Anyway, lesbians. I know I'm not a great believer in them, but I can't be the only one to whom this

[Berni]

reads like people trying a bit too hard to convince you what a great, hedonistic time they're having without cock? It smacks of desperation.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/apr/07/dinah-le sbian-festival-women-palm-springs (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/apr/07/dinah-lesbian-festival-women-palm-springs)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

After about 3 days they'd be gagging for a touch of the old mansausage, surely?

[Berni]

[Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan]