Of course the best egg is the poached egg. But you knew that, right?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/sites/default/files/recipe_images/recipe-image-legacy-id--857451_10.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

Though I find your little pods from lakeland are the optimum way of cooking them. None of this swirling around vinegary water like some sort of c**t.

http://img.youtube.com/vi/pAWduxoCgVk/maxresdefault.jpg

[Jake]

These are the real deal, as shown by their spermy trails:

http://whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/PoachEgg2.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The secret is to visit the local farm in your bucolic idyll and purchase some eggs which were laid no longer than 48 hours ago.

You will achieve perfect poached eggs every time, and at the same time help support your local peasant community :cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The freshness of the egg is all.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

You've posted a picture of a massive c**t.

[Jake]

[Ashberto]

http://ktcityfarm.org.uk/

[Jake]

Fraud.

[Classic Jorge]

I've spent most of the day posting screenshots of design bugs on different browsers :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.bhwt.org.uk/rehome-some-hens/

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're so very loving.

[Classic Jorge]

If anything, taking the eggs are just adding insult to injury

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have you ever had your fingers up a chicken's vent?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And for that reason alone I make you wrong.

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Ashberto]

and the roaming company of local cats?

[Jake]

Is what she said.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The rest is a bit sub-optimal, to be honest.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I won't be as rude as to insult her.

http://www.furleypage.co.uk/personal/family-law/divorce-and- financial-issues/ (http://www.furleypage.co.uk/personal/family-law/divorce-and-financial-issues/)

[eastgermanautos]

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