Some cund just drove into the other side of the Jag

[The Jorge]

I'm disconsolate, awimb.

[Sir C]

How old is it now, j? You're probably better off binning it and leasing a new one on the business. Much more tax advantageous. You can even stick it on the books as a pool car and avoid paying company car tax.

[Rich]

How old is it now, j? You're probably better off binning it and leasing a new one on the business. Much more tax advantageous. You can even stick it on the books as a pool car and avoid paying company car tax.

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Bloody ten characters!

[The Jorge]

I rather like the old girl too. She's 12 years old now but it's a lovely model, 3L R Turbo, very rare

[Sir C]

I rather like the old girl too. She's 12 years old now but it's a lovely model, 3L R Turbo, very rare

BMW, Mercedes and Lexus are doing some cracking deals at the moment; they're engaged in a bit of a price war for business customers.

[The Jorge]

I like her just fine, I see no need for a prostitute

[Sir C]

I like her just fine, I see no need for a prostitute

There are some really, really good cars out there, j. Apart from anything else, a modern D segment car will probably have CO2 emissions about 50% lower than your old Jag.

Why do you hate the environment, j?

Why do you wish to see car workers redundant and on the streets, j?

I am disappoint.

[The Jorge]

We fell in love over a test drive and I paid cash for her then and there, if that's not romance I dont know what is.

[Sir C]

We fell in love over a test drive and I paid cash for her then and there, if that's not romance I dont know what is.

I'm sure it was the same with the current Mrs Jorge, j. But as we know, tempus fugit, and a younger, more efficient model becomes an inevitability.

[SWv2]

I'm disconsolate, awimb.

Referencing "the other side" made me think somebody had already smacked into one side. I trust not.

Let's just hope they were insured.

:monty:

[Burney]

Yes, but the issue may be cultural. After all, I believe that in Jorge's part of the world, being inside something that's British and 12 years old is quite fashionable.

[Sir C]

Yes, but the issue may be cultural. After all, I believe that in Jorge's part of the world, being inside something that's British and 12 years old is quite fashionable.

:clap: Oh bravo, nicely slotted away.

Did you have any krokets, did you did you? :(

[The Jorge]

She was a lovely woman, actually. Well, apart from the fact she thought she could get in the parking space whilst I was reversing out of it.

Double barrelled name, london refugee type, you know the sort.

The other side got a smack a month or so back, invisible bollard job.

[Burney]

I had a broodje kroket at the airport. With mustard.

[The Jorge]

:shakehead:

[Sir C]

I had a broodje kroket at the airport. With mustard.

:cry: :jealous:

[Pat Vegas]

:-( I nearly had a crash the other day.

Funnily enough the car in front was my dad driving :hehe:

[PSRB]

Yes, but the issue may be cultural. After all, I believe that in Jorge's part of the world, being inside something that's British and 12 years old is quite fashionable.

:hehe: very good, b

[Pokster]

Obviously you will claim for whiplash and then bore us all to death for weeks on end about this

[Pat Vegas]

It's funny when I bought the new Fiat. I had already decided to get it before I even stepped in it.
One of the larger purchases made in my life but the amount of actual thinking time to think it through was minimal.

I spent more time considering what pair of trainers to buy.

[The Jorge]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4820789/minor-women-s-whiplash-o.gif

[The Jorge]

:daddriving:

[Pat Vegas]

I was following him like a cop as we've been moving stuff from house to house. He loves a sharp break now and again.

I hate following people as you concentrate on their car and not all the other important stuff :)

[SWv2]

I spent more time considering what pair of trainers to buy.

Talk to me Pat.

[Pat Vegas]

I bought these in the end. hold on bloody photos not working.

http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/g/YyYAAOSwKtlWiqbn/s-l140.jpg

[SWv2]

Nike McEnroes?

[Ash]

I bought these in the end. hold on bloody photos not working.

http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/images/g/YyYAAOSwKtlWiqbn/s-l140.jpg

Nike McEnroes?

[Ash]

Nike McEnroes?

I believe this may be the new board's first authentic :williams:

[SWv2]

I believe this may be the new board's first authentic :williams:

:nono:

Legitimate question. Are the shoes purchased by Fash in fact Nike McEnroes.

[Pat Vegas]

No but similar. They are Nike Court Majestic.