Apples are alright, aren't they?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Better than oranges, anyway.

[Pokster]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, same with oranges.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, the apple is the more convenient and efficient fruit, by far.

[Berni]

You walk into a hotel lobby and think 'My, what marvellous apples, I must have one. And then you bite into something with the texture and flavour of roof insulation..

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

comparison imo.

Do we have a definitive Banh Mi recipe, btw?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not proud of it.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

really want is a hot greasy, monstrously calorific pasty or such :nod:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I remember an amazing one with pork belly, pate, mayonnaise and about an acre of coriander :cloud9:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Tonight I'm making red braised pork with egg fried rice.

There's my diet for you.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Anyway the Ancient Greek punishment for bumming grown chaps was to have one hammered up your arse. True story.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I must use it more often - which, granted, will involve bringing conversations round to nasal matter. But ho-hum, one gives for one's art.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That wouldn't happen, b. A warning of 'on your tail' would imply that the aircraft in question were within a dangerous distance, by which time they would, of course, have been positively identified as 'bandits', rather than the unknown quantity which is a 'bogey'.

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Nice try with 'disinterested', btw. Not correcting that took all my willpower :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Mind you, I'm slightly distressed as it was Chairman Mao's favourite dish.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sugar, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce.

[Berni]

some chopped spring onions.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

f**k all in the way of difference.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Basically, whatever's lying around. I honestly can't say I've noticed a difference.