This place needs a Fash post. I am considering stopping smoking (for real this time)

[Pat Vegas]

As there is always one security bloke near the entrance who wants to have a chat every single time I go past.

I can't be arsed and don't want to hurt his feelings by ignoring him. It's got to the point where he says 'Alright mate?' and I just say the day of the week and sort of grin. 'Monday! :-

We've had a Monty post this is a Fash post.

[Classic Jorge]

You can vape at your desk without anyone knowing :nod:

[Pat Vegas]

Breathe out into my sleeve.