/108b.html
Though he seems to have omitted your version of the route from his history. Perhaps you could put him straight so that he can update his records. :thumbup:

Here's the route map for the 192, but look at the top left corner, by the arrow pointing towards the Blackwall Tunnel, it says 108B!

http://www.londonbuses.co.uk/maps/_1964-maps/192-64.jpg

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 01:22 PM
The 108b stopping at Here be Dragons, More Dragons, ****ed if I know and Your Guess is as Good as Mine It's South London After All.

Sir C
04-19-2016, 01:25 PM
The 108b stopping at Here be Dragons, More Dragons, ****ed if I know and Your Guess is as Good as Mine It's South London After All.

Islington, Lewisham :shrug: They're all just 'burbs.

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 01:29 PM
Islington, Lewisham :shrug: They're all just 'burbs.

Islington, a burb? How very dare you!

Pokster
04-19-2016, 01:34 PM
That's the fella. He looks like a werewolf, whereas Monty looks like this

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Monty looks like the Yorkshire ripper! :yikes:

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 01:36 PM
The Yorkshire Kippah?


Monty looks like the Yorkshire ripper! :yikes:

Ash
04-19-2016, 01:37 PM
Here's the route map for the 192, but look at the top left corner, by the arrow pointing towards the Blackwall Tunnel, it says 108B!

http://www.londonbuses.co.uk/maps/_1964-maps/192-64.jpg

And your 192 went to Plumstead! You could have stayed on it and visited my nan for a cup of tea and slice of Angel Cake!

Sir C
04-19-2016, 01:39 PM
And your 192 went to Plumstead! You could have stayed on it and visited my nan for a cup of tea and slice of Angel Cake!

She wouldn't have had cake when I was going to school. The rationing, you see.

Burney
04-19-2016, 01:39 PM
The Yorkshire Kippah?

Not bad :nod:

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 01:41 PM
Not bad :nod:

Thank you, I do try

Ash
04-19-2016, 01:42 PM
Islington, Lewisham :shrug: They're all just 'burbs.

When my nan moved from Islington to Lewisham in the 30s it was get out into the fresh air of Kent.

Ash
04-19-2016, 01:43 PM
The 108b stopping at Here be Dragons, More Dragons, ****ed if I know and Your Guess is as Good as Mine It's South London After All.

... stopping at Here be Dragons, More Dragons, ****ed if I know and Woolwich Arsenal.

Sir C
04-19-2016, 01:45 PM
When my nan moved from Islington to Lewisham in the 30s it was get out into the fresh air of Kent.

THIS Lewisham in the 1930s?

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Ash
04-19-2016, 02:19 PM
THIS Lewisham in the 1930s?

Relative to to the industry in and around The Cally and Kings Cross, you understand. The site hosting that fine 1939 photograph describes it thus: "By this time Lewisham was a respectable and mature suburb and this view is evidence of the High Street's commercial success."

I think my nan moved there quite a bit earlier in the decade, if not at the end of the 20's. Given how London grew in the inter-war period, with the dash to the new suburbs, 10 years or so might have made a difference.

The Jorge
04-19-2016, 02:25 PM
Relative to to the industry in and around The Cally and Kings Cross"

Brasses, spivs and tanneries?

Ash
04-19-2016, 02:40 PM
Brasses, spivs and tanneries?

Belle Isle and Battle Bridge were industrial areas.