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Berni
03-24-2016, 11:24 AM
seems strangely cross about this, saying things like "We should strike out on our own and forge our own identity separate to the UK".

I have thus far managed to refrain from pointing out to her that her efforts to strike out on her own and forge an identity separate to the UK don't seem to be going that well.

wd me.

Luis Anaconda
03-24-2016, 11:29 AM
I know a few Kiwis here - some of them can even form a sentence. They were all unimpressed with the options.


Of these I would go for the Kiwi with laser eyes - cool man


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32751191

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 11:30 AM
Mind you, what a great upward trajectory for the UK, bribing scotland to stay in an abusive relationship, this and coming soon the renegotiation of every trade deal ever.

http://img.rasset.ie/000b7eeb-642.jpg

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 11:31 AM
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Berni
03-24-2016, 11:34 AM
the only significant thing about them, so they might as well just own it. :shrug:

Also, it looks quite cool.

Berni
03-24-2016, 11:36 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-24-2016, 11:37 AM
I knew some Kiwis. Their toilet was absolutely covered in skid marks.

Berni
03-24-2016, 11:38 AM

Berni
03-24-2016, 11:39 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-24-2016, 11:41 AM

Berni
03-24-2016, 11:43 AM
with them rather well. However, I have never had anything but beef with New Zealanders. I find them spectacularly humourless, dour and quite often just thick.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-24-2016, 11:45 AM
That goes for Canadians as well.

Ashberto
03-24-2016, 11:46 AM
I know they get bantered off with scotch-housery on here somewhat but that sounds a bit strong.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-24-2016, 11:47 AM
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/24/ifs-scotland- debts-three-times-greater-uk (http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/24/ifs-scotland-debts-three-times-greater-uk)

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 11:49 AM
Maybe some hobbit rugby?

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3291403.ece/ALTERNATES/s1023/Ronald-tinios.jpg

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 11:51 AM
Betty Saxe-Coburg-Geotha even clambered off her non-partisan pedestal and waded in, so real was the fear she'd lose a couple of castles.

Berni
03-24-2016, 11:52 AM
It would have been marvellous to see Sturgeon and Salmond on their knees begging for help. :hehe:

I've also just noticed that both SNP leaders have fish names. :rubchin:

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 11:54 AM
Would today not have been the divorce day?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-24-2016, 11:56 AM
How is that 'wading in', exactly?

By the way mate, every time you make the tired old Saxe-Coburg gag, you allow your xenophobia to show again.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-24-2016, 11:57 AM
She really is a megalomaniacal sour bitch.

Berni
03-24-2016, 11:59 AM
Yes, today would have been the day a proud, independent Scotland opened for business already massively f**ked. :hehe:

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 12:01 PM
Jeremy Heywood (look him up, after democratic socialism) and half of the no campaign.

As for your accusations of my xenophobia :hehe: seriously?

I'll call her what I want, I am not a subject.

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 12:03 PM
Or maybe even a fools errand.

See also every deficit reduction target to date and, I'm willing to lay money on this, the target for 2020.

Berni
03-24-2016, 12:04 PM

Ashberto
03-24-2016, 12:10 PM
So to clarify, it's not British that are evil, just the English, right?

Two legs bad, four legs good, and so on.

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 12:14 PM
Your welsh, irish and your scots are fine.

Cornish types dont count though.

Ashberto
03-24-2016, 12:22 PM

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 12:23 PM

Ashberto
03-24-2016, 12:27 PM
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Berni
03-24-2016, 12:29 PM

Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 12:30 PM
The "British"

http://i2.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article3233446.ece/ALTERNATES/s1023/JS22221270.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/12/article-2689678-1F9719D300000578-519_964x636.jpg

Ashberto
03-24-2016, 12:31 PM

Ashberto
03-24-2016, 12:33 PM
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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-24-2016, 12:56 PM