That little **** on University Challenge last night makes me so angry I could ****.

[Sir C]

Smug little ****er.

[Burney]

Smug little ****er.

Could you be more specific?

[The Jorge]

Mind you, the bird was rather fit. In that go-like-a-khazi-door-in-a-typhoon and we-both-know-this-is-just-to-piss-off-my-parents-so-enjoy-the-sex way.

:memories:

Also, Marcus the Satay was clearly the smuggest man in the building, some achievement

[IUFG]

She was such a dreary ****er. Dressed like it was 1976.

Powell, on the other hand, needs to understand that single-handedly winning University Challenge is unlikely to get himself laid and he needs to get out more.

Knowing 16th century German religious figures is hardly going to make him have a chocolate dick

[The Jorge]

The boy's a junior Gove.

Essentially the best he can hope for is to be an almost universally despised minor cabinet member who gets bullied by Jacob Rees-Mogg.