I've had severe chest pain for 24 hours now. It kept me awake most of the night.

[Sir C]

Is it possible to have a 24 hour infarct? Or could it be acute angina? (And a lovely pair of tits.)

[Burney]

You might have Titchmar****is.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3539653/Alan-Titchmarsh-airlifted-hospital-agony-eating-fish-chips-Easter-egg-Phillip-Schofield-Holly-Willoughby-funny-side.html

[SWv2]

Is it possible to have a 24 hour infarct? Or could it be acute angina? (And a lovely pair of tits.)

I believe a heart attack is more akin to a huge tightening across the upper chest as opposed to actual 'pain' as you or I may know.

In this respect I think what you are experiencing is less serious.

[Sir C]

You might have Titchmar****is.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3539653/Alan-Titchmarsh-airlifted-hospital-agony-eating-fish-chips-Easter-egg-Phillip-Schofield-Holly-Willoughby-funny-side.html

:hehe: It's definitely more in the heart area.

[The Jorge]

Is it possible to have a 24 hour infarct? Or could it be acute angina? (And a lovely pair of tits.)

It's the three grams of chang and the guilt over your illicit congress with the ladyboy in the window

[Sir C]

I believe a heart attack is more akin to a huge tightening across the upper chest as opposed to actual 'pain' as you or I may know.

In this respect I think what you are experiencing is less serious.

ty sw. You have put my mind to rest.

[The Jorge]

It's the three grams of chang and the guilt over your illicit congress with the ladyboy in the window

Oh **** it, I'm getting confused now. All the negativity is creeping into my pores!

[Burney]

:hehe: It's definitely more in the heart area.

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/chest-pain/Pages/Introduction.aspx

[Burney]

ty sw. You have put my mind to rest.

You might be having a panic attack.

[Sir C]

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/chest-pain/Pages/Introduction.aspx

Blimey heck, I've got everything except the bad cancer.

[Sir C]

It's the three grams of chang and the guilt over your illicit congress with the ladyboy in the window

I'm clean, man. Other than the ladyboy action, naturally.

[Sir C]

You might be having a panic attack.

A 24 hour panic attack? Even I'm not that anxious.

[Burney]

Blimey heck, I've got everything except the bad cancer.

Having you been sweating and vomiting?

[SWv2]

You might be having a panic attack.

Why not just come straight out and call him a homo?

[Sir C]

Having you been sweating and vomiting?

Not noticeably more so than usual.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Ask your NHS Doctor to prescribe you an overseas break to aid your recovery and reduce the risk of a heart fatality.