Right. Time to break from the below thread for lunch anyone :fashwimb:

[IUFG]

Singapore noodles for me... :eat:

[Pat Vegas]

food poisoned rubber slice of pizza.

[Luis Anaconda]

Actually a couple of salad cream and mature english cheddar baps (Sod RIP). Well, actually, I'd finished those by about 10 so a couple of bananas and a can of coke

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Tayto.
Peanut Treats.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

*******s to peel.

[Classic Jorge]

one of them little rice pot things, and a banana

[Classic Jorge]

Tell me what else was in your food parzel from home

[Billy Goat Sverige]

How **** was The Walking Dead ending btw?

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

Reading as I could fit in my bag - including Roast Beef Yorkshire pudding meal :eat:

[Classic Jorge]

I quite enjoyed the walking dead mysefl but I would have loved to see glen's heid get properly caved in like it does in the comic, I was sort of expecting at least a bit of Casino-like eye-popping action.

I have to say, loving The Comedian as Neegan though

[Classic Jorge]

Personally I love a bit of aunt bessie but I'll be deported if I say it out loud.

Which, crucially, would mess up my Yorkshire supply

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's a very bad carrier bag from Ready Steady Cook.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Bit of a cop-out not showing the beating and trying to make it a cliffhanger.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was rank. :-(

[Berni]

On other days, it's been a Scotch egg - to which I'm strangely partial.

I've found my favourite pub in the world, btw. It is in Hertford, is the size of someone's front room, has wooden booths, a roaring log fire, the ale is kept beautifully and there is complete silence. The only comestibles available are pork pies and scotch eggs that are kept under a plastic cloche and are served with a dab of mustard. Women are allowed in, of course, but it isn't encouraged.

It's heaven :cloud9:

[IUFG]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

WELL IT DOES WHEN YOU'RE IN THERE ANYWAY! HASHTAGBANTZ!

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[IUFG]

knocks that Heinz **** into a cocked hat imo

[Berni]

http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/26/2675/Old_Cross_Tav ern/Hertford (http://www.beerintheevening.com/pubs/s/26/2675/Old_Cross_Tavern/Hertford)

[Luis Anaconda]

probably something to do with BSE

[IUFG]

the GLW is from Hertford.

We don't go there much.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

up to the nearby antique shop and spend too much money on objects.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I prefer a somewhat less desperate environment, but each to their own, and all that.

[Berni]

clientele to complete. How good is that?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps that was my mistake.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

http://media.salon.com/2015/06/rupert_murdoch5.jpg

[Berni]

You can really embrace your inner middle-aged man there. None of this trying to pretend we're ten years younger than we actually are ****. All that falls away and you are content.

It's the perfect place for a pipe smoker such as yourself.

[Berni]

It's copyright infringement.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is it anything like that?

[Berni]

gazing out of the window at the cold and the rain and rejoice at your warmth in your bones and the pint in your hand?

If so. Yes.

http://www.pubsgalore.co.uk/images/display/55001_55500/55450_e3bda5e46af42461c6f0379ba4958385.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It has beautiful waitresses wearing those clinging Chinese shift dresses with a big split up one leg, if that's any good?

[Snin]

https://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/__6zAvk1CTilxRLHHZSVeA/ls.jpg

https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/e0/2d/89/seating-outside-and-inside.jpg

[Berni]

pork pies and Scotch eggs, does it? I reckon you'd struggle to get a decent pint or a pork pie from your oriental bints, wouldn't you? Not like here.

https://c3.staticflickr.com/3/2002/5716891656_29da63e20e_z.jpg

Besides, they've probably all got dicks, anyway.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They've encapsulated all the charm of a council estate in one room.

[Berni]

and a fridge full of Belgian beers no-one ever drinks 'cos they're ****e.

[Ashberto]

The snobby spastics can f**k right off.