I'm torn with regard to Iain Duncan Smith.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

On the one hand, his father was a fine pilot with 17 victories, 2 DSOs and 3 DFCs. (Is that some sort of record? 3 DFCs, for all love!)

Iain himself, of course, served in the Scots Guards.

On the other hand, he's Tottenham :-(

[IUFG]

the dirty Tottenham *******

[Classic Jorge]

He does seem to have done an impressive volte face from his previous enthusiasm for taking as much money as possible away from the disableds.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

ty iufg.

[Classic Jorge]

Actually, supporting spurs and Villa is starting to redress the karmic balance a little bit.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mean, they're all simply 'scum' anyway, aren't they?

For what it's worth I suspect that it's more to do with the party's bizarre insistence on getting hung up on Europe; but as I am not privy to the inner workings of his mind, I couldn't say for sure.

[7evens]

getting into number 10.
Fair play.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Firing squard or scaffold?

Lol, jk, C. I hope he stands on an upturned plug in his bare feet and then some Lego.

[Monty91]

be of him cheering welfare cuts?

Disappointing...

[Luis Anaconda]

Not exactly set the bar high there though has he

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec3wJlHtVMM

[Classic Jorge]

They're in government, he's lying to the people he purports to represent.

Yes, they are scum, they've presided over one brutal cut after the other to the poorest and most vulnerable people in society and seemed very proud of their record. They've also said it's very important to do this so we can balance the books, the books have not been balanced and the national debt is still spiralling out of control.

Not so much so that they cant sell RBS off at a 22bn loss though.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Would not have struck me as the type.

[Monty91]

contentious statement.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm interested in whether you're lying, or whether you actually believe this sub-Morning Star hyperbolic nonsense..

[Classic Jorge]

That's what he's proud of

[Classic Jorge]

Of course I believe it, it's not hyperbolic *******s, it's forcing ill and seriously disabled people to live in homeless hostels, to go without food and to be unable to afford to get to hospital or doctor's appointments.

All that at the same time as selling RBS off at a 22bn loss

[Monty91]

welfare-dependency, rather than some people being dragged by the scruff of their necks back into work (through benefits cuts) while others fall through the cracks, and that this in no gives you the moral high-ground.

[Classic Jorge]

But really it's the sick and disabled I'm worried about here. There's very little you can do in terms of picking someone up by the scruff of the neck if they cant actually walk.

What choice do these people have other than remain on perpetual benefits?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

who have spent a lifetime on benefits due to being 'unwell' when all they suffer from is an aversion to getting up in the morning. the system has, in th epast, clearly been far too easy for these lazy *******s to exploit.

Anecdotes are not, of course, evidence, I suppose. But that works both ways.

[Monty91]

such as a bed or a chair. This amounts to a huge amount of wasted cash.

If indeed we’re all in this together, then I don’t see why raspberries shouldn’t have to be a bit more judicious about how they spend their hand-outs, just as Charlie will sometimes resist the beluga when there’s a downtown

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Beluga is too big for my taste. One misses the multitudinous 'pops' as one bursts the tiny osetra pearls against one's palate.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How do I know if he's lying or not? Crucially, I don't care. This is simply internicene warfare of the dullest variety.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

to “chronic fatigue syndrome”. She was the most energetic girl I’d ever met!

I often felt a bit disgusted with myself for indulging her idleness, especially as I’d invariably pay when we were out, despite being pretty skint myself, but, annoyingly, she kept luring me back in by letting me put my willy in her mouth :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I knew a chap who'd been signed off for years because he had arthritis in his fingers. Of course, one couldn't see any evidence of this in day to day life, but he assured me that this 'arthritis' stopped him playing the guitar, and he couldn't do another job, since playing the guitar was what he wanted to do.

This lazy f**ker lived on the 13th floor of a council block in Peckham and was a vegan.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

And the fact that it seems that these sactions are hitting people in genuine need, surely unfairly, also paints a pretty sorry picture.

Still, that's fine, we can afford to de-nationalise a bank at a 22bn loss because, you know, nationalised things are wrong.

[Classic Jorge]

I think it mightve gone past that point. People, seriously ill people with the cancers and the paraplegia, are being turfed out of rented properties and made to live in hostels now.

[Monty91]

Drugs everywhere, unisex dorms, young girls travelling solo.

