Masterchef back tonight. It's always good car crash TV with the amateurs.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Carl's concrete rice pudding and beans on toast being a recent favourite.

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

finally put me off the whole thing. :-(

[Berni]

[pjlincs]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Actually, they're both professional miserablists who would turn up at the birth of your first child just to say something that knocked all the joy from the event - and they have never been seen in the same room at the same time :sherlock:

[Pokster]

[Pokster]

itm would have been when you were hanging back away from the bar pretending it wasn't your round....... again

[Luis Anaconda]

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