wd Moeen Ali, btw. Saved England's blushes yesterday.

[Ashberto]

Shame that one of our number here wants him deported and another wants to put him in a gas chamber, but there you go...

[Berni]

However wristily elegant his strokeplay may be, he would prefer Sharia law when all's said and done.

[Ashberto]

and growing a massive beard.

[Berni]

stoning to death and the woman-oppressing can be optional extras, but I'm pretty sure wanting to bring the whole world within the Umma is mandatory.

[Ashberto]