I've justt heard that an old friend of mine has passed away. Died, as it were.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He was only 51. Palace fan. Very sweary fellow.

Makes you think.

[Berni]

I was just about to post about lesbians, but it wouldn't seem appropriate now. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He used to be an aircraft despatcher and recently became an inspector for HMRC. That's odd, so late in life, isn't it?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

Still, I wonder if at some point one starts chalking off one's dead contemporaries and taking consolation in having outlived them? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I suppose my circumstances were a little particular though.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He has no love for the elderly.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A false claim I should say.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not convinced he's reading it.

[Berni]

media after death?

[Snin]

being an aircraft dispatcher I'd say.. he was like an HMRC Le Carre figure... RIP etc.. just shows its best to keep on crackiing on imo.. I doubt he said he wish he'd had more mineral waters and nights in

[Snin]

thoguh maybe there is a voice long in option

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It must be like checking into a hotel, no? He'll be rifling the minibar and ordering a club sandwich, surely?

[Snin]

[Berni]

Have I just given a little too much away? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

Out for lunch with the wife and my parents the other day and a lady at an adjacent table received a text message informing her of the death of an, apparently, very dear relative or friend.

Scenes.

[Snin]

ah well the world keeps spinning i guess

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Will you lay him to rest in the garden? :-(

[IUFG]

lets hope no-one decides to dance naked around the coffin, etc ;-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[IUFG]

Assumption - dead muslamic bloke rogers them all and they become non-virgin wives.


Surrounded by 76 wives for eternity? I'm not really sure they have thought this one through, tbh

[Snin]

drink then a nice free meal out tonight ..plus the other one being super sweet so onwars n up :-)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Like a book of condolensces but for the ordinary man.

It should not just be celebrities or people who die as a result of a tragedy that get such books.

I will sign your book when you die.

[Ashberto]

Perhaps you could sue her for compensation.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're assuming I'm going first, I note.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Sir C. Sometimes English, sometimes Dutch. Died his hair. Always a *******s. RIP.

Naturally I would use your real name to make it more personal in case your family read it as I would not want to cause offence.

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

go at any moment leaving him a lifeless vegetable ...:prey: