Football today.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Here are a pair of charming, polite, (sort of) educated young men. They are unsuccessful.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01646/OX-WALCOTT_1646205a.jpg

These chaps are, well, semi-human, as far as I can make out. Jorge's people, if you will. They are successful.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/14/00/3024EB9A00000578-0-image-a-106_1452730018551.jpg

I used to love this game :-(

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

our midfield mobility appears to have improved recently?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No doubt la will be along in a minute to tell us how awful our 20-goal centre forward is.

You lot should be ashamed of yourselves. You're old enough to know better.

[redgunamo]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

occasionally. I get it right so rarely I have to highlight and wallow as much as I can.

[Luis Anaconda]

Danny :cloud9:
Movement up front :cloud9:

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

or Stoke or some such next season.

Of course we need Reus, Isco etc to replace them

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What price aspiration?

[redgunamo]

Anyway, are Vardy and Kane not aspiring?

[Classic Jorge]

I've nothing to do with Vardy or Kane and may I remind you I'll be one of the few people not turning my cloak and cheering them on this summer.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, r. Were they aspirational they would attempt to speak properly.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

QED.

[redgunamo]

That counts for alot too. Much more, even.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The question is, Japanese or German?

[Berni]

http://www.porsche-design.com/en/Porsche-Design-Home/Kitchen -Accessories/Knives/ (http://www.porsche-design.com/en/Porsche-Design-Home/Kitchen-Accessories/Knives/)

[IUFG]

I am sure I've mentioned before...

Victorinox.

Pisses on my Global's chips

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

[IUFG]

[Berni]

Although I must admit that someone bought me a Robert Welch knife for Christmas and it's excellent. Well worth a look.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:hide:

[Berni]

which the Swiss are singularly lacking.

[IUFG]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/13/article-2657078-1EB11C7F00000578-670_634x420.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.ablogtowatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Patek-Philippe.jpg

[IUFG]

appears to be taking this male grooming a bit far.