So despite being fully comp I don't even get a c**ting hire car. I must say, the procedure for

[Monty91]

sorting everything out when you've had a car accident is staggerly convoluted and utterly non-joined up.

I've counted 8 separate companies - Breakdown, insurers, underwriters, salvage firms, repair firms, solicioters - who have contacted me regarding one thing or another. It's mental

[Classic Jorge]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4820789/minor-women-s-whiplash-o.gif

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Seriously, the death of a parent is the most complicated thing on earth to deal with. It's a nightmare.

[Snin]

grasping cnut

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And then there was the hangover on day 2.

[Snin]

i just had to turn up at funeral in scotland..that was it..oh and ignore the will

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

HMRC :-(

[Berni]

[Pokster]

included legal costs, courtesy car etc... serves you right imo

[Jake]

Should I be heavily pressurising, "just in case"?

[Classic Jorge]

He got 30 large out of the bent f**ker, it's a fair trade off

[Brentwood]

I put the claim in correctly, but my premium went up because I was deemed to be higher risk. Presumably because I could have been hit by someone scummy who wouldn't have owned up to it and may be in the future. Bunch of ****

I've never ever claimed on any sort of insurance and been entirely happy with the outcome

[Pokster]

[Monty91]

applicable in the event of your car being a write-off :-(

[Classic Jorge]

****ty and complex if you have siblings though.

Nobody's left me anything beyond a soverign ring and some recliner chairs though :cry:

[Classic Jorge]

Had to basically rebuild the f**ker from scratch

[Monty91]

I assume because of a greater number of accidents and car thefts in the area I moved to.

[Classic Jorge]

Honestly, between you and farsh I feel like I own three cars.

Two of which I feel are perhaps too gay for me to be seen dead driving.

[Jake]

Will I have to fight her for the good stuff?

[Brentwood]

I stumbled across him on Twitter the other day. Looks like he is fighting the exact same battles, just with many many more people :hehe:

[Monty91]

My girlfriend doesn't understand me, you see.

She's Latvian.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I never realised until now that the death of my beloved parents was such a great thing.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[2 Strikers?]

man the f**k up, be grateful you're not seriously hurt and get on with it, whatever 'it' is for you.

n.b. if you are claiming against the fellow that hit you hire a car independently and keep the receipts to add to your claim.

[Monty91]

I can't think of a possible reason for his absence that would do anything other than fill me with joy

[Berni]

:hehe: You know very well that isn't what I meant

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're obsessed, man. Not every subject in the world is an opportunity for you to spout your bilious, 5th form politics.

Leave me alone.

[Snin]

if you turn left and walk 100 meters up the road is the nearest bus stop, it should be about 5 minutes, heres some change for the ticket and I've packed you a nice little lunch..

now f**k off

[Berni]

people were more likely to be offensive to him. A sad thing, really.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

like an old blind man trying to fighting off a flock of birds attack..

[Berni]

[Monty91]

He offered literally nothing of any insight or interest.

But he compounded this fact with an unwarranted level of belligerence for such an empty vessel.

I sincerely hope he never returns.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not even a Meat Loaf clause.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

'autism awareness' stuff on facebook was staggering. I know modd hates it being suggested that he is on the spectrum but it has to be considered.

ZX Spectrum gags in 5..4..3..

[Snin]

posted with literally no irony Jeff...the lads either thicker than a plank or literally does not see the wood for the trees

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

'A Portrait of the Autist As A Young Man', if you will.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]