Monty, have you called Gary? Gary looks like a man who'd win your case

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.duhaime.org/Portals/duhaime/images/attorney%20billboards/billboard-nasty.jpg

Or, if Gary isnt your cup of tea, have you tried Pokster?

http://www.duhaime.org/Portals/duhaime/images/attorney%20billboards/billboard_bald.jpg

[Berni]

And rightly so, the avaricious little malingerer.

[Monty91]

:cloud9:

I reckon I can deal with being "shamed" for trying to claim back a small portion of what I may have to pay out through no fault of my own :rolleyes:

[Classic Jorge]

Though I'm not sure if you'll have to dance around a deaf-blind bloke in the nuddy.

[Berni]

What are 'fancy meats'. m? Do you mean charcuterie?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite fancy I am sure you will concur.

http://img2.thejournal.ie/inline/2235516/original/?width=630&version=2235516

[Monty91]

As supermarket grub goes, it's not half-bad. Better than your average gastro pub offering.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You don't need to buy ready meals. You are perfrectly capable of cooking real food. Why eat all those chemicals?

[Berni]

I mean look at this c**t

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/26/1411759658353_wps_36_billy_bear_jpg.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

That's right he is weeping

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fried chicken in petrol stations. Your one gift to civilised thought.

[Luis Anaconda]

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/fn2/travel/876/493/44733%20Smiles%20306x306.jpg?ve=1&tl=1

[Monty91]

an otherwise justifiably maligned food category.

I have a 2-year-old child. Sometimes it's handy to have a meal that can be nuked in 3 minutes, or shoved in the oven for 30 without any prep.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

some mind-control stuff put in there by soclailist Big Business to control hoi polloi and make them vote for Corbyn.

This is why your child is mental and hates you.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I do not work in the meat trade, processed or otherwise.

Quite often my kids will have asked me to purchase this stuff but with a name like Billy it is clearly protestant meat.

Standards etc.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

I’m taking him to Tayaabs on the weekend :cloud9:

[Ashberto]

And there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids.

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~MA01/otten/AnxiousTypes/gee2.JPG

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

This is almost as bad as the insurance fraud, m. :-(

[Monty91]

Jeff. Absolutely rammed with Indian families and their sprogs, day and night.

It’s so wonderfully chaotic in there, I reckon my kid could take a dump on the floor and no-one would notice.

[Snin]

wouldnt be coming back imo... gives them a bad name people like him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnlPZTBH5s

[Luis Anaconda]

[Snin]

window :banghead:1. why bother feeding them good Tom Kerridge food like that 2. its a pub 3. .. just dont imo

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The proper black dahl?

[Berni]

so much as he looks deflated. And he has a haunted look on his face.

[Ashberto]

http://www.soglos.com/Images/content/admin/01%20Home/home_gloucestershirewackyeventsguide_pigfaceday.jp g

[Ashberto]

Though withpout the mushrooms, in my case.
http://www.homesteadingfreedom.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/825/2015/03/egg-face.png

[Monty91]

My favourite Indian in London, hands down.

[Berni]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/743Y7IYFhJ4/maxresdefault.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's full of Allans, isn't it?

They hate you.

[Berni]

indulgent gob****e parents that bothers me.

Monty's son is going to **** on the floor, ffs! :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have always preferred pure, organic vegetable matter, like cocaine.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Imagine a meal without booze.

[Berni]

[Jake]

The sizzling lamb chops are their forte, v good.

Tends to get q raucous from Thursday onwards, will no doubt be ruined now Monty has read about it on Timeout and bring his snot along.

[Berni]

You can bring your own, but there's something rather grim about turning up to a restaurant with a shopping bag full of wine bottles I always think. I won't go there on principle.

[Berni]

would need a minimum of two bottles - probably three to be safe. If you then include womenfolk, you're basically walking in there clanking :-( And then there's the question of brandy and cocktails.

No. It won't do. :-(

[Monty91]

But yes, I wouldn’t take him to a restaurant at night for precisely that reason.

I’m gonna take him at midday when it will likely be empty.

[Jake]

Table service b.

[Berni]

[Jake]

On the other hand you get to choose the booze without the mark up.

Indian is beer game anyway, no place for wine.

[Berni]

[Jake]

No need - it's f**king heaving in there most evenings and it's huge. Bit of an institution and that.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Always ends up a shambles as you are 5-6 pints deep before going to the off licence where you massively over estimate how many you will need for the meal, and then the waiters are mad keen to keep giving you a new bottle as they need to keep the fridge ticking over for other customers.

Win win.

[Luis Anaconda]

It might be being stalked by Withnail that causes the haunted look though

[Snin]