Anyway, I absolutely aced dinner last night. The cote de boeuf was, though I say so myself, cooked

[Berni]

to perfection. A lovely crust on the outside, but ****, juicy and yielding within (like your mum); chips were perfect, as was the Bearnaise sauce. Add a diamond ring into the equation and I basically scored top husband points.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The bearnaise is never hot :-(

[Berni]

Basically, your hollandaise is a perfect breeding ground for unpleasantness, but it is too delicious not to risk it.

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[IUFG]

[Berni]

[Berni]

He has, however, always struggled with emulsions. We all have our cross to bear.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's a mental block.

[Berni]

Mayonnaise works nine times out of 10, but sometimes you just have to give in and pretend you were intending to make a remoulade.

[redgunamo]

Must admit though, I thought it meant a life s****ing about the place in a gorilla costume, like Jim Belushi in "Trading Places", rather than joining in with those honest chaps at SWAPO or some such.

[Classic Jorge]

I always wanted to black up like Dan Ackroyd.

Bloody PC Madness

[redgunamo]

Unless you're that Saldana bird, I suppose. loooooooooooooooooooooooool.

[Berni]

that she shouldn't get a job because of her skin colour?

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

It's like disadvantage trumps, the person with the least will always be right on the basis of a set of arbitary societal factors which, were the situation turned on its head, would be any and every ism possible.

[Berni]

:hehe:

[Berni]

80s were pretty much spot on about the logical conclusion of identity politics, isn't it?

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]