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Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 12:03 PM
Esepecially one who is considerably younger and/or hotter than the bloke. The whole mail order stigma must be a bit of a social discomfort.

Mind you, having a hot young asian girlfriend would, i imagine, help to compensate for this.

Billy Goat Sverige
03-31-2016, 12:05 PM
must say, the oriental/swede crossbreeding program turns out some wonderful fillies.

Berni
03-31-2016, 12:06 PM
almost invariably being given a tremendously hard time by their extremely domineering south east Asian bride who they fondly imagined would be all meek and submissive. :hehe:

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 12:09 PM
Though I approve very much of the mixed asian lady. I used to know a brazillian girl who was half Japanese, which is apparently very common in Sao Paolo

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 12:12 PM
I'M NOT A SEX TOURIST WITH A BIG HEART, HONEST!

Billy Goat Sverige
03-31-2016, 12:18 PM
see them walking around IKEA, and the mum of said bride is usually taging along as well.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 12:21 PM
She stayed dutifully at home, ironing his y-fronts and cooking his dinner, until, after a couple of years, she started chatting with the lady next door.

Needless to say, she soon divorced the f**ker and, pleasingly, her lawyer absolutely stiffed him :hehe:

Berni
03-31-2016, 12:22 PM
Don't get me wrong, there are some lovely-looking ones, but a lot of Thais, Vietnamese and similar tend to the flat-faced.

Mo Britain less Europe
03-31-2016, 12:23 PM

Billy Goat Sverige
03-31-2016, 12:24 PM
bit of whitey.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
03-31-2016, 12:24 PM
Obviously when I say Thai I am generalising, somewhere out there.

Married over 12 months now, met her on holiday naturally, in love. From Thailand to a very small town outside Athlone, so must be love.

Thing is she has still not been allowed into Ireland to live, so a long distance marriage.

I made a jokey comment questioning how many more times she had been married in this period. Ooof.

:-

Had to quickly go and fix a jam in the photocopier.

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 12:25 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 12:27 PM
A chinese Thai is a completely different beast to an Isaan Thai, for example.

Actually, come to think of it, what we think of as the pretty Asian look is actually chinese. Other ethnicities in the region are often a bit dodgy.

Of course even this 'Chinese' nomenclature is a vast generalisation, in itself.

Can we agree that we like the delicate features, the honey skin and the shapely hips but not the plate-face or the buck teeth?

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 12:27 PM

Berni
03-31-2016, 12:28 PM
Surely they must know people are laughing at them?

Bergkamp's Brain
03-31-2016, 12:28 PM
Shirley Asian is India, Sri Lanka, Pakistan and so on, not Thailand, Malaysia etc?

Classic Jorge
03-31-2016, 12:29 PM

Berni
03-31-2016, 12:32 PM
In fact, there was a barmaid in my hotel in Singapore I basically fell in love with. Like you say, fine cheekbones, a gorgeous smile and perfect skin. Obviously, my advances amounted to no more than flirting with her and her having the decency to act as though being lusted after by middle-aged, drunken roundeyes was anything other than tediously run of the mill, but even so.

Snin
03-31-2016, 12:35 PM
him an polanski eh.. lovely lovely Hollywood

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-31-2016, 12:38 PM
Not specifically with Asian women, of course.

Berni
03-31-2016, 12:41 PM

Brentwood
03-31-2016, 12:56 PM

Mo Britain less Europe
03-31-2016, 01:04 PM