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Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 02:55 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBYEPt_A_si/

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:21 PM
And he seems to have married a giant Barbie doll.

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 03:27 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAu6MqBA_r1/

Ashberto
03-31-2016, 03:31 PM

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:32 PM
extremely young age, can you honestly say you might not have turned into an immature, self-indulgent bellend?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 03:33 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-31-2016, 03:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjKVOmsBIcc

#wentmental
#verydrunk
#knockonthewindowoftheoldrailwayandtheyletyouinasi fyouareare gular

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:33 PM

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:35 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 03:38 PM
which I take to be a vulgar term for the glans *****, used by the lower orders such as jorge. Clearly, no gentleman, but does that make him the bulbous head of the membrum virile?

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:39 PM
second.

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:40 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-31-2016, 03:41 PM
The second goal indeed.

Then he turned. At least Bendtner was simply foolish.

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:42 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 03:42 PM
Hendrik Johannes would have finished it, of course. But we can't all be Hendrik Johannes, can we?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 03:43 PM

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:44 PM

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:45 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 03:46 PM
You're thinking of the game van Persie scored the first, then Fabregas immediately scored the second.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-31-2016, 03:48 PM
A sure sign of how drunk I was (at both games it would appear).

The memory is not what it once was.

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 03:51 PM
Or for that matter my good looks and talent.

How very dare you

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:53 PM
Did I tell you we're calling the cat 'Nero'?

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:55 PM

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 03:55 PM
He himself being a child of a cleaner.

Anyway, here is a kindness. Try and ignore that it's from GTSB's site, it's a nice article about de Grote Johannes and Arsene.
http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/the-church-of-cruyff/

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 03:56 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 03:56 PM

Berni
03-31-2016, 03:58 PM
'Blackie' and 'Sooty' were right out, apparently :shrug:

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 03:58 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-31-2016, 04:01 PM

Berni
03-31-2016, 04:01 PM
I do like him. He's very funny.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 04:03 PM
His contention that Dutch footballers are good at finding space because Holland is small and crowded sort of finished him, as far as I'm concerned.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 04:04 PM
He said he likes being passed around by groups of black men.

I don't really know what that means.

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 04:08 PM
You have to admit, your light-in-the-loafers types have a cracking flair for nomenclature

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 04:09 PM
It makes much, much more sense when you frame it around them needing collective solutions to challenges presented by environmental factors.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 04:10 PM
Perhaps I'll avoid images.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 04:12 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-31-2016, 04:13 PM

Berni
03-31-2016, 04:15 PM

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 04:15 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xCfyzcE8rOw/Th34Q3BPZ5I/AAAAAAAAN3c/hHO5kR7FhnI/s1600/hb5-1.bmp.jpg

Berni
03-31-2016, 04:16 PM

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 04:21 PM

barrybueno
03-31-2016, 04:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgk39i2cUj4