Bet you'll all be glued to Arsenal tv tomorrow for the return of Jack and Tomas

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Berni]

Is it a sign of my age that I'm irritated that this means missing Gogglebox? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

that it finishes at 8:30.

Then my host reminded me that a mutual friend of ours has just opened a, ahem, Gentleman's Club close by, and that we are to pay him a visit afterwards.

:-(

[Berni]

I'm in Omsterdom next week for two nights. It will almost certainly be no fun at all :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Mmm, de Lekkerste!

https://cdn1.vtourist.com/19/6411906-FEBO_Typical_vending_machine_Amsterdam.jpg?version =2

[Berni]

Hopefully this time the bloody Dutch will refrain from thieving from me.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.hivietnam.net/vi/docs/2013/07/9-mon-an-duong-pho-ngon-nhat-the-gioi_7.jpg

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When the heat from the chips warms the sate sauce and the raw onions remain crunchy...oh, it's culinary magic.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It smells of peanuts, not ****e.

[Berni]

Majesty down by smearing myself with goo.

[barrybueno]

That's a sign of my age :-(