Oooh. Welbz has no assists but 0.96 goals per 90 mins>>>>>

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

http://www.squawka.com/comparison-matrix#premier_league/2015 /2016/theo_walcott/165/165/79/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/a lex_oxlade-chamberlain/165/165/90/0/p|premier_league/2015/20 16/danny_welbeck/165/165/88/31/p|premier_league/2015/2016/jo el_campbell/165/165/1838/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/alex_i wobi/165/165/9578/0/p#goals_scored/assists/key_passes#90 (http://www.squawka.com/comparison-matrix#premier_league/2015/2016/theo_walcott/165/165/79/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/alex_oxlade-chamberlain/165/165/90/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/danny_welbeck/165/165/88/31/p|premier_league/2015/2016/joel_campbell/165/165/1838/0/p|premier_league/2015/2016/alex_iwobi/165/165/9578/0/p#goals_scored/assists/key_passes#90)

[barrybueno]

If only he could find that 0.04 from somewhere. He could ask Walcott I suppose.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

having a middle class accent and smooth skin?

[barrybueno]

It's the only logical explaination.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Keown and Bergy. All time AFC heroes.

No other club would have persevered with Feo for 10 yrs.

Both Joel and Iwobi look better prospects than Ox. But then, so did Serge Gnabry before he got injured.

Why didn't we sign someone last summer ffs? Could we have made a cheeky 40 mil bid for di Maria?

What about buying this Mahrez chap? What position does he play? Lots of goals and assists according to the stats. And still quite young.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

to warrant paying him what he's earning. But the same fans who now want him out were outraged when there was tak he might not sign a new contract.

Mahrez or Payet will do me. Or even both. If we bought both we could get rrof of Feo, Ox, Tomas, Flamini, Arteta and either Jack or Rambo.

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

modern wide forward, and he's not really good enough for the loan striker - no strong enough, not creative enough around the edge of the box, and doesn't score enough.

0.18 goals a game (or 0.28 per 90 mins) isn't good enough for a modern forward. Sorry.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

sell him.