Lucky c**ts.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The situation in June of 2015 was such that the government was expected to have made an overall profit of some 14bn once all shares had been sold.

From a 14bn profit to a 22bn loss in 8 months is quite a swing in share prices.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He said he woke up one night to find a drunken Australian pissing on him :-(

[Monty91]

He kept a map on his wall and coloured in countries for each nationality girl he banged.

[Ashberto]

which hasn't stopped him making and producing records. You should see what Karl Marx would have done to these people - he had no truck with the lumpen proletariate. As for Lenin - "He who does not work, neither shall he eat".

How was the pilgrimage to Rochester, btw?

[Monty91]

I stayed in one in Venice where there must have been 50 f**king people in one dorm. It was like being in a concentration camp, only with more noxious gas :-(

Then in Monaco, my visit coincided with Feyenoord playing in the Super Cup Final. All their fans arrived on a day I happened to be wearing a piece of Arsenal clothing. A bunch of them marched into my dorm, clocked me laying on my bed and started singing “f**k off Arshhhnel”. Didn’t sleep well that night.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

until 10 pm on Friday; she felt that she rather needed a little more notice, perhaps to come to terms with the idea.

I thought next Sunday might be more appropriate anyway. I will aim to arrive in time for mass.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I shared a room with some Hungarian sailors, oddly. Big, bearded lads, they were. I was awfully scared; I was only 18 or so. :-(

They didn't f**k me, oddly.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/wp-content/uploads/sites/9/2015/06/11_rothschild_fc.jpg

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You sex deviant.

[Pokster]

[Pokster]

and also the share price for both has fallen off a cliff (LLO- 20%) (RBS- 33%) but if J was quoting the OBR for last yr then he has f**ked up.... so Sir C wins by default

[Ashberto]

Sorry, a chap called Henry came along and took it away. Oh well, at leat we're no longer ruled by Rome. :shrug:

[Pokster]

is the funding cost of the initial bail out

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Heathen c**t.

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's not coming in at 22bn down though, is it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What else would I need?

[Pokster]

and sell the shares above the original level then they can say they made a profit

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

of demented budgie?

They don't understand money, do they? Or numbers. Or logic, reason, common sense, decency, honour, responsibility, dignity or respect.

[Pokster]

and if the banks had gone bust then how much tax would the govt have lost since then + benefit payments.... the cost might be high, but the unseen benefits more than outweigh those imo

[Ashberto]

every day :-(

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

Sweet jesus, it's like meeting someone who has an Ed Balls t-shirt

[Berni]

It's also nice for Dickens buffs, of course, being where Edwin Drood was set and all.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Were you an altar boy, a?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I think you told me it was.

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[Berni]

haven't stolen off of us.

I think it still counts as one of ours really though. They all do except the modern ones like St Paul's. And sure, isn't it all the same God at the end of the day?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The Lord alone knows what sort of satanic rituals they practise :cry:

[Ashberto]

until they ran out of money.

[Berni]

The songs were better, of course, but you you know what they say about the devil having the best tunes.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They seemed mainly to pray to HMQ, as I recall. I never realised it was the religious bit. I suppose the Reverend 'Toad' Wells did wear a dog collar...

[Ashberto]

Expropriated.

[Classic Jorge]

Top smiley work there

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

did well out of the dissolution of the monasteries, I hardly see that as 'nationalisation'.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Classic Jorge]

I dont think IDS ever enjoyed that luxury, did he?

[Berni]

mention of the Father, The Son and their insubstantial friend the Holy Spirit and Bob's your uncle, I think.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

has NO CHANCE of getting to no 10. Believe me, even Nigel Farage has a better chance than him.

[Ashberto]

Not the bloody Romans.

[Berni]

at the next election.

Labour have a one-point lead in one poll at a time when the Tories are in all-out war with each other. To put that in perspective, Ed Miliband had a 10 point lead at the same point in his tenure as loser-in-chief.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

These same Romans whose departure back to Rome left you hiding in your straw houses whilst pseudo-German types took over your country?

Those Romans?

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, I dont think there's been a poll since friday, has there?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Germanic types who, when confronted with the great works of literature and philosophy, were likely to wipe their arses on them?

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

This country is never - EVER - going to vote for Jeremy Corbyn,

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Mo Britain less Europe]