I'm currently the only man in the office. 4 women are now discussing childbirth horror stories.

[Berni]

I am seriously contemplating either f**king off or loudly discussing the consistency of my most recent bowel evacuations.

Women really are revolting sometimes, aren't they?

[Pat Vegas]

In my office who just did a fart :-(

It was so loud he couldn't hide it and keeps apologising.