The first 5 on Masterchef were an utter charisma vacuum.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There weren't even any appalling disasters.

Disappointing. Let's hope for better things to come.

[Berni]

have been thrown out of the building immediately.

Also, I'm actually quite scared of the Welsh professor of medical devices. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

First she made consewmay. Then she decided to 'turn the heating up'.

Ignorant fat pig bitch.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The fat baldy might end up decking him, if we're lucky.

[Berni]

['Neg]