I just met Boris in a cafe in Mill Hill!

[Monty92]

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I bantered him off about the referendum. He squirmed a bit, then I felt bad as I'm considering voting Out :-(

[Sir C]

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I bantered him off about the referendum. He squirmed a bit, then I felt bad as I'm considering voting Out :-(

What did he order?

[Jake]

Rafa Honingstein begfriend.

[Monty92]

What did he order?

Nothing. He handed out some "Vote Zach" leaflets, mumbled something in my face about "Taking back our sovereignty or...errrr... things will get worse and worse" got selfies taken with lots of wet-knickered Jewish grandmothers, then ****ed off.

[Sir C]

Nothing. He handed out some "Vote Zach" leaflets, mumbled something in my face about "Taking back our sovereignty or...errrr... things will get worse and worse" got selfies taken with lots of wet-knickered Jewish grandmothers, then ****ed off.

Daft *******.

You, not him.

[Burney]

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I bantered him off about the referendum. He squirmed a bit, then I felt bad as I'm considering voting Out :-(

Pah. I once had to ask him to get out of my way as he was blocking the entrance to a restaurant in Soho to which I was attempting to gain ingress. He looked at me grumpily as he was on the phone, but one look at my steely demeanour and he quickly backed down.

[Monty92]

Daft *******.

You, not him.

It's made me sorry for these people for having to meet the general public. I mean, I'm pretty inoffensive. I don't smell, I dress ok, I'm not a *complete* cretin. And I don't even dislike the man himself. Yet even I couldn't help be a bit of a nob to him. Imagine what he has to put up with from the average punter on the street?

[Monty92]

Pah. I once had to ask him to get out of my way as he was blocking the entrance to a restaurant in Soho to which I was attempting to gain ingress. He looked at me grumpily as he was on the phone, but one look at my steely demeanour and he quickly backed down.

He leaned in really close to my face (closer than the photo shows) and virtually whispered his answer. I think he was nervous as TV crew were filming us and he wasn't there to talk about Europe.

[Burney]

It's made me sorry for these people for having to meet the general public. I mean, I'm pretty inoffensive. I don't smell, I dress ok, I'm not a *complete* cretin. And I don't even dislike the man himself. Yet even I couldn't help be a bit of a nob to him. Imagine what he has to put up with from the average punter on the street?

You look as though you might smell. When did you last shave, ffs? :-(

[Monty92]

You look as though you might smell. When did you last shave, ffs? :-(

I have trendy facial hair, but it's laced with irony, I promise.

I briefly considered ruffling his hair in a jovial fashion, but I figured I'd probably get *******ed by the two police officers present. Kinda wish I had now.

[Ash]

Pah. I once had to ask him to get out of my way as he was blocking the entrance to a restaurant in Soho to which I was attempting to gain ingress. He looked at me grumpily as he was on the phone, but one look at my steely demeanour and he quickly backed down.

I think he wrote about that in the Spectator once. Something about being threatened by some ghastly Irish-looking yob while trying to go about his business.

[The Jorge]

You should hear what I called a leafletting Tory yesterday. Mind you, who'd stick a leaflet through a bruck up door?

Just sums them up typical Tories

[Burney]

I have trendy facial hair, but it's laced with irony, I promise.

I briefly considered ruffling his hair in a jovial fashion, but I figured I'd probably get *******ed by the two police officers present. Kinda wish I had now.


There's nothing trendy about looking like the Yorkshire Ripper, m

[Sir C]

I have trendy facial hair, but it's laced with irony, I promise.

I briefly considered ruffling his hair in a jovial fashion, but I figured I'd probably get *******ed by the two police officers present. Kinda wish I had now.

Get a shave, you scruffy *******.

Did you know John Lennon was a crypto-jew?

[Burney]

You should hear what I called a leafletting Tory yesterday. Mind you, who'd stick a leaflet through a bruck up door?

Just sums them up typical Tories

Yeah, but it was probably Romanians or Kosovans who broke in, j. And where are Romanians from? Europe. QE ****ing D

Send the buggers back.

[Burney]

Get a shave, you scruffy *******.

Did you know John Lennon was a crypto-jew?


I can't get his ***** out of my head :-(

[Monty92]

Yeah, but it was probably Romanians or Kosovans who broke in, j. And where are Romanians from? Europe. QE ****ing D

Send the buggers back.

It was a Romanian that wrote of my car, too.

[The Jorge]

Send the buggers back.

Nah it'll be one of the skagheads from the estate. Close the bloody bridge across the river, that's what I say!

[Burney]

Nah it'll be one of the skagheads from the estate

It's not their fault, j. They are merely the victims of Thatcher.

[The Jorge]

We're all victims of Thatcher, b

[Burney]

It was a Romanian that wrote of my car, too.

What did he write of your car?

[Ears are alight]

Only one Boris with whom it would be worth reporting a meeting imo...23

[The Jorge]

:bow: Did he order the flying toast?