View Full Version : I've had severe chest pain for 24 hours now. It kept me awake most of the night.
Sir C
04-15-2016, 12:37 PM
Is it possible to have a 24 hour infarct? Or could it be acute angina? (And a lovely pair of tits.)
Burney
04-15-2016, 12:39 PM
You might have Titchmar****is.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3539653/Alan-Titchmarsh-airlifted-hospital-agony-eating-fish-chips-Easter-egg-Phillip-Schofield-Holly-Willoughby-funny-side.html
Is it possible to have a 24 hour infarct? Or could it be acute angina? (And a lovely pair of tits.)
I believe a heart attack is more akin to a huge tightening across the upper chest as opposed to actual 'pain' as you or I may know.
In this respect I think what you are experiencing is less serious.
Sir C
04-15-2016, 12:40 PM
You might have Titchmar****is.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3539653/Alan-Titchmarsh-airlifted-hospital-agony-eating-fish-chips-Easter-egg-Phillip-Schofield-Holly-Willoughby-funny-side.html
:hehe: It's definitely more in the heart area.
The Jorge
04-15-2016, 12:41 PM
Is it possible to have a 24 hour infarct? Or could it be acute angina? (And a lovely pair of tits.)
It's the three grams of chang and the guilt over your illicit congress with the ladyboy in the window
Sir C
04-15-2016, 12:41 PM
I believe a heart attack is more akin to a huge tightening across the upper chest as opposed to actual 'pain' as you or I may know.
In this respect I think what you are experiencing is less serious.
ty sw. You have put my mind to rest.
The Jorge
04-15-2016, 12:41 PM
It's the three grams of chang and the guilt over your illicit congress with the ladyboy in the window
Oh **** it, I'm getting confused now. All the negativity is creeping into my pores!
Burney
04-15-2016, 12:42 PM
:hehe: It's definitely more in the heart area.
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/chest-pain/Pages/Introduction.aspx
Burney
04-15-2016, 12:43 PM
ty sw. You have put my mind to rest.
You might be having a panic attack.
Sir C
04-15-2016, 12:44 PM
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/chest-pain/Pages/Introduction.aspx
Blimey heck, I've got everything except the bad cancer.
Sir C
04-15-2016, 12:45 PM
It's the three grams of chang and the guilt over your illicit congress with the ladyboy in the window
I'm clean, man. Other than the ladyboy action, naturally.
Sir C
04-15-2016, 12:45 PM
You might be having a panic attack.
A 24 hour panic attack? Even I'm not that anxious.
Burney
04-15-2016, 12:46 PM
Blimey heck, I've got everything except the bad cancer.
Having you been sweating and vomiting?
You might be having a panic attack.
Why not just come straight out and call him a homo?
Sir C
04-15-2016, 12:48 PM
Having you been sweating and vomiting?
Not noticeably more so than usual.
Viva Prat Vegas
04-15-2016, 12:50 PM
Ask your NHS Doctor to prescribe you an overseas break to aid your recovery and reduce the risk of a heart fatality.
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