How is everyone's #banter this morning?

[Classic Jorge]

Strangely I've had nothing from anyone, not even the usual totally-lacking-any-self-awareness spurs fan. Understandably the Liverpool and Man Utd fans are too busy worrying about eachother whilst the Leeds and Bradford fans just think we live in some kind of gilded penthouse whilst they're laying in pissy doorways and rubbish strewn alleys.

I dont know any chelsea fans because they arent a real club.

[Pat Vegas]

From a Chelsea fan.

Ignored it

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t231/Fred_Blogs/frazer_doomed_zps771ea90c.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to get bantered off with ****. Housery.

[Classic Jorge]

In 2005

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

It is, after all, the first time they've beat us since the fa cup 5th round in 1987.

[Pat Vegas]

And if I call him a cund that's not very sensible either.

Maybe I'll attack his mother.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Who have they got in the semis? I hope they get smashed.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

Not even a single mention of the Man U v Liverpool game.

[Luis Anaconda]

All looking so f**king miserable on a train

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

I know a lot of Watford fans, j. Even ended up in the Watford end for that cup game at Highbury. "You don't seem very happy, the steward said to me as Blissett got their fourth. You can imagine the reply

[Classic Jorge]

Morrissey was right though, wasnt he? There's always someone somewhere with a big nose who knows.

[Classic Jorge]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What's Hugh Laurie got to do with the price of fish?

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

Nothing like self-deprecating humour to disarm gloating c**ts imo, when there is no decent counter-attack.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Another bleeding foreigner, I suppose?

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/19/18/2AABFBD100000578-0-image-a-12_1437326323091.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

his gf apparently:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/02369/01_07111416_c58534_2369693a.jpg

[7evens]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03mz84p?ns_mchannel=social& amp;ns_campaign=bbc_5_live_sports_extra&ns_source=twitte r&ns_linkname=radio_and_music (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03mz84p?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_5_live_sports_extra&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=radio_and_music)

[Brentwood]

They are being very magnanimous, despite me mentioning the doping

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Classic Jorge]

[7evens]

The type you reserve for young children or the disabled when they attempt to do something beyond their means.

[Classic Jorge]

He's still not over being mugged off

[Brentwood]

or 3 more goals, but my heart wasn't really in it as I started saying it

[IUFG]

Marvellous.