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Billy Goat Sverige
04-04-2016, 01:44 PM
wins in sport. The amount of people on facebook who've suddenly become West Indian :****er:

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 01:45 PM

Luis Anaconda
04-04-2016, 01:53 PM

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 01:55 PM
http://e1.365dm.com/09/09/496x259/MartinSamuel270909_2365768.jpg?20090927112033

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:03 PM
http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=4101 350&rid=173&S=cb051bd7b6febd745bbc7959c06b41f6 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=4101350&rid=173&S=cb051bd7b6febd745bbc7959c06b41f6)

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:05 PM
And I hardly think beating Germany constitutes success anyway, I mean england did it for f**k sake

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:07 PM
You’re English.

Luis Anaconda
04-04-2016, 02:08 PM
He's going to get reactionary now and call you a thick mick

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:09 PM
Genetically speaking I'm 25% spanish and 75% irish, mate.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:11 PM
why not do the decent thing and f**k off home?

Snin
04-04-2016, 02:11 PM
WD on passijg the becoming s real Swede test imo

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:12 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:13 PM
I would hate people to think that, naturally. War is over, we're all friends now.

You may have an Irish passport, you may indeed have a huge affection for this country and it’s people, it’s song, it’s poetry, it’s dance, it’s cuisine.

Still English mind you.

As Morrissey himself once sang.

Snin
04-04-2016, 02:13 PM
:-)

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:14 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:15 PM
country, not to constantly slag it off whilst in the company of locals? It is extremely rude behaviour.

We wouldn't go on the Shillelagh Rovers website and insult Ireland. You mkight extend us the same courtesy.

Thank you.

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:16 PM
I'd rather not be anything, which I guess is probably what I am, but I'll be supporting ireland anyway. I'm not pretending to be irish though.

And yes, Morrissey had it right, as he quite often does.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:16 PM
I often express some affection for the Netherlands, whence came my father and where I have spent some very happy times.

Ashberto
04-04-2016, 02:17 PM

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:17 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:18 PM
And I say that fully knowing that Giroud will be playing.

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:18 PM
Apart from to Tony Cascarino

Snin
04-04-2016, 02:18 PM
grow a pair..people cansay what they like as far as I know ? ( of course one can put them on a private list for when the time comes)

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:19 PM
Touched a nerve there I see.

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:19 PM
No matter how much you admire their bread and letters

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:19 PM
As my aul' granny would have said, "What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt?"

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:20 PM
The one up your arse.

Ashberto
04-04-2016, 02:20 PM
when Holland qualify. :-)

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:21 PM
I may also ask him not to be so rude.

Stop oppressing me.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:21 PM
My national pride does not come into it.

I have little or no affection for national sport though do enjoy international tournaments for the sporting pageants they are.

My support for France will largely be based around the money I will have wagered on their ultimate win.



Nice little Dexys reference in there as well.

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:22 PM
He wont let me counter such beastly arguments any more

Ashberto
04-04-2016, 02:22 PM
Sorry, I didn't actually read your post. My Snin parser is down this afternoon, No offence, like, and so on.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:22 PM
I have only ever maintained that my footballbuds are genetically Dutch.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:22 PM

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:23 PM
May I refer you to this original post and kindly request that you fornicate thusly

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:24 PM
It may have been a thinly-veiled invitation to buggery.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:24 PM
How to wind up J Step 1.

Ashberto
04-04-2016, 02:25 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:25 PM
Try Monty, he is mad to be buggered.

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:26 PM
I mean, I'm fond of rain, fried eggs and mary jooowana

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:26 PM
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d9/WonderStuffHup.jpg/220px-WonderStuffHup.jpg

Snin
04-04-2016, 02:27 PM
pop that in your pipe and smoke it imo

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:28 PM
[insert mum joke here]

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:28 PM
Not sure how or why I remember that from school.

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:29 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:32 PM
Should have done it to A'Level instead of physics.

That was just school nerd central, and me.

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:33 PM
It's nice. It's got Irishers in, and that.

7evens
04-04-2016, 02:34 PM
My mothers, half cousins dog was from Sligo, therefore I'm at least one third Irish :rolleyes:

See also young blokes from Basingstoke claiming to be Londoners while chatting up the skirt in Ibiza.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:35 PM
I'm aware of it naturally.

Saoirse Ronan was Oscar nominated for her role in it.

Luis Anaconda
04-04-2016, 02:35 PM
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01675/jupp_1675650a.jpg

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:36 PM

Berni
04-04-2016, 02:36 PM
beating down the doors to get into the bloody place.

My old man suggested I get one in case of Brexit (f**k knows what he thinks is going to happen, the silly old tool). I told him to f**k off.

Ashberto
04-04-2016, 02:37 PM

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:38 PM

Luis Anaconda
04-04-2016, 02:38 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:39 PM
Was chucked out halfway through year 7.

Made getting into University that bit harder until my sporting prowess was brought into the deal.

:cloud9:

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:42 PM
Maybe not.

Ashberto
04-04-2016, 02:42 PM
*Generic term for people from places east of Berlin.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:43 PM
They're f**king everywhere.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
04-04-2016, 02:43 PM
And that must be 15 years ago.

*See your definisition of eastern Europeans.

Ashberto
04-04-2016, 02:44 PM
Hence your name-calling hostility to those of us who passed our Physics A-Level.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:44 PM
The 9 year old thought it was awesome.

Wonder Woman was in it also.

Berni
04-04-2016, 02:45 PM
population at all. :hehe:

You could throw a stone in this country and struggle not to hit someone with an Irish grandparent. It means f**k all.

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:46 PM
Only one I like though, so I asked him

Berni
04-04-2016, 02:46 PM
No. I will not capitulate to fear-mongering. I will not compromise my birthright for a quick journey through immigration, ffs,

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:47 PM
Thieving *******s the lot of them.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
04-04-2016, 02:48 PM
Nerd boy.

Berni
04-04-2016, 02:49 PM
shillelagh and saying 'Top of the morning' to people in no time.

Berni
04-04-2016, 02:50 PM

Classic Jorge
04-04-2016, 02:52 PM

Berni
04-04-2016, 02:56 PM
My parents are both Irish. So f**king what? It no more makes me Irish than the fact that they're both from Dublin makes me a Dubliner. Any other attitude is the merest c**tery, I'm afraid.

You're not Irish, you're just trying to acquire some dubious prestige associated with being a bit ethnic and not English. f**k that for a game of soldiers.

Ashberto
04-04-2016, 03:00 PM

Luis Anaconda
04-04-2016, 03:00 PM

Berni
04-04-2016, 03:02 PM
Just a wild guess.

Luis Anaconda
04-04-2016, 03:08 PM
The other was by all accounts a teetotaler* - his was heart attack I think




*probably means less than ten pints a night man

Berni
04-04-2016, 03:10 PM
RIP and all that.

Snin
04-09-2016, 07:46 PM