****ing brilliant the ****ing bleeper is turned off I'm over the ****ing moon ****

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

**** *******s, Cameron is a ****er, Corbyn is a donkey ****er......

[The Jorge]

Corbyn is a donkey ****er......

Bit harsh on Dianne Abbot

[Sir C]

Bit harsh on Dianne Abbot

Bit harsh on the donkey, I'd have said.

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

Bit harsh on the donkey, I'd have said.

Aye, but most donkeys are already in the Tory party

[Burney]

Bit harsh on the donkey, I'd have said.

Shagging Dianne Abbot is one thing. We've all made grievous errors in this regard and let he who is without sin, etc, after all. However, the business whereby he was shagging her and wanted to show off about it to his friends is simply baffling. If I'd ever slung it up Dianne Abbot, discretion would be my ****ing watchword on the subject. Discretion to the point of outright denial if need be.