awimb reduced to cricket talk and f**k all else

[Classic Jorge]

manful effort from Herbs to bring it back to your mum jokes and sodomy, mind.

[redgunamo]

:-|

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I pointed out to him that my mum was in fact his nana who in fact was dead and that the joke was not necessarily one he should keep in his repertoire.

He cried a little.

Safe to say I handled that one well.

[Classic Jorge]

End of f**king days or what?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Diplomat of the Year awards. I fear I may have made some frankly racist comments when the Mexican ambassador collected his award.

This morning I found a bill for two dry martinis (one gin, olive, the other vodka, twist) from Artesian at The Langham. 36 quid :-(

Later, there were boobies.

[Classic Jorge]

He'll remember the taste of those salty tears next time he tries

[Classic Jorge]

Excellent work on the Martinis, though lord knows why anyone bothers with Vodka. It's only due to Bond's sponsorship with Smirnoff that they are popular.

Textbook boobies, mind

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mean, a drink and a snack. You can't beat that.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Perhaps Peanut & Pickle. Yours is around the same age as mine so perhaps aware of this show, hopefully not.

It has plumbed a new depth of complete bizarreness making your run of the mill Adventure Time, Regular Show, Uncle Grandpa etc appear like Blue Peter in comparison.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

You don't want to leer, but at the same time just smiling politely looks even weirder.