When do we get our new shiny interface, then?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There might be exciting functions like live webcamming; imagine watching Monty touching himself first thing on a Monday morning! Amazing.

[Luis Anaconda]

I am not even sure if I even exist

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Does your mum know?

[Pat Vegas]

It will be the end Mark my words

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Let's get f**king depressed.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

confirm that the email address you have in your User CP is still a valid email because that is the one your new details will go to when he flips over to the new site.

You are capable of clicking a fvcking link aren't you !

[Pat Vegas]

Hmm maybe I'll be able to get my Fash account back.

[Pat Vegas]

A way to steal an hour of our long weekend.

And b disrespectful to Jesus as our Easter Sunday is an hour shorter.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Shiny new interface.

[Pat Vegas]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]