Talking of dwarves, I was reading about this little fellow the other day

[Berni]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Anthonis_van_Dyck_013.jpg/220px-Anthonis_van_Dyck_013.jpg

He was the dwarf of Charles II's wife, but ended up in a duel with some courtier who'd taken the piss out of his height. Said courtier treated the duel as a joke, turned up with a water pistol, upon which our tiny chum promptly shot him in the head. :hehe:

He was banished from court, but was then ca[ptured by Barbary pirates and enslaved for 25 years, during which time he was regularly sodomised by his captors, but the curious thing was that this caused him to almost double his height.

Surely there's a film in that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Hudson

[Classic Jorge]

Also, it throws Tom Cruise's stature into question

[Berni]

Although 25 Years of sodomy might get a bit wearisome for the viewer. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Bloody unsporting, I reckon. Pick on someone your own size, ffs!

[Snin]

[Berni]

to look big on a dwarf, isn't it? But I'm pretty sure their cocks are nothing special overall.

[Classic Jorge]

If it's a choice between a **** or another man's hairy arsehole I know what I'd choose.

Fine if you're a bufty, more power to you and all that, but if you're a straight dude considering a bit of forced sodomy to relieve your frustration you want to have a look at yourself.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

it can be your wifes hairy arsehole

[Berni]

Something to do with all those moustaches, I suspect.

[Classic Jorge]

I really meant more the forcible prison/army/long-time-at-sea buggery though.

Not for me, clive.

[Snin]

they probably just assume that some one laid on pick and mix hors d'oeuvres

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

we not bent though

[Berni]

It seems extraordinary that at no point did anyone worry that a sport that involved everyone wearing leather, covering themselves in oil and putting their hands down each other's trousers might seem a bit gay.

https://secure.static.tumblr.com/402edbafc411501c83867563fb5e952d/5s53jgf/ckLn738fo/tumblr_static_8v5s0kxynwg04c4g40gocg0wc_640_v2.jpg

[Berni]

[Jake]

[Berni]

It's got everything: dwarves, sex, violence, pirates, bumming-induced growth spurts - the lot.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Jake]

Brilliant.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

They exist.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

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