Any been on The Fry Up police? It's v AWIMB.

[Jake]

https://www.facebook.com/fryuppolice/photos/a.68979630775734 3.1073741833.663388837064757/897315683672070/?type=3&the ater (https://www.facebook.com/fryuppolice/photos/a.689796307757343.1073741833.663388837064757/897315683672070/?type=3&theater)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One f**king egg? Benders.

[Ashberto]

"Minor criticism - more distance between the eggs and the beans. You may want to mix them, but you want that to be your decision - use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nitpicking. On the whole, a very good effort - 7 on 10"

[Ashberto]

That's basically rule one of breakfast club.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"Beans in the shape of South America? What a c**t. Probably an Argie sympathiser, and what the f**k are those two things under the tomato? They look like two scurf and pus pasties Eric Pickles has sat on. Come to that what is the f**king tomato doing there anyway when there is only one egg? Man up you f**king poo denter."

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I like them cooked to the extent where the edges go almost crispy.

This I find essential to the experience.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Why bother otherwise?

[Classic Jorge]

I find a ceramic frying pan with some decent oil works best

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/cuisine/european/english/ fried-eggs.html (http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/cuisine/european/english/fried-eggs.html)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Allows you to spoon oil onto the upper surface of the egg. For this I recommend a spoon.

I use Donegal Rapeseed Oil, the healthy alternative as oils go.

[Jake]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

That was the hidden question wasn’t it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's a glint in her eye, the dirty, dirty mare.

http://www.tvcream.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/delia.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Like a poof's guide on how to cook an egg.

[Ashberto]

[Jake]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Don't ever come round my manor telling me how to make mashed potato.




Pal.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Here you go:

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[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Ashberto]

[Luis Anaconda]

[CrossGun]

[barrybueno]

I know no-one will ever see this :-(