View Full Version : Anyway, I absolutely aced dinner last night. The cote de boeuf was, though I say so myself, cooked
Berni
03-24-2016, 10:47 AM
to perfection. A lovely crust on the outside, but ****, juicy and yielding within (like your mum); chips were perfect, as was the Bearnaise sauce. Add a diamond ring into the equation and I basically scored top husband points.
Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 10:48 AM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-24-2016, 10:48 AM
The bearnaise is never hot :-(
Berni
03-24-2016, 10:50 AM
Basically, your hollandaise is a perfect breeding ground for unpleasantness, but it is too delicious not to risk it.
Berni
03-24-2016, 10:53 AM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
03-24-2016, 10:54 AM
Berni
03-24-2016, 10:55 AM
Berni
03-24-2016, 10:56 AM
He has, however, always struggled with emulsions. We all have our cross to bear.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
03-24-2016, 11:01 AM
It's a mental block.
Berni
03-24-2016, 11:04 AM
Mayonnaise works nine times out of 10, but sometimes you just have to give in and pretend you were intending to make a remoulade.
redgunamo
03-24-2016, 12:02 PM
Must admit though, I thought it meant a life s****ing about the place in a gorilla costume, like Jim Belushi in "Trading Places", rather than joining in with those honest chaps at SWAPO or some such.
Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 12:04 PM
I always wanted to black up like Dan Ackroyd.
Bloody PC Madness
redgunamo
03-24-2016, 12:09 PM
Unless you're that Saldana bird, I suppose. loooooooooooooooooooooooool.
Berni
03-24-2016, 12:13 PM
that she shouldn't get a job because of her skin colour?
Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 12:15 PM
redgunamo
03-24-2016, 12:19 PM
Classic Jorge
03-24-2016, 12:19 PM
It's like disadvantage trumps, the person with the least will always be right on the basis of a set of arbitary societal factors which, were the situation turned on its head, would be any and every ism possible.
Berni
03-24-2016, 12:22 PM
:hehe:
Berni
03-24-2016, 12:23 PM
80s were pretty much spot on about the logical conclusion of identity politics, isn't it?
redgunamo
03-24-2016, 12:27 PM
Berni
03-24-2016, 12:30 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
03-24-2016, 12:42 PM
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